AN/ Enjoy the second chapter!
Everyone had huddled around in the living room, and were now playing truth or dare. Ukon had demanded that he should start, since he had come up with the idea.
"Okay… um… Kiba, truth or dare?" Kiba pulled a constipated face.
"Truth." Oh, no. He wasn't risking a dare any way in hell.
"Is it true you fancy Shino?" Oh, shit.
"… Yes, its true." Sniggering ensued, and Kiba took his turn. "Alright, Ukon, truth, or dare?" Oh no.
"Dare."
"I dare you to kiss Sakon."
"WHAT THE HELL! THAT'S INCEST! FOUL! FOUL!"
"Just do it, Ukon." Grunted Shino. Ukon pouted, the leant over and kissed his twin brother. He scrabbled violently and came to a bar of chocolate, which he shoved into his mouth with a look of disgust on his face. More sniggers. Shino took his chance.
"Itachi, truth or dare?" Itachi looked up in surprise. "Dare."
"I dare you… to run down the street in nothing but boxers while screaming your crushes name at the top of your voice!" Shino let a rare grin slip. And it was an evil grin. Itachi groaned. "Do I have to?"
"Unless you want to forfeit, my dear friend. AND FORFEIT… shall be to start tongue wrestling with your crush infront of everybody here." Shino was grinned manically. Gaara hit him over the head. "That is MY Evil grin, you doof. You nicked it!"
Shino rubbed his sore head. "So, Itachi… what will it be? Tongue wrestling or running down the street?"
"I think I'll do tongue-wrestling." Itachi smirked, and his tongue poked out and licked Naruto's ear. "Ready, sweetheart?" Naruto's eyes widened and the whispered comment, and he could feel Ukon sliding away to make room. The whole room was holding its breath – and then Naruto fell off the coach and onto Deidara, a blonde guy with a pony tail.
"Hey, got off me, yeah!" Yelled Deidara, shoving Naruto off him and grimacing.
"HEY, DOESN'T THE CRUSH GET ANY SAY IN THIS?" Yelled Naruto as he stumbled into Gaara.
"No." Was the cry from everyone in unison, and he was shoved onto the couch again – unfortunately into Itachi's arms. He pulled up his head and yelped as Itachi mashed his mouth against his. Naruto's mouth was a firm line until Itachi poked him the stomach. He gasped, and felt Itachi's tongue poke into his mouth. Naruto pulled back, shoving and wanting to puke. He kicked out, and scrambled from underneath Itachi. "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING!" Screamed the blonde. He ran out of the living room, found the bathroom, and puke heavily into The toilet. The living room had exploded with 'eeew's as they heard him puke. Naruto sat as far away from the couch as he possibly could, sitting on the floor beside Tayuya, on a beanbag, and Gaara, who was sitting on an armchair. Naruto was leaning on the armchair, and he glared at Itachi the whole time. He then received a dare from Sakon. "Naruto, truth or dare?"
"Dare." Sneered Naruto.
"I dare you to drink a whole bottle of coke without stopping for breath."
Naruto grasped a bottle, and sat up straight. He drew in breath, and began to gulp down the fizz at top speed. Ukon was staring in wonder as Naruto placed down the empty bottle. "DUDE, How do you DO THAT? Even I CANT DO THAT!" He yelled. Naruto shrugged, breathing on his nails and scrubbing them on his shirt, grinning. "You learn after eating 4 green chillis in a row."
Truth or Dare continued. Tayuya got a dare to French Kimimaro – which she did, with out complaining, (unfortunately, Kimimaro did quite a bit of complaining) Sakon was dared (in a hushed voice from Kimimaro) to sit without consent on Tayuya's lap. He did so, with complaints, and ended up hugging his face to prevent any from seeing the maroon-coloured hand mark on his right cheek. Kankurou got truth – Who was his biggest crush? Neji.
0.o;
Eventually, everyone got completely hyped and ran around on the street below doing animal impressions. Once everyone had calmed down (a lot), they sat down again and gossiped about random things. Naruto became good friends with Sakon and got to know Gaara better, and learned a bit more about everyone else.
Finally pretty much everyone was asleep. Only Itachi, Kisame, Temari, Kankurou, Gaara and Naruto remained awake. Naruto was glaring at Itachi. Itachi was looking at Naruto. Kisame was looking at Itachi. Gaara was looking at Itachi. And so was everyone else. Kisame looked at Naruto and then at Itachi. "Dude, are you guys gonna stop any time soon?" Naruto shook his head at Kisame's comment, his eyes not moving from Itachi. Gaara looked at the two. "Itachi, I kind of think you should apologize… That was kinda wrong to do that…"
"Yea, and?" Itachi grunted. He was smirking now. "I rather enjoyed it. I heard from my brother that he tongue wrestled quite well, anyways. It just so happens that I'm gay and my brother isn't –" He was cut off as Naruto leapt across the room, and held his hands in fists. One hand had gripped Itachi's shirt, and the other was drawn back in a fist, ready to punch Itachi. "Don't you DARE talk about that infront of me!" Naruto snarled. Itachi actually looked scared. Naruto suddenly slumped, his hold on Itachi loosening. He muttered an apology, and slid off Itachi back to were he was last seated.
"Okay, guys I'm just gonna sleep now, okay? Lights off." Temari grumbled.
The lights clicked off, and Naruto slowly dosed into sleep.
"Naruto… Naruto… Naruto… NARUTO! WAKE UP!" Naruto jumped up at the yelling, only to head-butt Gaara. "Sorry, sorry!" Yelped Naruto, Rubbing Gaara's head and his own.
"Better be, that HURT!" Snarled Gaara. Naruto visibly cringed. "Dude, its 9am already." Naruto's jaw dropped. "9AM? ARE YOU PEOPLE MAD! I SLEEP UNTIL NOON ON A SATURDAY!" Gaara shrugged. "Bleh. You get used to it."
"USED TO WHAT?"
"Being an insomniac, you doof. Besides, breakfast is ready. Everyone is in the kitchen…" Naruto had scrambled up and was now running towards the said kitchen. By the time Gaara had got in the kitchen, he was snuggled against Temari and begging for food. He let go with a small yelp of 'YAY!' when he was given a bowl of cereal. He sat on the floor and ate, not at all noisily or messily. Temai was somewhat surprised. Ukon, who still had a bowl of cereal, sat on the floor beside him and joined in. He soon managed to get into rhythm with Naruto. He managed to copy every movement made at the same time.
"Mm, that's kinda creepy, yeah? Can you stop now, yeah? Its scary, mm?" Drawled Deidara, who was slowly backing away against a blue-haired blue-eyed boy, named Zetsu.
"Deidara, get off me." Grumbled Zetsu, shoving him forwards again.
"Mm, sorry, yeah…" Deidara grumbled back, imitating Zetsu.
"Hey, what day is it today?" Naruto queried, looking up from his bowl of cereal. Ukon continued to shovel cereal into his mouth. Sakon rolled his eyes.
"It's the 10th of October. Why?"
"YAY!" Naruto squealed. "Its my BIRTHDAY!" Ukon choked on his cereal while trying to cheer, and needed a hefty pat on the back.
"Dude, are you alright?" Naruto giggled as Ukon gagged noiselessly. Ukon finally swallowed, and gasped for breath.
"Fine…-gackackcough-" Ukon choked, grinning.
"Heyyy… this is an excuse for ANOTHER party!" Whooted Kisame.
"Sounds good to me, Salmon." Sneered Itachi.
"SHUT IT CANDY CANE!" Snarled Kisame.
"Oi, Salmon." Grunted Kiba. "Do you mind not flailing your arms around like that? You just hit me in the face."
"Oops… Sorry…" Giggled Kisame.
"Um… is it normal to have never had a birthday party before…?" Naruto bit his lip, flushing as all eyes turned on him.
"No, it isn't. WHY HAVENT YOU EVER HAD A BIRTHDAY PARTY BEFORE?" Burst Ukon. Naruto bit his lip alittle harder, looking at the ground.
"I don't have any parents…"
Once everyone had got over the shock, Naruto was sitting and giggling again with the rest of them as he was allowed to sit anywhere he wanted. He chose the couch, sitting on the centre cushion of the three-seater. Itachi slid behind him, Ukon and Sakon on the arm and end cushion to his left, and Gaara and Kankurou sitting beside him on the right. Itachi was sitting as he had done before – with his arms resting on Naruto's head, and his legs dangling down his chest, knees on Naruto's shoulders.
"Hey, Naruto, why don't you try and pick out who's gay and who's not?" Giggled Ukon. "Go ahead and try!"
Naruto managed to guess all of them correctly – Haku, Zabuza, Sakon, Itachi, Kisame, Deidara, Gaara, Kankurou, Naruto (of course…), Kiba and Shino were all gay. The rest were straight. (AN/Look at the bottom to see who 'the rest' are…)
"Wow, Naruto… No-one has ever guessed that I was straight before…" Ukon said, bewildered.
"That's 'cause you dress gay… but you don't act it." Naruto tapped his nose, grinning. Ukon pouted, and then perked his head up to listen to a particularly gross story-form make-out session between Kimimaro and Tayuya – in as much detail as Tayuya could fit in. Kimimaro was beetroot red and was trying his hardest to sink into the beanbag he was sitting on. Kidoumaru sniggered and poked him. Naruto sighed, leaning back into Itachi. Gaara gave Naruto a weird look.
"Naruto, I could swear you were angry as hell with Itachi yesterday…?"
"I forgave him." He had a smug look on his face as Itachi chuckled, fiddling with Naruto's hair.
Itachi had crawled over to Naruto when everyone had fallen asleep. He placed an arm around Naruto's sleeping body, and whispered quietly into his ear.
"Naruto… Naruto…" He cooed softly. "Wake up…" Naruto stirred softly, and his eyes blinked lazily open. He glared at Itachi with intense hatred.
"What do you want?" He hissed.
"To apologize, Naruto-kun…" Itachi cooed back, snuggling against him. "I'm sorry…"
"How do I know you're sorry?" Naruto sighed, stifling a yawn.
"How about…" Itachi cooed, snuggling ever closer against him. Naruto turned his head questioningly towards Itachi, and felt soft, silky lips against his. He closed his eyes, softly pressing back against Itachi, wrapping his arms around Itachi, pulling back for breath before softly pressing back again. Itachi's muffled giggles echoed around Naruto's mouth. Naruto pulled back, questioningly.
"You're so gentle, Naru-chan..." He giggled again, before pulling Naruto back into the kiss.
Gaara sighed, leaving Naruto in his little lala land.
Sasuke was sitting in the park, but not at all alone. He had several girls swamped around him, and he wasn't enjoying it much. At. All. Maybe he should have stayed with that annoying blonde boy… maybe then he wouldn't have as many girls around him…
Stop. Thinking. About. The. Blonde! That goddamn Naruto… he'd implanted himself in Sasuke's memory – and he wouldn't leave him alone… Oh well. He trudged off, with the girls in close tow. He turned round, and looked at the different girls, who were now looking at him with lustful eyes and cleavage partially popping from very revealing shirts. He chose a blonde with a pony-tail and a large chunk of hair in front of her face. He switched on the charm, swinging his arm around her bare shoulders and shooing off the rest of his fan club away.
"Now… how would you like to come over to my house, sweetie?" He cooed into her ear. He felt her visibly shivering with delight. Her head nodded vigorously, and she leant against Sasuke as he lead her to his house, and into his bedroom.
The party wore on, until eventually everyone dispersed, leaving a few people lagging behind. Temari had left with a group of friends, Kankurou was waiting for a friend, and Gaara was puzzling over the Itachi and Naruto case. Haku and Zabuza were comfortably nestled against eachother, since they were going with Kankurou to the cinema… or something like that. Gaara sighed, watching Itachi and Naruto giggle together. He was the ONLY one there who was not waiting for someone. And it was terribly boring. He decided to go out once Itachi and Naruto left. Maybe he could stalk them at some point to pass time… Nah. He had better things to do. Eventually, the doorbell rang and Kankurou left with Haku and Zabuza, with Naruto and Itachi departing after them, but going in the opposite direction. Gaara decided to follow Itachi and Naruto, bored. They were snuggled against each other, and it made Gaara feel so… lonely… Gaara shook his head, and continued to follow Itachi and Naruto. He passed them as they turned towards Itachi's house. He kept walking, and found himself parallel to a park. He turned, and began to walk through it. It wasn't green, as he had seen in pictures. It wasn't dead, like the empty pieces of land called 'The Park' by locals in Sunagakure. He sighed, and slumped as he walked. He scuffed his feet along the ground, watching them. This caused in his mistake – walking straight into the 'cute boy' he had picked out only the day before. He staggered backwards slightly, then kept on walking. He came into contact with a strong arm that held him back.
"Apologize then!" He grunted. Gaara looked up into his face.
Oh, so cute… stop. Bad thoughts, bad thoughts, BAD THOUGHTS!
"Um… Sorry?" He felt a jolt of pain in his nose as he punched him, and he felt dark, warm liquid blood running down his face, and groaned, falling backwards.
"Oh… SHIT! I broke your fucking nose! Oh, man, I'm sorry…" He babbled, pulling some tissues from his pocket and dabbing Gaara's face.
"Oww.." Grumbled Gaara. He tipped his head backwards, and whacked his nose again. He yelped, but he felt the bones slide back into place. "You didn't break it, yo dislocated it." Gaara massaged his nose, feeling the blood flow stop. He wiped the blood away with his sleeve, and stood up. He just got walking again.
"Hey, are you even going to act at all hurt? You have blood all over your face, you know.."
"You will too if you don't shut the fuck up, onion-head." Snarled Gaara. He got a grunt in return.
"Yea, right. You don't look like you could even lift a feather."
Before Gaara realized it, he had punched him back in the jaw. He could see a large dent and a bruise already appearing on the boy's jaw.
"ARGH, FUCK! THAT HURT, BITCH!" He screeched, clutching his jaw.
Gaara simply sneered at him, and kept on walking.
Itachi and Naruto were disturbed from their somewhat quiet (I say somewhat because it included giggling, and in large doses) make-out session from the door slamming just and the sound of crashing. They went down to investigate, Naruto hiding behind Itachi just in case it was a certain someone. Infact, it was.
"Sasuke, what the fuck are you doing?" Itachi grumbled.
"SOME CRAZY MANIAC WENT AND PUNCHED ME IN THE JAW!" Sasuke screeched. Naruto winced.
"What'd he look like?" Itachi queried.
"Red-head, green eyes, way to much eyeliner…" Sasuke grumbled, finally finding the Paracetamol(1) and chugging it down. "Bloody MANIAC… I punched him and dislocated him nose and then he went and PUNCHED ME IN THE JAW!" He yelled, storming off back up the stairs. He stopped halfway up, and looked down the stairs at Itachi, was was harbouring someone behind his back.
"Itachi… who are you hiding behind your back?"
"No-one, Onion. Shove off."
"Don't call me an Onion… shit-head!"
"Lollipop."
"WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?" Sasuke yelled. He stormed back up the stairs, slamming the door to his room as he entered it. Itachi let out a sigh of relief, and Naruto peeked out from behind him. "Coast clear?" "Yep." They clambered up the stairs and went back into Itachi's bedroom, where they resumed their make-out session. The door opened, and Sasuke's head peeked through.
"OH MY GOD! YOU'RE SUCKING FACE WITH MY EX, ITACHI!" Sasuke yelled.
"Jesus, keep it down. Its not a big deal. It was a bet anyways." Naruto straddled Itachi's waist, hugging him and glaring at Sasuke.
"SO? YOU are my ex and my brother is sucking face with you! Do you even care?" He added in an evil monotone as they resumed making out.
"Nope." They muttered in unison. "Piss off, Lollipop. We're busy, cant you see that?" Itachi pulled a face at the door as Sasuke left, and went back to Naruto. Yes… they were indeed busy.
AN/ Heehee! Sank yew for reviews!
Koharu Kage/ Yay for ItaNaru! Heehee.
Naru-Kit/ Ooo… A threesome never occurred to me before. S: Maybe I will – not sure. Thanks for the idea!