A/N: Sorry about this chapter taking so long, but with school and all…plus, I just had a birthday. So you could say I've been super busy. (I'll update faster if any of you can guess my age).

For the disclaimer, please read chapter one.

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"You tricked me, you foul, loathsome damned creature!"

"Admit it, you loved it."

"No! I refuse to accept this! I could never have…have…well…YOU KNOW WHAT!"

"No…tell me, Master!"

"Will you leave me be?"

"No."

"…Must I command you to?"

"…Maybe…"

"…Alucard."

"I'm thinking about it."

"DAMN IT, ALUCARD! LEAVE ME BE! AND THAT'S AN ORDER!"

Alucard slowly sunk through the tiled floors of the Hellsing manor just when Integra thrown her tea. "Damn him," she muttered before sulking over the loss of her tea. Drake was in bed (thanks to Walter's supreme story telling), Alucard had just left to do whatever he did when no one was around, Seras and Pip were somewhere in Brazil (they might still buy bondage for Alucard), and Integra had the rest of the night off.

Life was perfect and would remain perfect until the next five minutes passed and it would be time for her bed time.

Five minutes. Still, that was pretty darn good for a vampire hunter!

She sighed, stiffening in a tearful sob. Tomorrow would probably go better then today had, since she would give Drake a tour of the house, the grounds, and start teaching him his new job as heir of Hellsing. But that was tomorrow and now she had only four minutes.

Though, her mind still wondered on about the day. Had she really been so desperate to…flirt…with Alucard? Was being the Virgin of Steel too much of a job to uphold? WHAT HAD HAPPENED? Was she going to get pregnant? Can vampires even reproduce? Will Seras be pregnant? What about Drake? Can Drake handle Hellsing by himself? Or if she is pregnant and does have a child, will he/she help him out too? What about Iscariot? Will they still be assholes? Will Alucard and Anderson still be fighting, cutting/shooting each others heads off, and having tea parties? What will happen to her? Did Alucard use a mind trick on her to get her into having…you…know…what…with him? Will he do it again to get her to become the No Life Queen?

Integra gave a frustrated scream. Two minutes left!

"NO MORE THINKING! RELAX! Drink tea…Yes…tea…" She calmly walked into the kitchen and reached for the pot of tea, pouring herself some more. Then, when she made sure that the halls were quiet and nobody was around, she quickly opened up a cupboard and pulled out some alcoholic beverage, adding that in to her cup of tea. She gave a small cackle and returned to her seat at the dining room table.

Only one minute left. Could she drink her tea in that small amount of time?

Instantly, she was chugging it down, faster than Alucard could snort pixie sticks. Only twenty seconds remained! And only half of the tea filled cup remained! Then suddenly, her watch went off on a repeated beeping session, the time eleven o' clock flashing.

"DAMN!" Integra spat and moments later, Alucard had reappeared by her side with a feral grin.

"Night, night time for Master! Time for beddy, by!" He teased sincerely in an innocent manor while sweeping Integra out of her chair and into her arms.

She didn't struggle. Since her first meeting with Alucard, when she had free nights like this one, he made a habit out of making sure she went to bed at all costs. And at all costs, he meant, at all costs.

FLASH BACK!

"SITUATION A! SITUATION A! RESTRICTION SYSTEM SET TO LEVEL FIVE…FOUR…THREE, TWO, ONE! CROMWELL RELEASE IS IN AFFECT! TARGET HAS BEEN SPOTTED AND WILL BE SILENCED BY GOING TO BED!"

"Fuck you!"

"SITUATION A PLUS! FOUL LANGUAGE FROM A LADY WILL NOT BE TOLERATED BY HELLSING! PREPARE TO BE TRANSPORTED TO BED INSTANTLY WITH NO TEA!"

"What?"

"DO NOT QUESTION YOUR AUTHORATOR!"

"I am your master! I command you to put me down!"

"REQUEST IS DENIED!"

"That wasn't a request!"

"SPEAK ENGLISH, I CANNOT UNDERSTAND YOU!"

"ARGHH!"

END FLASH BACK!

"Beddy, beddy, beddy, by!" Alucard sang cheerfully while holding a very gloomy Integra. Quickly, he skipped up the stairs and opened up her door to her room to find Drake fast asleep on her bed.

Alucard's eye twitched twice and his jaw hung open. Integra easily slid out of his arms and crawled in bed with her new ward, "Looks like you won't be sleeping with me tonight, Alucard!" She fell asleep once her head touched her pillow with Drake cuddling closer to her.

He left without saying a word to his sleeping master and floated down to the lower levels of the Hellsing manor. Once he calmly walked down a dark hallway, turned a few corners, went down another dark hallway, fell through a trap door, and landed into his chair, he burst out crying bloody tears.

"THAT DAMN KID HAS TO DIE!"

To Be Continued…

Next Time: Alucard plots Drakes death, Integra learns from her doctor that she has an obsession with tea, Seras and Pip come back with a present, Walter actually gets two lines, and Drake hangs out with the big kids at the park. God have mercy on us all…