Thursday June 2nd

11:00 am

I overslept! By alot! Mutti and Vati had to leave for work early this morning and so no one woke me up! Damn them all!

I must have fallen asleep whilst cursing everyone in the universe who has a normal life (unlike myself).

11:05 am

Clothes. Stocking. Lippy. Brushy hair. "Natural" coat of mascara. Shoes. RUNNNNNNNN!

11:10 am

RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Pant. Pant. Pant. RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Pant. Pant. Pant.

11:17 am

I made it to stalag 14! But class is in session right now, so I am quite filled with confusosity of where to go.

11:30 am

Hawkeye alert! Hawkeye alert! Ran into the bathroom and stood on the toilet. That was too close for comfort.

11:33 am

Sat on the toilet and began eating cheesy snacks from my bag.
I wonder where the fabs are right now? Oh yes, they'll be in maths right now. With the lesbian/math oberfurrher Ms. Stamp. Whom we'll have again after lunch for p.e. Joy unbounded.

12:00 pm

I sat in the toilet stall until I heard the lunch bell ring. I ran out to find the girls.
"Jas!" I saw good old Jassyknickers in the crowd. She didn't hear.
"JAS!" I screamed again, she turned around, looked, and then shrugged and turned away.
"JASSSS!" She finally heard me, and waddled over, probably because of her over sized botty protectors.
"Gee, I thought I heard you calling. But then I thought, it couldn't have been her because she wasn't here today. And then Ikept walking and heard you again and looked all around for you but didn't see you and I thought, I must be feeling a little silly because-"
"-Jas?"
"Mmmhmm?"
"Shut up."
She ignored my friendly gesture, "So where have you been all day? We were wondering in science for about a minute, then we started learning about magnets."
Joy. My so-called mates worried about me for a minute before they began learning about magnets.
Then the excitement of the magnets pushed me right out of their brains. Its nice to know what I have to compete with.
"I woke up late after last night?"
"Oooh yes, that was rather awful getting up this morning, I was so tired."
"Uh-huh, anyways, Jas. What should I say I was doing this morning?"
"I don't know."
"Should I say that Angus and Gordy felt the call of the wild and went on a rampage? It's half true, they destroyed my brand new jumper...don't even let me get started on that."
"Say whatever you want, Gee."
Then all of the sudden, out of no where, like a..er...thing that comes out of nowhere, was Hawkeye.

"Georgia Nicholson, where were you this morning."

"Er...I-I had to go and...er...see my psychiatrist!"

"Your psychiatrist?" Hawkeye raised her eyebrow.

"Yes, because, as you probably know...er...my shed burnt down last night, and I accidentally started it. It was very traumatizing. And my parents wanted my head checked out just in case...you know."

"Do you have a note?"

"No, ma'am."

"Well bring me one by tommorow." And she stalked off. I really don't like her.

Oh and here comes Wet Lindsay, she is such a drip, shes got this smug smile on her face as she passes me. I hate her so much.

"Hi, Jas. Whats up?" She calls as she passes.

"Uh...nothing, Lindsay. How are you?"

"Cool. I was just wondering if you'd like to go out for coffee sometime or something, seeing as our boyfriends are brothers." She looked right at me.

So shes back with Robbie, hmm? That's fine. What do I care. Hmphf.

"Yeah, that sounds great, Lindsay."

I stared at Jas agog.

"What?" She turned to me, she honestly had to ask?

"Oh so now you're best friends with Lindsay are you? She steals everything! My boyfriends, my best friends!"

"Oh cork it, Gee. It's just coffee."

"Coffee with my arch nemesis!" I said with dramaosity.

She only gave me a huffy Jas look and continued to walk.

"So this is how its going to be, is it? I'm going to be grounded for the next two weeks...completely without a social life. And whilst I'm gone Wet Lindsay is going to swoop in and take my place, and your going to let her!"

"Don't be so silly, Gee, you're only grounded for two weeks. And we'll see you all the time at school."

"That's besides the point, Jas. I hope you and Lindsay have fun being a little lesbian couple!"

That showed her.

3:25 pm

Got home by 3:25 today. Partly because the loons made a rule that I must be home by 3:30 every day after school unless there is a McDuff rehearsal or something. And partly becauseI didn't want to be with my so-called mates who leave me all aloney on my oney at home for a wet drippy drip girl who wears a thong that goes up her bum-oley and looks rather disgusting.

3:30 pm

And with no forehead.

9:45 pm

My first night of isolation has been alright. I danced to some music, painting my toenails tarty red and made a humerous sorry card for the ancients.
On the front the card had a picture of Vatis shed burning down, and on the inside was a little note saying, 'at least now theres no obligation to do DIY, before you just avoided it all together. I'm Sorry. Love, your little Georgie.
P.S. When I'm ungrounded I'm going to need a fiver to get a new bottle of 'tarty red' nailpolish cause I spilled it all over my carpet.
P.P.S. That's another thing I should apologize for. Sorry for spilling nailpaint on the carpet.'

I thought it was some of my best work. Vati didn't find it as funny as I thought he would.

Also, Dave phoned me. That was quite nice. He said that he was really sorry that I was grounded and that he'd really be missing spending time with me. He told me that tommorow after stalag 14 (our only 5 minutes a day to be with eachother for the next two weeks) he'd snog me within an inch of my life as best he could in 5 minutes. Then Vati yelled upstairs that I wasn't allowed to be on the phone for the next two weeks and that I should be in my room. I said goodbye.

10:00 pm

Early to bed early to...er...I dont know- Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Friday June 3rd

p.e.

Ms. Stamp wanted us playing football but I was too depressed of my confinement that I stood around the goalie net sighing loudly hoping that my so-called mates would clue in that i am tres tres depressed am in my hour of need.

But none of them come over, they are all too busy running by theblokes on the field in their little gym shorts and giggling (the girls not the blokes)

3:05pm

I raced out of the doors today, I wanted to find Dave the Laugh early so that our quick snogging session could last a little longer.

3:10 pm

I found him and ran like a madwoman towards him in a great hurry. He got the message and ran up to me.
"Hey, kitty, I-"
"No time Dave, snog!" I said breathlessly and pushed him onto a park bench.

3:20 pm

We took ten minutes to get all the snogging energy out of us, after all, we only have a teensy bit of time a day.
"That was nice." He said, twining his fingers with mine, if I had time to I'd note this sweet gesture. But I don't.
"It was nice. I don't mean to rush out of here though, but if I don't get home at 3:30 on the dot my parents will sell me to hitler for five squid."
"I understand. But wait, I decided that every day I see you I'm going to give you a little present to remind you of me while your locked up in isolation. It will get you through some pretty lonely times knowing that you've got this sexy thing waiting for you when you get out."
"Dave, that's really sweet. Thank you."
He handed me a little wrapped gift, kissed me goodbye and headed off.
"Don't open it till you get home! AVOID THE GAS CHAMBERS!" He yelled over his shoulder as he walked away.

I glowed with pride asI hurried home, I have the mostamazing boyfriend on the face of the earth. I saw Lindsay and Jas walking along to their little coffee shop meeting and when Lindsay gave me a smug drippy smile I gave her one right back (minus the drippy part) because nothing can bring me down right now. Not even good for nothing trader Jassy-knickers. I am le vagina of the walk!

3:30 pm

Got home right on the stroke of 3:30. Mutti was standing by the door waiting forme, Libby was pulling at her american flag skirt saying, "Mumsy I gotsa go peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Good job, Gee, one more minute and you would have been late. And Libbs, you know where the bathroom is...go ahead."
"Too late." She said and went off giggling in an evil way.
I didn't even say anything to Mutti, the second my shoes were kicked off I ran up to the stairs to open Dave's present.

3:32 pm

It's a tape! I put it in the machine and listened. Dave's voice came on,
"Hey kitty! I hope you're listening to this right now and not some strange person that found it on the side of the road, if so...hello strange person, please put down my tape.
I'm giving you a present everyday and i thought this would be a good idea for a first one. Anyway, I will see youMonday for our five minutes and you will get your next present! This song is all my loving, by the beatles."

And then a song came on,

'Close your eyes and I'll kiss you,
Tomorrow I'll miss you;
Remember I'll always be true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home every day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.

I'll pretend that I'm kissing
The lips I am missing
And hope that my dreams will come true.
And then while I'm away,
I'll write home every day,
And I'll send all my loving to you.

All my loving I will send to you.
All my loving, darling I'll be true.'

3:39 pm

Crikey he really does love those beatles, and even though I was still angry at them for the whole fire business I think I can forgive them because it was quite a groovy song. I danced around the room for a while and did some let's go down to the disco moves. I really really like Dave. Really.

Saturday June 4th

1:00 pm

Ho hum, pigs bum. In my room all aloney on my owney. My first of two weekends on my own. I've already listened to my tape from Dave about a squillion times and danced until my head began to hurt.

2:00 pm

Began trying to put two strips of makeup on the side of my nose to make it look smaller...it doesnt work.

2:55 pm

Listened to Dave's tape again.

2:59 pm

It really is quite the catchy song. Mabye Mutti and Vati weren't so wrong to like them.

3:15 pm

Went downstairs to asks my parents about the beatles. They literally fell over themselves.

"Why do you want to know?" Vati asked suspiciously.
"Just wanted to."

3:30 pm

The loons became suspicious and mutti somehow got up to my room and convinced me to let her listen to the tape, no matter how much I told her it was my own private business.

I drew the line at dancing. Half way through the song she began waggling her hips about and singing along. I turned it off, I think she has just completely ruined the song for me.

10:00 pm

Bored out of my bloody mind.

Rang Rosie.
"Wait-watch what your doing!-Er, hello?"
There sounded like a loud crowd in the background.
"Ro-Ro, what's going on over there?"
"I'm having a foreign party."
"What!"
"A foreign party!" She yelled over the music, which sounded like high pitched wailing, which I later realized was east indian music.
"What the hell is a foreign party?"
"Oh ja! Oh ja! Work it chickies!" I could hear Sven shout.
"What? Sorry, Gee, I couldn't hear you Svens being loud."
"I SAID, WHAT THE HELL IS A FOREIGN PARTY!"
"Alright, no need to yell! Everyone is dressing up in a different outfit from different cultures. Like for Germany Jas came in one of those little German girl dresses with pigtails. And Dave is here too!"
"Really?" Dave was there, "What is he wearing?"
"He's dressed as a Canadian, he came in a hockey uniform!"
I laughed, "What is he doing right now?"
"I don't know! I think I just saw him off talking to Ellen!"
"Ellen?" Why was he talking to Ellen? He wouldn't be...you know, getting friendly with her would he?
"Yes! Anyways, we all really miss you!" I could hear them all having fun in the background.
"Sure sounds like it." I grumbled, stupid prats. They should know by now that a party just isn't a party without me.
"Anyways, Gee, I gotta go-Hey Lindsay! When did you get here!" She sounded muffled, her hand was over the phone. But I could definately hear what she said. Lindsay was at the party, those two-timing so-called mates of mine!
"S'later, Gee." She came back.
I hung up.

10:05 pm

What kind of fun could be a party with Lindsay the extremely wet drip there and not me?

10:08 pm

And why was Dave talking to Ellen?

10:25 pm

I tried to ring Rosie again to speak to Dave, but no one answered this time. I am in sheer desperadoes now.

10:45 pm

Listening to the tape for the second squillionth time.

A/N
Hey guys! I'm so glad you all ate your spinach!Props to you all. I'll post again soon. Right now however I'd like you all to check out my other ff, its of Donnie Darko and its alot more serious than this but its good and it only has one review, and compared to this one it feels quite lonely and jealous of this fic! (no I am not crazy...go read!)