Monday June 13th

8:30 am

Oooer only two days left until I'm free! And when I'm free it will be the beginning of Summer hols! When I saw Jas this morning I manic disco danced up to her and then gave her a big wet kiss on the cheek!

"That is for you mon petitelezzy!"
"Erlack! I'm not the one whos a lezzy here!"
I was in far too good of a mood to listen to her moaning and groaning.
"Jas, guess what day it is the day after tommorow!"
"What day is it the day after tommorow?" She didn't seem too keen but I knew that deep down she was.
"Guess!"
"I'd rather not."
"Just do it or I'll stuff your knickers up your bum-oley."
"Fine. Er...are you getting new lippy?"
"Jas,do you really think I'm that superficial?"
"Well I don't know you got this excited last time you got new lippy."
"Well that was onlybecause itsmelled like mango, but that is besides the point. Keep Guessing!"
"Ugh. Fine. Are you seeing Dave?"
"No. Well, I might. I expect we'll be having a snogging olympics by then."
"Oooer, I know now! It's summer hols!"
"Almost."
"And your off solitary confinement?"
"Mais oui ma jassyknickerbop!" And I gave her another ceremonial kiss on the cheek, despite her complaints.

assembly

Blast. Slim is jiggling on about something, she is giving us a lecture on how to be safe in the summer hols. I will definately not miss Slims jiggling/lectures.

r.e.

I will also not miss Miss Wilson blithering on about her sad boyfriend, Pierre.
She did have a rather interesting announcement to make, though. She told us that our production of McDuff had run a little late. We were going to be performing it at the local community theatre on the tenth of July. Which meant we would have to have practices DURING the summer. Bloody brilliant.

3:00 pm

Raced out to find my wonderful boy-y partner, David the apparent laugh. Hahahadihahaha.
"Hello, David the apparent laugh!" I shouted as I meandered my way up to him, except I didn't meander because I came at him with a fast run.
He laughed as well, "Hi, gorgeous, you are in an exceptionally good mood today."
"The birds are chirping, angus is purring and Elvis is somewhere on retirement with his wife-in the nude! But I won't let that thought get me down!" Then the two of us began to dodisco dancing inferno.

"Blimey you are amazing," David the apparent laugh panted as we finished dancing and fell onto the grass.
"Let's snog!" I yelled and snog we did. Right there on the grass we made it to number 7 but I don't care if my nungas are being molested in public, because you know what? I LOVE IT! hahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahah
hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
hahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah
(I think I am quite insane...or just in a very very very good mood.)

3:32 pm

Home just before the nazis were going to come after me. Now that there are only two days left in my confinement my parents have become more strict on the punishment. I was sent straight to my room the second I got home. But I didn't care because life was fabbity fab fab and yummy scrumboes and scrummy yumboes and all that jazz.
"Hellooooo Vati! You are looking quite nice today, oh I see what you've done...you've trimmed your badger beard oh how nice, how nice indeed! And mutti, why you look absolutely tarty- I mean STUNNING in your hamburger a go go mini skirt. Ah, yes, and Libbsy, the cutest of them all. Whats that you've got, bibs? Is that a new toy?"
Indeed it was a new toy. She had just got herself a mr. potato head, and I had accidentally stepped on his eye.
"Bad boy! Bad boy!" Libby shouted and hit me right in the conk with mr. potato heads hat. I noticed that she was trying to shove our lord sandra into the back compartment of the potato...how nice.

4:00 pm

in my room

Opening my present from Dave the L.
I'm quite excited, what could it be? It was a v. v. small package and as I opened it it revealed a little ring box. Oh bloody hell? WAS HE GOING TO ASK ME TO MARRY HIM?

4:05 pm

Rang Jas.
"Jas?"
"What?"
"Don't say what?"
"Sorry, what is it that you want Georgia the great?"
"Thats more like it. Now, Dave is asking me to marry him!"
"What?"
"DON'T SAY WHAT!"
"Pardon?"
"He's given me a little ring box!"
"Have you opened the little ring box?"
"No."
"Then how are you sure he's going to ask you to marry him?"
"I just know, a woman knows these things, Jas."
"What are you going to say?"
"I don't know I guess I'll have to have a think on that."
"Alright, bye."
"Jas I wasn't saying goodbye I was just saying I wanted to have a think!"
She was silent, she was probably looking in the mirror thinking how much she looks like Claudia shiffer. Then I realized she had hung up. Grr.

5:00 pm

Opened the ring box...it wasa bloody promise ring! And it was plastic witha smiley face jewel! Something that would be v. v. sweet if it wasn't for the fact I was expecting something so much more.

9:00 pm

What a disastrosity. I expect everyone will know about my supposed engagement by tommorow courtesy of Radio Jas.

10:30 pm

I wonder what I would say to Dave, though, if he had really asked me to marry him. Hmmm. I really would have to think on that. He really is a lovely boy, and I enjoy snogging him more than any of the other boys I've snogged (I havn't had all that much experience with good snoggers though I must say). And he is very groovy looking, and I get a nice feeling in my tummy whenever I'm around him. Mabye I would say yes.

1:05 am

Phwoar I've just thought of our kiss in the park today after school. I really want to get to number 10 with him...someday possibly.

A/N

Thats right kiddies, I'm home! I really hoped you liked this chapter and there will be more soon! Thanks a bunch for waiting while I was on vacation.

Emma