Tobikunai: Hello, minna-sama! Time for another insanely weird chapter of my dear plotless story! n.n This time... WE'RE GOING TO SPIRA!

Kansatsu: Whoop-dee-doo. Where can I not get tickets?

Tobikunai: Oi! What did I tell you about ruining the cheerfulness?

Kansatsu: Nothing, in this fic.

Tobikunai: Well... as Squall would say, "Whatever"!

Kansatsu: Haven't you already used that line somewhere?

Tobikunai: You're askin' me?

Disclaimer: Hmmm... I can't think of any cool, witty ways to say I don't own FFX or KH. So... I don't.

Chapter Three:

o-:Spira: No, It's My Story!-o

"Well, that didn't go so well." Riku sighed as he and the other MCCRL members slunk offstage, and out into the door lined hallway.

"Aw, well, we wouldn't want a creep like that in this anyway." Darkside pointed out.

"Like the rest of us are much better," muttered Riku with a glance at Axel, who was just managing to pull himself back to conciousness after being Omnislash-ed, Final Heaven-ed, and Catastrophe-ed in the space of three seconds.

"Point."

"Hey, What's that supposed to mean?" The readhead groaned from the floor. The MCCRL slapped their collective foreheads.

"Okay, lets pick another door..." Darkside interrupted.

"Right. But which one?" Riku stared at the doors.

There were no less than 50 doors along the huge hallway, all identical and utterly unmarked. Because... y'know, just because.

"Kinda makes you wonder how we found our way, doesn't it?" AntiSora said.

"Let's just go in throught the door directly across from the last one." Riku suggested, "at least that'll minimize our chances of getting lost."

"Okay." the others agreed, except Axel who was in a corner behind Riku, writing... something. And sticking it on Riku's back. Hmm... Oh well. It was probably nothing important.

Probably.

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(The FFX Studio)

"Alright, minna-kun, lets get it right this time." the director said, voice full of deceptive calmness, "-Scene Where We Finally-Hopefully-See the Last of the Seymour Intros- Action!"

The blue-headed Guado cleared his throat and began: "Sin has chosen me. I am part of Sin. I am one with Sin, forever. Immortal!"

A young summoner glared at her companion. "Push Seymour off the cliff, you said; there's no need for Yuna to send him, you said; now we're all gonna die!"

"Hey, it wasn't my fault!" the blitzball player snapped, "Oi, Yuna... koishii... ACK! Fight him, not me!"

"Ahem-" the Guado started.

"AGUH! I said it wasn't my fault!"

"Who pushed him? Wasn't it you?"

"It still can't be my fault!"

"Why not?"

"Nothing can be my fault, 'cause it's my story!"

"Nuh-uh, Tidus! It's totally mine!"

"How is it yours?"

"Because I'm a kind, loving, and benevolent summoner, " Yuna punctuated every adjective in the preceeding sentance with a sharp whack from her staff, "and you're just whiny, annoying, and... annoying!"

"If you two idiots would quit your lover's quarrel," Seymour interrupted, "You'd notice that a whole bunch of freaks just walked into the room."

"We are not a bunch of freaks." Riku corrected calmly, the rest of the MCCRL following him, 'We are the Minor Character's Constant Returning-"

"Who cares?" asked a black mage who was standing off to the side.

"We do." Riku pointed out.

"Yes, but no one cares about you." a theif countered, "So in the end, no one cares."

"Whatever, Rikku." Seymour said.

"W-wait, her name is Rikku?" Axel asked.

"Yeah-" said the bewildered guardians, summoner, and Guado.

"Omigod, Riku," Axel gasped, "This game-"

"What?" Riku demanded impatietly.

"Has turned you into a GIRL!"

"Has not! I'm Riku with one 'k'. She's Rikku with two 'k's. There's a difference!"

"Riiiiight."

"I'm serious!" Riku was getting annoyed.

"How do I know you're not some crossdresser?"

"Because she's standing right across from you! I'm here, she's there, we're clearly two different people!"

"Uh-huh." The redhead was obviously unconvinced.

"I was going to ask what this MCCRL thing was," Seymour sighed, "but now I don't think I want to know."

Axel groaned, "See! We lost another potential member!" He turned to leave.

Tidus squinted. "Hey... what's that on that guys back?" he pointed to Axel.

"Some sort of sign... it says... 'cast Holy on me'?" Yuna frowned, "Well, if he really wants me to-"

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(The Empty Room the Fic Started In)

"Dang!" Sora said, looking around at the empty room. "I could have sworn I'd heard Riku yelling something..."

"Gawrsh! You don't think he was taken' by the Heartless, d'you?"

"I have my doubts about that," Sora shrugged.

"Why?" Goofy asked.

"Something to do with the fact that he controls the Heartless."

"Oh."

"Hey, look!" Kairi shouted from a corner of the room. She handed Sora the sticky note in her hand.

"It says: 'BWAHAHAHAHA! I will take over the MCCRL soon! But Riku will never learn of my identity, because I'm to smart for him! My day is coming! No longer shall we be ruled by a 15-year-old tyrant with grey hair! Rise up. rise up! MWAHAHAHAHA! Love, Axel.'"

"Ooops," said Kairi, "that was the wrong sticky note. Here ya go." she handed him the correct Post-it.

Sora read aloud: "IF YOU ARE SORA, DON'T READ THIS!" It said in bright red letters. Underneath that was written: "This is the MCCRL. We are currently unavaliable, but if you leave your name and number, we'll get back with you as soon as we can. If it is urgent, we are in the Studio-of-no-door-signs. PS: Don't tell Sora."

"Hmm..." Goofy said, "this note seems to have vaugely worded cryptic clue to the location of the missing bishounen...Jinkies! Maybe he's in our old studio!"

"'Jinkies?'"

"What? I solved the mystery. Shouldn't I be allowed to say 'jinkies'?"

"What mystery?" Kairi asked, "Its written clearly right here!"

"Feh, whatever." Donald piped up.

"The duck is right!" Sora shouted as pompously as he could, "TO THE STUDIO!"

Tobikunai: Wooohooo! 4 reviews!

Kansatsu: (shakes head) You mortals never cease to amaze me.

Tobiikunai: See? My fic's good after all! In your face, Kansatsu-kun!

Kansatsu: ...

Tobikunai: Give it.

Kansatsu: Oh, fine. You won the bet, you can have RK Vol. 4 back. But I'll get you someday!

Tobikunai: 9.9 Bring it on, muse-girl.

Reviewer's corner:

cutitout: I'm only doing 1 boss per chapter, sorry about that. Hojo's just easy to make fun of, especially for a Vinn-chan fangirl. You're right though, I never thought of the Turks. They'll show up soon! n.n

In the Next Chapter:

Handing Neck Island! Our five heartless, a leopard, and three baka ningen enter the world of YYH! Will they find their recruits there? Meanwhile, the Sora-gumi are hot on their trail! Will they catch up to our poor legeion of minor characters? And... could that be... the missing shark? Find out in Chapter Four!