A/N Okay so here's where the craziness starts. Slayer Buffy is going to be Slayer and Vampire Spike is going to be Vampire. Human Buffy and Human Spike are just going to be Buffy and Spike.

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As Buffy drifted into consciousness she became aware of one startling fact, the person sharing the bed with her was warm and they had a heartbeat. Bolting so quickly out of bed, she tripped over the person on the floor.

"Bloody Hell," came the startled voice of Spike from the bed. "What happened?"

"That's what I'd like to know." Slayer stood up from where she'd been lying on the floor. "And since when did I get a clone." She asked looking down at Buffy who was untangling herself from the sheets, which was difficult with her enlarged belly.

"Luv, why aren't you pregnant?" Spike stared at Slayer.

"Because I'm the REAL Buffy," Buffy stated. "She's just an annoying clone."

"Can't a Vampire get any sleep around here?" Vampire groaned as he got up from the floor next to Spike. "Or maybe dinner came early"

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"Morning Sunshine," Willow smiled at Summer as she walked into Spike and Buffy's kitchen with her key to the backdoor. Buffy was supposed to go shopping with her this morning, but she knew that she'd spend most of the morning with Summer while Buffy and Spike slept in.

"Hi, Aunt Willow. Would you like some cereal we have cheerios?"

"Thanks sweetie, but I can make it myself. So how's my favorite little girl/"

"I'd be better if you promised to take the twins away when they're born."

"Summer, you know I can't do that. Besides Aunt Dawn is Mommy's little sister and look how well they get along."

"So, I get to scream at the twins and tell them what to do?"

"Maybe that was a bad example." Willow smiled.

"Willow, we have a problem." Slayer came running into the room followed by Buffy and Spike. Buffy immediately went over to Summer and hugged her. While Spike grabbed a cereal bowl and started eating hungrily.

Willow just stared between Slayer and Buffy in amazement. "I can see that. For one thing there are two of you and one of you is not pregnant,"

"And the mean man is tied up upstairs," Buffy added.

"Okay, I'm calling Xander and then all three of you can start from the beginning." Willow headed towards the phone. "Well I guess that's the end of that shopping trip."