One day, Gluttony was 'playing' with a goo-like substance form a little jar. He wondered, 'What does this taste like?' He shrugged and, being the fat retard he was, ate it.
10 minutes later
Gluttony waddled up to Lust.
"Lust, my tummy hurts." Gluttony said, holding his bulging stomach. Lust just stared down at the fat homonculus. His stomach never hurts!
"What did you eat, Gluttony?" Lust asked in that monotone voice she had. Gluttony held up the little jar. it said in big, red, bold letters, DO NOT EAT. Lust read this and looked down at her obese companian. "Didn't you read this?"
Gluttony promptly replied, "I can't read."