Chapter 21: Vacation?
In which the Fox and Hound make a few mistakes...
I stared ahead at the group of students in front of me and let out what seemed to be my thousandth sigh that minute. Well at least that's what my partner in crime for the evening was probably thinking. Seeing that he just cast me another glare.
"Stupid woman...how the hell did I get roped into this..." my redheaded companion grumbled.
See I happen to be the teacher of the 'Human Life' Class aside from being the Illusion teacher on a regular basis.
Anyways once every year I take the most powerful of our students on a field trip to thereal world for a week since its required in the curriculum and because its so much fun:3 Humans have the strangest styles and I love to bring some things home!
I looked around to take a head count of the students coming on the trip.
Tala Ivanov...No surprise there...
Brooklyn Kingston...Probably knows more about Humans than I'll ever want to know...
Bryan Kuznetstov...One of Tala's allies...
Kai Hiwatari...Our own personal fireplace Hooray!
Takao Kinomiya...-.- Hitoshi owes me big time...
Rei Kon...The school's very own playboy bunny...
Enrique Giancarlo...Cupid himself...
And I don't know why but our leader...the head master...wants me to bring the human girls with us as well.
Shura Mikawatsu...Tala Ivanov's new obsession who's fiery temper seems to have
melted down one of the many walls around the Ice Prince's heart :3
Kao-ri Nakedashi...Brooklyn's newly sired sweet heart...
Loretta Mizuyah...Is either best friends with Bryan or something more ;3
Nikita Vorobev...Kai's pregnant mate -squeals- A BABY!
Kyoko Hinomei...Is possibly dating Takao O.o; ...
Xylia Shiteru...The person Enrique turns to when he's in trouble...
Naoko Koshiba...-frowns- Seems to be really down lately...
I guess bringing them along would help keep the boys under control while on the trip.But I'm still a little concerned...see...people don't treat people who are different all too kindly...and the girls may think that they're still one of them...when really they're now one of us.
"Woman! How many damned bags are you bringing on this goddamned trip?" Johnny growled while dragging my bags out of the castle. ;) Hey you can never not bring enough clothes ne?
"We are going away for a week Johnny-kun..." I reminded him while waving goodbye to my friends as I left our castle. I could tell that it was going to be a long week when I came face to face with seven quarreling couples.
"Onna you're staying in my room for this stupid trip..."
"What the hell? You'd have to drag me in there screaming, Ivanov!"
"That could be aranged..."
"You're sick..."
"Why thank you..."
"Hehehe...I totally have him whipped Nik-chan -winks-"
"Uh...Kao-ri..."
"You have me whipped Kao-chan?"
"Eep! B-Brook-kun...when did you get--"
"I think you have things backwards Kao-chan..."
"Meep..."
"This is going to be so awesome! I can't wait until I get back to the Human Realm! I can finally go home!"
"It won't be that easy Lor..."
"Course it will be...you'll help me get home...won't you Bryan?"
"...Sure Loretta...whatever..."
"...Kai...?"
"...Hn...?"
"...Nothing...nevermind..."
"TAKAO KEEP YOUR F-CKING HANDS TO YOURSELF!"
"But Kyoooooo..."
"-thwap- Stupid, perverted, brainless...UGH! How the hell do I put up with you?"
";) Its cause I'm just so damn irresistible..."
"Uh...sure...right...whatever..."
"Ugh...I have a head ache Xy-kun..".
"What's bothering you now Enrique?"
"So. many. problems..."
"o.o; Errr..."
"It'll only be a week Orihime...yeah I promise that we'll do something together when I get back..."
"Ok Rei-kun!"
"...Rei...come on we're going..."
"-glares- Rei will go when he's ready bitch..."
"-growls- ..."
"I'll be there in a minute Naoko..."
Yes...there seems to be a lot more drama in this generation...
I felt a vein pop after Johnny and I had stood there for five minutes while waiting for our presence to be noticed. I was about to yell but the fiery God of war beat me to it.
"HEY YOU BRATS SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE FOX!" He yelled, his face turning nearly as red as his hair.
I sweatdropped as the couples turned to face us. "Err...hey everyone..."
Johnny growled and cut me off, knowing that I wasn't going to help get this field trip started. "Get all your goddamned luggage together and keep your traps shut..."
Smiling in appreciation at him, I waited a few moments for the students to get their things together before taking out a spell book and starting to chant the necessary spell to get us all to the Human Realm
We arrived in the center of the usual park that we land in when we go on this trip. "Welcome to Bakuten, boys..." I smiled cheerfully.
"This is the Human Realm?" Rei blinked while looking around at the park's scenery.
"This is Japan you twit..." Bryan snorted at the tiger demon's lack of knowledge.
"Alright everyone...act natural...act like tourists...and for those of you who can't look normal even if you tried your hardest I have a simple illusion spell that will make you look normal until we get to the ware house we're renting..." I nodded thoughtfully.
"A Storage house? You expect me, Tala, Prince of the Ice Demon Clan, to stay in an freakin' STORAGE HOUSE?"
"No...she doesn't expect you to stay there Tala...you're gonna stay there whether you like it or--"
"Hey you know...I could always get us a place to stay..." Kao-ri spoke up.
"Yeah, Kao-ri's dad owns a famous electronics company..." Nikita nodded "she has houses all over the--"
"Ok...enough...the point is thattheChinese freakshow isfuckin' loaded so we're staying somewhere that will suit me..." Tala snorted.
"Right then...Kao-ri lead the way..." I nodded at her.
She nodded and walked out of the shade that the tree we were under had provided for us. Suddenly her eyes widened in pain and she fell to the ground her arms folded across her chest.
"Damn Human Realm sunlight..." Johnny cursed then walked over and dragged the Chinese girl back under the shade of the tree.
"This...just got a lot more complicated..." Loretta sighed in annoyance "I'm not gonna sit here until it gets dark out..."
Brook growled and took Kao-ri from Johnny, a possessive gleam in his eyes.
"-.-; I'm ok now Brook...you can put me down..." Kao-ri squirmed in his tight hold.
"Shut up..." He growled back.
The students all began to converse among themselves, their voices growing louder and louder as they tried to talk louder than the others around them.
"Ugh...I can't think..." I groaned and held my head while walking away from the tree.
Its hard to come up with a plan to get us to a decent hotel without having anyone turning into ash when there are fourteen students flipping out around you...
Just then a comforting hand was placed on my shoulder and I turned to see the blushing face of the god or war himself.
"Relax Akemi...I'm sure...you'll think of something..."