Credits
Cast
Nicolae Jetty Carpathia – Gordon Currie (because he already roxxors our soxxors)
Leonardo Fortunato – Stuart Townsend (Just so he can be forced at gunpoint to bleach his hair – like he wouldn't do for Queen of The Damned. Bastard.)
Suhail Akbar – Naveen Andrews (or….Sayid from Lost. Because he looks cool in uniform. Think about it. You know it makes sense.)
Rayford Steele - Brad Johnson (only he possess the chin power for the role)
Viv Ivins – Angelina Jolie (for Viv is a closet sex kitten. Miaow.)
Walter Moon – Jack Davenport (Not Pirate Jack. Mr. Ripley Jack. Obviously.)
David Hassid – Orlando Bloom (Not elf orlando. Pirate Orlando. Obviously.)
The Therapist – Helana Bonham Carter (just because we can)
Extras (Aka The Crowds)
Lets face it. Who cares about extras?
Jerry B Jenkins would like to say: "I fully endorse this piece of material. In fact, if I had thought of it first, I would have included it in the book. Sadly, I am not that talented, nor that imaginative. Plus I cannot write. Plus I smell. Mwahahaha I love Jesus and I want to marry him and have his babies."
Concept by Turathionen and LSyllabub
Dialogue by Turathionen and LSyllabub
Prose-ification by Turathionen
Casting by LSyllabub
Thankyou. Goodnight, and drive safely.
Oh…and not to forget, God Bless.