Thursday June 16th

12:00 pm

My first day as a free woman, what to do what to do?

12:00 am

Spent the entire day doing absolutely nothing but sitting on my bum and thinking about what Dave the Laugh said, it is quite the confusing situation.
He called today, that was probably the most eventful part of the day.
This is how the fab conversation went,

"Hi, Georgia...it's Dave."
"Oh...er...hi Dave."
"Hi."
"..."
"..."
"So, er, what did you do today? Now that your not grounded?"
"Nothing much. Vati had his mates around today and there was alot of ancient people being prat-tastic, and thats about it."
"Wow."
"Yeah, it was very...wow. So, how was your day?"
"Um...good."
"That's good."
"Yeah."
"..."
"..."
"Ok, I'm going to go. Bye, Georgia."
"Bye."

And that was it.
He was very unlaughable tonight.

12:07 am

...and boring.

Friday June 17th

3:00 pm

Today is the day of the stiff dylans gig at the buddha lounge, but with great unfortunosity I will be babysitting satan in deelyboppers.

3:30 pm

I take it back. She is too cute, she has just brought me a card with angus on the front. He is wearing Mutti's hamburger a go go flag skirt and has a badger beard like Vati. It is vair vair amusante. On the inside the card says, i Lov yo Gergia.

6:00 pm

Jas rang.
"Gee?"
"Jas? Is that you? Oh my, it must be! I'm sorry it's just that I haven't heard your voice in such a long time, when was the last time you rang? Last Christmas? Yes, I think that was when it was.
"Georgia, shut up...I've called to tell you some news."
"what?"
"Dave is taking ellen to the gig tonight."
"WHAT?"
"I know."
"But...why is he doing that?"
"Ellen said that he called her and asked her to come, plain and simple. And Brandon is out of town with his family and she had no one to go with so she said yes."
"I can't believe it. What a trader."
"Georgia, you did snog Dave quite a few times while they were going out."
"Shut up Jas, this is not the time for input!"
"I'm sorry, I was just trying to help."
"Why would he take her though? He told me he loved me!"
"Well mabye he thinks you don't feel the same cause you never said anything."
"Oh, yeah...mabye."
"Do you feel the same?"
"I really really really REALLY like him. I don't know about love though."
"Well, mabye you should tell him that then.
"Mabye..."

Life is so full of confusionosity right now I don't know how I'm even remembering to eat, not that theres anything to eat here anyway.

7:45 pm

I have hit rock bottom. I had to call cousin James for help. That is how incredibly sad this situation has become. But I can't just sit here all night making sure Libby doesnt try to poo in Angus and Gordy's cat box when my boy-y partner is off with another girl.
Cousin James was very happy when I called, he said he would love to babysit. I made him promise not to say anything to the ancients though, because they would surely have a nervy b.

8:30 pm

I'm all ready for the gig and waiting for Jas to arrive so we can walk over together. Mutti and Vati left an hour ago and said they would return around one in the morning.They told me they are going out dancing after dinner. When I began to laugh they got very huffy and I realized they weren't kidding. How sad.

8:47 pm

Jas is here, but James is not. He is taking forever. Libbs is off in the corner playing with Sandra and mr. potato head, she is so sweet. I almost feel bad for leaving her alone here with the insestual hobbit James, but myneed is much greater than hers at the moment. Sorry Libbs.

9:00 pm

He finally arrived. When he saw Jas and I all dressed up he asked if we could play a quick game of tickly bears all three of us before we left.
If you have to ask what my answer to that was then you are quite daft and should check yourself into the loony home with my grand-dad. He probably would love some company now that his elderly girly-partner, that knitted me a bunch of crap, has left him for a younger better man (with a false leg).

9:20 pm

At the buddha lounge.
Jas and I scanned the area for a sign of Dave and Dither spaz (aka Ellen)
So far they hadn't arrived. Jas and I found Rosie, Jools and all the rest of the gang and we danced for a while.

11:00 pm

What a night,my eyes are swollen and puffy fromcrying I look like hell in amini skirt.I think lesbianism is the only way out.

They had finally arrived. Ellen looked especially dither spazish tonight. She kept touching him on the arm and laughing very loudly at everything he said. She was doing her attractive (not) laugh. I wanted to go up and slap the two of them straight across the face.

I went up to them and Dave looked very suprised, it was quite an amusante look actually, and if it hadn't been for my extreme madnosity I would have laugh like a loon.

"Dave...I didn't know you were taking Ellen."
"Oh...well, I thought that since you were babysitting I could bring Ellen."
"You didn't even ask me Dave, I'm supposed to be your girly-partner!"
"Well, I thought you didn't want to go out with me anymore!"

People were beginning to stare, and you know me...I hate being the center of attention. So Dave and I went outside to continue arguing/talking.

"When did you get the idea I didn't want to be your girly-partner anymore?"
"Because when I told you I...loved you, you didn't answer. You got scared."
"That doesnt mean I want to break up with you...I just, don't know if I feel that strongly about you yet."
"Oh."
"Yeah...I really really really like you Dave, alot."
"But you don't feel the same way I do."
"Well, not yet...mabye some day I will but-"
"-I think we should break up then."
"What?"
"If you don't feel the same way I don't think I can do it anymore."
"But..."
And then he walked back into the club looking very sad.

I stayed outside for a little while, taking in everything he said. He broke up with me...because I dont feel the same? How incredibly stupid is that?

I cried for a little while until Jas came out and found me.

"Gee what happened?"
"Dave...broke up with me."
"What?"
"He just said we didn't feel the same way and said we should break up."
Jas hugged me and I cried for a while with her.

About a half an hour after that we went back inside to get our jackets so we could leave. Inside I saw Ellen and Dave dancing, Ellen looked very happy but Dave didn't seem so happy to be dancing, he looked miserable in fact. Serves him right.

Jas tried to block me from the two love birds, I hope theyre happy together. The prat-tastic twosome.

And now I'm home and Jas is beside me, she slept over to make sure I didn't kill myself tonight. We sent James home, he was very reluctant, but we are very forceful when it comes to matters of sheer desperadoes. Libby was in bed already (a miracle!) so me and Jas got into my bed and I've been talking to her all about Dave the Laugh.

1:10 am

The ancients slammed into the house and woke Jas and myself up. They were drunk beyong the valley of drunkeness and they blundered up the stairs knocking into things and yelling,
"Theoctopus hasgot your father! ARRRRGH!" And then another bang would come.
It was amazing that Libby didn't wake up through all of this. I'm glad she didn't though, or I would have to accomodate her, mr. pototo head, sandra and scuba diving barbie in my bed along with myself, Jas and her giganticamus pantibus.

1:30 am

Jas has gone back to sleep, Libby has woken up and crawled into bed with us...joy unbounded. I am too distraught to complain at the moment however,I don't know how I'll ever get to sleep.

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A/N

Hey guys! Hope you liked this chappy! It's a little more serious than usual, but don't worry...there is more sillyness to come!
Love,
Emma.