HPX 2

Soccergirl13: what the bloody f+ made you think that! No. it's not. There is an overabundance of those out there (no offense to anyone). You try fitting up to ten people in one house in Japan without sharing rooms. Sorry. That was rude. I just didn't think that there was anything to suggest that. I watch my stories carefully b/c my writing style can get weird. I don't like yaoi either (or any romance, for that matter). Thanks for reviewing and I hope I wasn't too rude. Please keep reading.

Bluespark: yeah, that's why Hiei isn't there. Like I said, that'd be a disaster. Yes poor Kurama. I'm so mean. And what i just said about yaoi, i don't dislike it, i just don't care for it. this will indeed not be yaoi or romance, but don't let that turn you off. why do i mention this? found and read your bio. i hope that's not creepy. Thanks for r&r-ing. Please continue.

Yeah, I forgot to give my general warning. I'm not a very politically correct person, 'kay? I don't do romance of any kind, so don't go there (my fault for not telling people sooner), but the subject of sex can and probably will come up. I'm a teenager and I'm not at all sheltered. I curse. It's just what I do. They are words and are intended to be used. I don't kow how much it will come up b/c, frankly, I have no idea where this thing is going, but I read and write graphic fight scenes, so this is not for the weak of stomach. I think that's it. My other story's warning is much longer, but this covers it.

I noticed there is no disclaimer last chapter so here's what I have to say about that: f+ you. If you seriously think I own HP or YYH you're a flipping idiot. I'm in a bad mood 'kay? Here's your spooning chapter.

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Yuusuke walked into the kitchen and was surprised to find it full. Jin was perched atop the counter. Touya stood like a marble statue on the floor next to him. Kurama sat at the kitchen table looking much more pale than usual. Keiko sat across form him seeming weighed down by just the somber air of the room. All but Keiko held what looked like a letter while two others lay unclaimed on the table. Kurama seemed in possession of a third, unopened one but it lay away from him on the table as if he were afraid of what it might say.

"What's all this?" he questioned, looking from the faces around the room to the two lonely letters on the table. He wasn't surprised to see his name on one of them. The rest of what was written on it really caught his attention.

Detective Yuusuke Urameishi

To return this evening

"Koenma's gotten creative." he marveled, picking the letter up. "When did these come? I was just with him."

"they're not from Koenma." Kurama mumbled and turned his own unopened letter so that Yuusuke could read it, even if with some difficulty. It was in what he recognized as English. When he read it a certain panic struck him.

Meister Victor Levi Kuronue

If Professor Minamino should find the means to relay this to him

"Kuronue, that was your partner."

"Yes."

"Who would know that you know him, but not know your name?"

"I don't know."

"Isn't he dead?"

"To the best of my knowledge."

"What does it say?"

"Do I look like I know!" Kurama snapped. Yuusuke stepped back in surprise. "Sorry." Kurama sighed.

"No. My fault. What do your guys' say?"

"They all say something different." Touya answered, "You'll have to read it."

Yuusuke looked cautiously and suspiciously opened the letter in case it was some sort of joke.

Dear Mr. Urameishi,

Alloow me to introduce my self. I am Professor Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore, Head master of Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry (and many other titles and introductions that made Yuusuke's head hurt.)

He skipped over the rest of the sentence. Head of school, yada, yada, yada.

An unfortunate vacancy in our position for instruction of Defense Against the Dark Arts has prompted me to search for a replacement. This search has led me toyou. I, as a representative of this educational institution, invite you to fill this position. The staff, students, and board of this school, along with myself, would be honored and delighted if you would humbly accept this invitation. Should you do so, please send a list of books and matierials your students will need for your class with your reply. We await your reply by July first.

Sincerely,

Albus B. Dumbledore

Yuusuke looked up at his friends, expecting them to burst out laughing. Not a face twitched.

"Some wizard school wants me to teach," he looked back down at the paper, "Defense Against the Dark Arts?"

Touya nodded.

"Me. Teach." He looked at them incredulously. It still hadn't sunken in.

"We're just as surprised as you, detective." Touya's eyes glittered at his rip.

"Ha, ha." Yuusuke retorted dryly, "You guys are serious?"

Yes. They invited all of us to teach." Kurama seemed to have regained his composure.

"Koenma's got to have something to do with this."

"Yes. Well, if he does," Keiko huffed, "he's got a lot of explaining to do. England, honestly."

"And Kuronue." Kurama breathed.

"He's a' least got t' know o' these wiz'rds an' such." Jin felt he'd been quiet for too long.

"There are definitely some questions that need to be answered." Touya added calmly.

"I whole-heartedly agree."

"Like I wasn't asked." Kuwabara felt left out.

"That one's easy." someone mumbled.

"Wait, who said that?" Yuusuke asked.

"I did." Kuwabara hadn't heard the dis.

"No, who agreed with Touya?"

"That would be me."

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Oh, cliffie. I'm evil.

Not quite as angry with this fic (however i still refuse to name it), but I am mad at Idee (my muse).

Idee: what did I do?

You won't help me with WOTW.

Idee: you have to talk to Matik (my other muse) about that. I gave you the idea. Writing it's her job.

Sure it is. Whatever. This fic is going to be bi-weekly (every other week) starting now. I'll do it on the off weeks for WOTW, and hopefully I can get ALATIL up. 'till then, see ya. I just hope my comp work over the summer. I'll figure it out. anyway, thanks for reading and sorry if i was rude earlier. actually i wrote that part about three days ago. Hee Hee. that's sad. see ya. r&r and all that good stuff.

Liebe sie von Doomschneider.

5-12-05