Kisses not for you

When Phoebe's boyfriend proposes on their one year anniversary, a demon strikes to make them hate each other. Hating each other makes them miserable and Phoebe's getting lovesick causing her to flirt with every person in sight and she gets ill.

1. Kevin and Phoebe - over

"It's been one whole year," Phoebe Halliwell said. "I wander what Kevin's gonna do?"

"Hopefully not get turned into a demon again," Paige, her younger half-sister said.

"No," Phoebe said. "Not anymore," she added.

"Well I am happy for you," Piper, her now oldest sister, said.

"I mean I did find somebody good for me," Phoebe said. "Somebody who's not a demon and somebody who knows I'm a witch."

"Yeah talk about luck," Paige said.

The doorbell rang. "Okay, he's here," Phoebe said. She straightened her red dress. She looked at her curly hair. Maybe I should have it straightened, Phoebe thought. She ran upstairs.

"Where are you going?" Piper asked.

"To make a nice entrance," Phoebe explained. "Open the door."

The doorbell rang again and Piper walked to the front door. She opened it. "Hi, Kevin," Piper said.

"Hey Piper," Kevin said, "hey, Paige."

"Hey," Paige waved.

Phoebe walked down the stairs. "Hi, Phoebe," Kevin said.

"Hi, Kevin," Phoebe said. They kissed.

"I think we should leave them alone," Piper said.

"Why, they're the ones –"

"Ready to go?" Kevin asked.

"Sure," Phoebe replied.

Leo orbed into the kitchen. "Hey, Piper," he said. He kissed her on the cheek.

"Phoebe's so lucky," Paige said. "Oh, hi Leo – she gets to have her anniversary on her birthday. The lucky thirty-one year older."

"Yep," Piper said. "Don't we all wish we could have something as special as that on your birthday?"

Phoebe and Kevin went to the restaurant that they went to on their first date. Their first date went wrong, they called it.

"I think we've got the best seat in the whole restaurant," Kevin said.

"Why?" Phoebe asked.

"First of all, I'm sitting here with you and second of all we're in the middle, you can always get waiters," Kevin said.

Phoebe laughed. "I'm glad we're together," she said.

"Me too," Kevin said.

"I have a gift for you, consider it a birthday slash anniversary gift," Kevin said. He got on his knees. "Will you marry me?"

While Phoebe and Kevin were on a date, evil was being done.

The demon was called Lovers Unbrought. He was called that because he was dumped by his demon girlfriend and if he couldn't get his love. Why should anybody else?

"Lovers ununite, lovers walk away, make your love fade, so it cannot be made," the demon said. "Now for another spell, 'with every minute you stay apart, you want to flirt more and more, until you cannot find the one make your heart so small."

He meant the heart so small – literally! He was going to kill Phoebe!

"What am I doing?" Kevin asked. He got up off his knees. "Why am I proposing to you?"

"Don't ask me you freak!" Phoebe snapped. "I hate you! Why am I even socializing with you? Drive me home!"

"You can walk home!" Kevin said, as he left the restaurant. Everybody's eyes moved from Kevin to Phoebe.

Phoebe walked out of the restaurant. "Jerk," she said. She hid behind the bushes. "Leo," she hissed. "Leo!"

Leo orbed beside her. "Take me home," she said.

"What a jerk," Paige said after Phoebe had finished explaining. "Sorry you didn't get a good birthday present."

"It's fine!" Phoebe said. "Let's go to P3. Maybe I can meet some guys there."

"Sure," Paige said. Strange, not even an hour after her break up she's man hunting, Paige thought.

"Are you coming or what?" Phoebe asked.

"I'm coming," Paige said.