Condor 2.0: Hi all my peoples. (Even thought I only have one. Love ya' Elf.) Welcome back to THE FOOD CRITICS OF THE RING! (DUN DUN DAAAAA)
Merry: Shutup we're on a tight schedule.
Condor 2.0: Sorry.
Disclaimer: (quickly) I don't own the Fellowship!
Chapter 3: The Outback Steakhouse
The Fellowship's house 5:00 p.m.
Alright I got to choose a place," thought Merry, "I'll let Gimli choose next.
Merry walked outside to find Gimli who is hosing down his chariot singing:
Washing all the blood outta my car. Most off it's mine but some of it's not and here's Merry."
"Gimli it's your turn to choose a restaurant. Pick a number between 1 and one."
"WHAT! That's just the same number spelled in two(2) different ways."
"Fine I'll pick. One. Yay I picked the outback steakhouse."
"Yeah okay."
The Fellowship's house 12:00
Gimli is chomping meat. Legolas is nibbling lembas. Sam and Frodo are doing the same thing. (gasp) Gandalf is grinding food with his teeth. Pippin is umm… yeah. Merry stands up.
"We're going to Outback Steakhouse tonight!" he yelled.
"We are?" asked Gimli.
"YAY!" cried Pippin.
"I HAVE TO PRESERVE MY FIGURE THOUGH!" said Legolas.
"Outback, Huzzah!" said Aragorn, "back to my home terrain!"
"Idiot," said Merry, " You're the king of Gondor, you don't live in the woods!"
"So?"
Da' Street 3:00 p.m.
"Okay I call seafood," said Merry, "Seeing that I'm not all that hungry.
"I call random food," said Pippin.
Gandalf: Seafood.
Gimli: Meat.
Aragorn: Beverages.
Legolas: Salads.
Frodo and Sam: We'll finish everything.
Frodo and Sam: Get a life.
Frodo and Sam: SHUTUP LOSER!
Outback Steakhouse 5:30
"Mm mm good," said Gimli.
"Yes I'd like my piano with salsa," said Aragorn, who was either drunk, or who had just had way to much beer.
"Never heard of the King of Gondor getting drunk," muttered Gandalf.
"Yes," said Legolas, "but I've noticed the Stewards have serious problems when it comes eating without being extremely sloppy."
"Let's go."
They all leave except Aragorn.
"Hey guys wait up," said Aragorn drunkenly. Aragorn runs into the door. Legolas and Gimli open the door and drag him out.
Reviews:
Gimli: 1. (one) I wasn't hurt while driving. 2.(two) Mm mm good. Five(5) stars.
Merry: Not bad. The salmon was crappy. Three stars.
Aragorn: I felt terrible in the morning so I must have loved it. Four stars.
Gandalf: No comment. Three stars.
Pippin: FIVE STARS! YUMMY!
Frodo: Good. Four stars.
Sam: What Frodo said.
Legolas: Four stars. All of the meat free salads were really good.
Condor 2.0: Did ya' like it. I did. I need restaurants I need jokes I need reviews.
Standings
2nd Dunkin' Donuts 62
1st Outback Steakhouse 73