It's that cat's fault.
It's all the stupid cats' fault I'm in this predicament, and I'm not talking about Rei. You see, last month I finally took in that stray cat I've been taking care of but there seems to be a problem: that- that- feline is in cahoots with my teammate and roommate Tyson.
Stop laughing at me, darn it! It's the truth!
How else could Tyson know every time I let my guard down, which is usually around blue.
Blue is the cat, by the way.
The reason he's called blue, if you want to know, is because the stupid animal decided it would be a good idea to roll around in my paints, guess what color, and destroyed half of my painting projects, some of which I've been working on since I was six. Needless to say, I was a, uh, bit upset.
No, I WAS NOT crying, I had something in my eye.
The neighbors' calling to see who was dieing was completely coincidental!
Anyway, blue just had to go get his boss to see my, err, distress. Don't you DARE make a white knight comment, red head.
And so being the nic-IDIOTIC person that he is, he leaned down to see if I was okay.
Then THAT CAT pushed the door open and knocked Tyson over. No, this time it wasn't blue, it was Rei. I seem to have a bad history with cats, don't I?
Anyway, so Tyson, being slightly off balance, fell down.
On me.
On my lips.
See, here's a diagram- yes considering this whole thing started with that cat walking in paint I actually can do artistic things- a diagram of how it happened.
So Rei, being, well, Rei grinned and told us to get a room. Tyson slowly got up, smiled sweetly, and said, I swear to god, 'ah, but we already have a room, isn't that convenient?'
Please note that Tyson was the one who set up the room arrangements.
You should have seen the look on Rei's face, just before Tyson closed the door and locked it.
Not until Siberia becomes warm will I tell you what happened behind that closed door, nor the sounds you heard. Your fifteen, figure it out yourself.
But I swear, to this day right after I named blue and was about to leave the room Tyson said 'wow, if you're this good helping me get your owner, imagine the help you could give Rei with max!'
"KAI! THAT CAT OF YOURS RUINED MY SHUGER STASH!"
And so it begins. Again.