I don't own Buffy or Bowling for soup….. (is sad)
NoV: Has anyone on this site done this parody already? If you have, I'm not copying. Don't yell at me. (is scared)
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Twelve o'clock Monday night and I'm waitin',
To sit and talk to a girl a whole lot cooler than me.
Her name is Buffy, she's a slayer with a deft scene
She wears a cross, and the dead guys know what that means.
And when she walks
All the wind blows, and the demons scream.
She doesn't notice me.
'Cause she's watchin' graveyards,
Creamin' over vamp guys,
Listenin' to werewolves,
Full moons in her eyes.
It's like a bad movie,
She's lookin' through me,
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin', "someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
She's the girl all the bad guys want.
She likes the late nights, and I like sunny mornings.
Her locker's full of drawings from a guy who is dead!
She says she's gotta dust some vamps before the day breaks,
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have.
And when she walks
All the wind blows and the demons screams,
But she'll never notice me!
'Cause she's watchin' graveyards,
Creamin' over vamp guys,
Listenin' to werewolves,
Full moons in her eyes.
She likes 'em with a trenchcoat
Hellmouth season pass
Sleepin' through the daytime
Does not breathin' make a man?
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
There she goes again
With guns strapped on, and flowers in her hair
She stole my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!
Now I'm watchin' graveyards,
Tryin' to study witchcraft
Listenin' to werewolves,
Full moons in my eyes
But I can't buy a trenchcoat
And I don't want no season pass
And you know, I'm not dead…..
It's like a bad movie
She is lookin' through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screamin' "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Tryin' to get the girl all the bad guys want
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NoV: Yay! Do you like it? Guess who's POV this is!