Friday May 27th

7:30 am

Just woke up. I really don't fancy going to stalag 14 today, especially since i have a squillion and one things to think about in this gorgeous head of mine!

7:50 am

Thinking as I dress and apply lippy.

Dave is my boy-y partner! I'm his girly partner! We are no longer proffessional snogging partners. And I saw his...area. It was quite strange actually, the only time i ever saw another one was when I accidentally walked in on the loon leader in the shower and that was definately the pinaccle of all the traumaticosity in my life...I still shudder at the thought. Erlack.
ANYWHO, back on track...
Dave and me. Me and Dave. Mrs. Georgia the laugh...I like that one.

7:54 am

But not everything is peachy keen in my life at the moment, what will I do about The former sex god, Robbie? I will be seeing him tonight, and Dave will want to show off his new girly partner like rafiki in the lion king holding up simba for all the animal kingdom to bow down to. Except they will not bow down to me (Then again...you never know).

7:59 am

Besides what do I care about what the former sex god thinks? I don't care about him almost as much as I don't care about Italiano Pratio.
Mmmmm...Italiano Pratio.

8:06 am

I have been quite the little minx whileRobbie was away. Two other blokes have been putunder my spellAND Robbie came back for me! Lil'olme...
Perhaps I should borrow a pair of Jas' giganticamus pantaloons for tonightto make certain my red bottomdoesn't come out tomingle.

8:15 am

I'm on my way to Wet Jas'. The ancients will land in three days, the bloody cowboy party could very well be my last party in freedom. Sigh.

8:20 am

Met Jassy.
"Bonjour ma petite nincompoop."
"I've been waiting for ages."
What is she blithering on about?
"It's only 8:20, ma cherie."
"No...It's 8:55! Stalag 14 starts in five minutes. Where have you been? I was just about to leave without you!"
Oh, cheers, my best mate was going to leave me behind to die.
"The time on my clock must have been wrong...I don't know how it changed."
"Yeah, well, we have to go now. Hawkeye will have a fit."
I grumbled in my best grumbly way,
"Sodding Hawkeye, she can kiss my patootie. I wish we had bunked off today."
Jas looked at me in a looking at me way, as if I was some sort of rebel girl.

8:50--I mean 9:10 am

assembly

Slim is blithering on about something insignificant to the wonderful world of Georgia, and so the fab five were discussing plans for this evening.
"Should I wear boy entrancers? Brendan is coming along with me...I want to look good."
I, the yoda of the group, put in my two cents
"Yes, wear them. They give full longevity to your...er...eyelash thingies."
"Are you sure?"
Then Jasdecided (wrongfully)to put in her own,
"Don't, Tom says that he doesn't fancy them too much."
"Neither does Rollo."
Hmpf.
"Well I think they are nice, and Dave hasn't said anything against them yet."
"He will." Said Jassyknickers.
Someday I'm going to reach over and strangle that skinny neck of hers.

3:15 pm

We were greeted by the boys on the way home from stalag 14 which was accompanied by the usual dither attack.
When we were finished making ourselves presentable behind Elvis' old shed, we walked with them.
Dave actually blushed a little when he saw me. I, of course, being the humerous person I am pointed this out to him and began to blush more.
"What are you wearing tonight?" He asked.
"A Cowboy hat..." I said giving a sly grin. I am such a minx.
He smiled back in the same way. What is the masculine form of minx? Minxo? Minxe?
The girls parted from the lads at my door and I gave Dave a kiss on the cheek.
"See you tonight."
"I'm looking forward to your hat..."

4:00 pm

We stayed at my house for snacks and to get ready, and now we are all heading over to Rosies to help her bring out food and put on last minute touches.

We walked down the street to her house, arm in arm, all of us in our cowgirl outfits. (Don't worry I was wearing more than a hat.) Yelling 'Howdy!' and 'Giddy-up!' to unsuspecting passerbys.

7:00 pm

The party has begun! We are waiting for people to arrive.
I am sitting all aloney on my oney on a chair waiting for Dave the laugh and The former sex god to arrive. I am still in the valley of indecision.
What if I cannot control my red bottomoscity? I need a back up plan.

7:05 pm

Spoke to Jas about the situation.
"So you want me to watch you the entire night?"
"No, just keep an eye on me."
"Thats the same thing, Gee."
Honestly, I will kill her someday. If I was not in such a state of stressosity I would have snapped at her but I kept my cool.
"Listen, the sex god and Dave the laugh will be under the same roof and I can't guarantee that my red bottom wont be joining them. So, I just want you to look out for any signs of it. If you see it, I don't care what you do...just get it away from the lads. Ok?"
Jas looked very confused. But I had no time for confusion because at that moment Rollo, Brendan, Tom, and eeek Dave and Robbie came in. Dave was glaring at Robbie and Robbie looked as if he had no clue what was going on. Then he saw me. His face lit up with a huge smile and he came running over to me. He put his arms around me and planted one right on my lips.
I almost fell over.
I kept my eyes open, which I knew was a definate no-no in the rules of kissing, but I had definately not been expecting this.
I could see Dave out of the corner of my eye looking very...sad. Jas and company were looking at me in looking at me ways. Finally the kissed finished and I realized, as Dave walked away from the room, that for the first time in my life I would have to be serious about something.
"Uh...hi, Robbie."
"Sorry. I've just missed you so much, Gee!I was so excited to get back and start things up with you again."
Start back up with me again? So he thinks that he can go off and snog sheep for a year and then just come back and expect me to have been sitting here waiting patiently for him to get back...possibly knitting?
"I brought you back a gift from New Zealand." He said, and he pulled out a little silver guitar on a chain. On the back 'To Gee, with Love from Robbie' was inscribed. Oh mondieu.
"Wow, it's beautiful, Robbie...but-"
"Uh-oh." He said.
"-I kinda...uh...started things up with Dave."
"Dave the laugh?" He asked.
"Yeah."
"But...how...why?"
"Because, Robbie...you were off snogging sheep, and possibly maori women in Kiwi a gogo land. I had no clue when you were getting back, you never said if we were officially broken up or not. I was confused and heart broken. And I moved on. Did you just expect me to be sitting here waiting for you to get back?" I amazed myself with the mature words coming from my mouth, he stood speechless.
"Well...?" I asked exasperatedly.
"Do you know whats going on with Lindsay?"
My jaw dropped.
What no, "GEORGIA JUST RIPPED MY HEART TO SHREDS! SHE IS A RUTHLESS MANEATER AND SHOULD BE BURNED AT THE STAKE!"?
He wants to know whats going on with Lindsay? Wet Lindsay? ERLACK!

I gave him a look of glaciosity,
"She is going out with Ita-Masimo."

"Masimo? Who is Masimo?"
"Masimo is your replacement in the stiff Dylans." His face fell. I wanted to say that he was also ten times more gorgey than the former sex god, but I didn't.
"Why has everything changed?" He whined.
Good observation, oh stupid once sex god material (but not anymore) one. Things have changed because you made the (stupid) decision to leave me all aloney on my owney for a year!

"So...theres no chance of you getting back together with me?"

"Nota chance in hell. Especially now that after only a second of learning I was taken you moved onto Lindsay."
"I'm sorry."
"Bye Robbie." I said. Ooer. I am the master of coolness and maturosity and glaciosity of all sorts!

I had to find Dave. I had a feeling he wasn't having much of a laugh at the moment.

A/N

Phewph. Georgie's had a loooong day. That entire post was one day. Were almost caught up to the actual date it is...its Saturday the 28th. Hmmmmmm. Anywho, I'll be posting more tonight but right now I gotta go out cause its soooooooo sunny:-D

Love,
Emma.