Tobikunai: (sigh) Sorry minna-sama, I know its been forever. Lately I've been busy and stressed and generally unable to write the chapter you deserved.
Kansatsu: The chapter they deserved? Like they could get that out of you.
Tobikunai: Lalalalala, I'm not listening!
Kansatsu: I mean, you couldn't write your way out of a paper bag...
Tobikunai: singing at the top of her lungs OOOOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEE BY THE DAWN'S EARLY LIIIIIIIIIGHT...
Disclaimer:
Tobikunai: Aaaaaand the rocket's red glaaaaaare...
Kansatsu: AM I GONNA HAVE TO DO THIS FOR YOU?
Tobikunai: The bombs bursting in aiiiiiiiiiir...
Kansatu: (sigh) Tobikunai-sama doesn't own Kingdom Hearts or YuYu Hakusho.
Chapter Four:
o-Hanging Neck Island: When All Else Fails, Shake Your Head, Roll Your Eyes, and Repeat After Me: "Baka Ningens"-o
(The Fabulous Door-Sign-Less Hallway)
"That did not make sense. On several levels." Axel groaned.
"What didn't?" Riku asked, causing Axel to anime fall onto the studio floor.
"D-don't tell me you've already forgotten?"
"Forgotten what? Tobikunai-sama hasn't updated in forever. I have other, better fics to star in. You can't expect me to remember everything!"
"You somehow managed to cram the 'cast Holy on me' sign onto MY back!"
"Hmm? Oh yeah. Who put that on my back anyway?" Riku asked.
Axel rolled his eyes. "Well, duh! Me, of- err... I mean... umm..."
"'Umm?'" Riku prompted.
"Ah.. What I meant to say was: Of course it was not me who tried to completely ruin your day by trying to get Yuna to cast holy on you (which by the way was a brilliant plan)! No, it would take some kind of genius to come up with a brilliant plan, such as that, a genius, I say! A genius, BWAHAHAHAHA, I'M A GENIUS! Nobody but me would be so brilliant as to stick that sign on Riku's back, nobody! BWAHAHAHAHAHA-" Axel stopped mid-evil-laugh. "Nope, wasn't me!"
You could have filled one of those gas station fountain quart cups with the MCCRL's collective sweatdrops.
"Anyway," said Axel with exaggerated patience, "How in the name of Ansem did you do that?"
Riku gave an evil little grin. "Fangirls" he said simply.
The others stared at him.
"Remember those four fangirls Sora used to get revenge on me?" They spotted the 'cast Holy' sign. And gave it to you." Riku Soujiro-smiled at the staring Organization member.
"I hate you." Axel muttered.
Riku grinned. "I know."
---
(The YuYu Hakusho Screening Room)
"People! People, focus! Yes, I am talking to you! Oi! Don't you roll your eyes at me!"
"I'll roll my eyes at you when I want to roll my eyes at you, baka ningen." A 4' 10" fire youkai snapped.
"Do you want to be fired?"
The youkai shot her a what do you think? look. "Hn. Duh."
"Well, then get your butt up here!"
"By 'duh', I meant 'yes'." The youkai clarified.
"Hiei, just listen to her." groaned a redheaded bishounen.
"Hn."
"Hiei..." the director threatened, "get on this stage right now, or, I'll tell the fangirls where you live."
"You wouldn't." Hiei gasped.
A tall, orange-haired, rather stupid-looking human started laughing from the corner. "HYAHAHAHA, she's got you trapped, shrimp!"
"Urusei." Hiei snapped with a glare that would have leveled a building, yet strangely had no effect on Kuwabara (the human who was now calling over his shoulder, "Oi, Urameshi, you'll never believe this!")
"Oooh, yay, an anime! Maybe we'll have better luck here!"
Youkai and baka ningen alike whirled towards the doors.
"Oh Kami-sama..."
"This is getting a little weird."
"God, how many of them are there, like, eight?"
"That's against tournament rules! You are hereby disqualified- well... er... oooh, a bishie... I guesss I could make a teeny exception..."
"Juri! Baka! I want my job back!"
And, inevitably:
"Hn."
---
(The Great Hallway of No Door-Signs (again!))
"Ookay... sooo... where do we start?" Kairi asked a little worriedly.
"Well-- ahyuck-- we're lookin fer Riku, ne?"
"I have an idea" Sora announced.
Is it possible for three peple to have the exact same thought at the exact same time? What? Oi, what d'you mean, 'of course, dummy'? Well, jeez, I feel the love. Yeah, you SHOULD be sorry! Hmph. Can't even ask a simple quesion around here... um.. er.. anyway... what was I talking about? Oh yeah. (ahem) If it was possible, than Kairi, Donald and Goofy were all thinking: What? Oh great.
"Erm... what's your idea, Sora?" Kairi asked sweetly.
Sora frowned in concentration, "Well, if we could slow him down... oooh, ooh, I know! How about a Stop spell-!"
"NO!" Donald and Goofy cut him off.
"Well, jeez, I only wanted to help..." Sora sniffled. "Meanies..."
"Hey, look at that!" Kairi called.
Sora stared in amazement at the blue tiles. "Its... its a trail of blood! LET'S FOLLOW IT!"
Okay, so this isn't an anime, but that sure didn't stop the characters from anime falling left and right.
"Why the heck would we want to do THAT!" Donald demanded.
"Trails of blood always lead to doom! And boss fights! And more doom!" Goofy added.
"Yeah, didn't you play Final Fantasy VII?" Kairi asked.
"I'm the main character!" Sora protested, "stupidity is my JOB!"
"True..." Kairi mused.
"Exactly! Let's go!"
---
(The YuYu Hakusho Studio)
"Sooo, signing up for the tournament, are we? Just sign here, initial here, oh, sign there, and intial on the dotted line, oh, and check the box if you'd like to save a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Geico!"
"Er... ma'am?" Riku said slowly, backing away from the sea demon brandishing a tottering pile of tournament signup forms. "We're not here for any tournament..."
The long forgotten director was shouting across to them, "Hey! CUT, CUT, CUT! Follow the script next time! And all of you, get out of here!"
"But.. um... we're looking for a..." Riku glanced at the casting list he had oh-so conveiniently taken from backstage "Togoro Ototo?"
"No!" shreiked the director, "OUT, OUT, OUT!"
"Okay, okay, jeez..." Riku groaned, stomping out the door.
---
(The FF7 Room)
"VINCENT!" the dircetor stomped across the stage, stepping behind the scenery.
"What?"the bishounen asked innocently.
"I've told you a million times," he said icily, "YOU CANNOT KILL HOJO UNTIL DISK TWO!"
"Hm? Oh that. It's not like that was my fault." Vincent rolled his eyes, "I mean, he was just standing there!"
"Augh! I don't have time for this! I'll deal with you later, we really need to start shooting the Wutai sidequest. Oh crap, where are the Turks?" she asked to no one in particular.
On the other side of the room...
"Hey, you!" Sora called to a group of people dressed in dark blue business suits, "Have any of you seen a bishounen... 'bout as tall as me... grey hair..."
"It's silver," Kairi interrupted.
"Whatever" said Sora.
"Yes, we've-" a blond woman started to say.
"Shut up, Elena!" snapped a tall guy with Axel-like red spikey hair, "You aren't affiliated with Cloud, are you?"
"Erm... 'affiliated'?" Sora repeated blankly.
Kairi slapped her forehead. "Affiliated," she said "Adj : being joined in close association"
"Oh." said Sora slowly. "No, not that I know of..."
"Okay, yup, we've seen him."
"Awesomeness!" Sora said brightly.
"Awesomeness?" Elena echoed.
"Yeee-up."
---
"Okay, that was a total nightmare..." Riku groaned.
"You're the one who keeps picking the wrong studios," Axel grumbled.
"Anou, shouldn't you be happy? I mean, you didn't even get beat up this time!"
The two whirled to the other end of the studio.
"Oh my..." Riku breathed.
Standing at the other end of the hall was a tall grey-colored creature with rows and rows and rows of gleaming sharp teeth, wearing a Spongebob-esque bubble head thingy.
"Hey guys!" It said, "what'd I miss?"
Tobikunai: (deep breaths) Thank Kami-sama, that's over...
Kansatsu: Oi! That was MY line!
Tobikunai: Sorry, minna-sama, but this fic is REALLY hard to write, so please excuse the lack of updates. I really would like to write more often, but this puts A LOT of stress on me. Expect to see quite a few more Castle in the Sky and FFX Outtakes chapters before you see the next one of these. Again, gomennasai! Reveiw, review, onegai shimasu! Hahaha, I can rhyme! (the weird thing is, it rhymes in English too: Reveiw, review, I beg of you! n.n)
Revewer's Corner:
Kari 7: Happy birthday! Yeah, I know the update was a few hours early, but I can't get on the computer in the mornings... anyway BHK is short for Blond Haired Kid, a nickname for the thusfar-unidentified guy in a lot of KH2 screenshots (the one who looks a little like Sora) Sorry not giving you credit for the sap-sucker idea earlier, but as I said at the end of Chapter 12, I might not be able to say who gave me certain ideas because a few people brought it to my attention in their Chapter Eleven reveiws that has a rule against that now. I'm sorry to have made you angry, I just didn't want to get reported. Selfish, I know, Stupid, I know, hate me if you want to. I'm sorry for not giving you the credit earlier. KAIRI 7 CAME UP WITH THE SAP-SUCKER IDEA!
There. That good? n.n As I said before, I'm sorry. T.T
In the Next Chapter: Welcome to Kanoha Village! What sort of DOOM can the MCCRL get themselves into in Naruto! Who knows? Not me, that's for sure. (struggles with invincible writer's block). O tanashimi ni!