Too Sexy for this Prison
I still can't believe this! This hunky youth with cute little sideburns doesn't like my daughter!
My Anzu?
MY gift to men?
Let me rephrase that.
My ultimate tease to men?
…..
What! I know she's a babe but I have no intent of letting my little baby get knocked up!
I mean…look what happened to me! I'm a lawyer that makes criminals cry and beg for prison, I have total control over my husband in over 307 ways and I have a beautiful teenage girl and a handsome little boy who wants to be just like me!
A mini Rei. Hehehe, he does have my momma's eyes. Or are they daddy's? I have no idea, they do change from time to time.
Well, here I am now, tied to a stone wall in some dank and dark dungeon with no padding…mmmmmmmmmmmmm padding. And my only comfort is this infernal lobster tank in the other corner.
"So." I began to Big Jim. "Any word from the govener yet?" I asked.
Big Jim turned his back on my and resumed to beat other lobsters up for their lunch money.
I scoffed and took a chance to look at my hair. It was now molting from brown to pink.
A funny story.
I dyed it when I started law school. After the Burger World incident where I got a comment from some little punk and dunked his ass…in the fryer.
What! He lived!
"Need…"
I looked to my ugly guard. A big tin metal soldier that was for some reason walking around…I wonder if Nader became the President of that America land? That would explain all the weird shenanigan's going on in this nutbin.
"Need…souls…"
I rolled my eyes. "Well, I need a coke!"
"Souls!"
"Coke!"
"Souls!"
"Coke!"
"…Coke?"
I sighed. "I'll have two cokes and a-"
"Souls!"
I growled. "Screw this! I'm too sexy for this prison!"
Well, thanks for the great comments so far! I love them! Femme just finished and uber cool story called He's a Lady and I command all of you to read and review! And for the love of pinapples on a bun will someone please be kind enough to read and review Digital Game? I'm not kidding, this is nuts!