A.N: WARNING! COMPLETE AND UTTER STUPIDITY! IF YOU HAVE A WEAK CONSCIENCE OR HEADCRABS PLEASE READ WITH CAUTION!

Ran let out a large sigh while diling a number. "Hello, Papa Johns Pizza? I would like a large…." Shinichi yelled, frustrated. "GOD RAN!" Ran sighed angrily. "But I'm hungry, and I need food because I'm so fat because I'm going to have a baby…" He gasped. "….what?" Shinichi asked, surprised. "um, yeah…" she said. "I should have told you sooner, but you hate kids, I think" Shinichi got a stupid look on his face. "So, would it hurt the baby if I did… THIS!" He said as he punched her right in the stomach. Ran fell over, holding her stomach. "…god….Shini….chi…" She said, struggling for breath. "Oh, sorry." He said, walking over to the kitchen. Ran got up, and walked over to him. Shinichi said something else. "Hey, come over here." He said, leading her to the window. "Would a big impact… hurt the baby?" He said with a serious look on his face. Ran smiled sadly at his comment. "I think so. It's so sweet for you to-" Then Shinichi lifted her up, and said "So, this would hurt the baby too, right!" Then he threw her out of the window. "OH MY GOD, SHINICHI!" She screamed, since they were indeed on the 98th floor. Shinichi laughed lightly, jumping down after her. "don't yell, silly." He told her calmly. "it's not that high up." Ran smiled from his comforting comment. "Yeah, we'll be down soon." 75th floor. Ran spread her arms, laughing. "Look, Shinichi! I'm a Mongolian yellow chested swallow!" Shinichi laughed. "You're right!" 54th floor. "Hey, look at all the little cars down there! And the people! HE-LLO DOWN THERE, MINIONS!" Then Ran put a hand over Shinichi's mouth. "Be quiet," She said, laughing. "They'll hear you!" Then they laughed together. 23rd floor. "Well, the baby will like airplanes, I guess." Ran said. "Well, it had better! Because we will be traveling a lot." Ran hugged him. Then they were falling…. Falling…. Till they hit the floor, making a crater in the floor. They both laughed and stood up, walking over to Papa Johns. "At least we still get to eat pizza!' Ran said, Then the both laughed loudly.

A/N: LAWLZ! Tis funny no? Well these were made when my friend was here and as you can see we are kind of... off and yeah. Please give us your thoughts and we shall update when we get some riviews in So dorn't worry there are more chappies!