Ass In Distress
Crackle!
Aiie! My rump!
Why is this happening to me?
Why?
Was it that time I sold cookies at a Fat Camp? Hmm?
…….
Don't look at me like that! I was short on cash and had a lot of my Mother's double dutch cookies on me. I would have made more, had I been able to steal some of Uncle Naruto's ramen stash.
Hehe, he was my favorite Uncle, even though we weren't related.
This one time, he ate three bowls of ramen in one minute, I was like…Dude! But Father said that was one of his slower days.
Snap, Crackle, Pop!
Aiieee! My ass!
I don't believe this, that little no so little traitor of a future or maybe not son in law that might love or might hate my daughter…wow, brain fart.
The point is, Dummy (Varon) and Jackass (Amelda) are torturing me.
Dummy can pretend to be hurt all he wants but I am not letting go of his arm…for one, they haven't fed me and I am starving!
Aiie!
That's it!
Chomp!
"Son of a- Varon! Get her off of me!"
"No way, I'm not touching her again!"
"Don't just stand there!"
I looked up, that bastard was going to stab the padding.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Riiiiiipppp!
I let go. "Hey! Drop the knife, goggle head!"
Riiiiipp!
That little bastard is enjoying this!
"Dieeee!"
I was caught in my fearful lunge by a big hand.
I looked at the man and drooled. "Now why couldn't Anzu have liked you? At least we could've gotten some good looks in the family."
The other idiots burst out laughing until Jackass thought about the idea of Anzu and this big hunk.
"Not funny,"