A/N: Okies chappie 2! w00t! ... yeah wellz here it is
Ai walked silently in the halls of the B.O. God, it's smelly, she thought. She walked around a corner, and Vodka popped out. "HOOGEDOBOOGEDA!" HE yelled at Ai. "AAAAAAAAAGH!" She screamed. Vodka started laughing hysterically. "Oh god… That./… that was priceless…" Ai glared at him, angrily. Then she grabbed his head and put it in his butt. Then she laughed, as Vodka was struggling to get out. Of his own butt. Kinda weird…. But before Ai walked away, Vodka got out. Of his butt. Yeah. Then he ripped his shirt off. "HEY BABY! EAT SOME OF THIS!" He said, jumping on her. "KYAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Then he mated with her. 5 years later…. Ai looked at her child, Brewski, playing with his sister, Champagne. "Where's dada, momma?" Brewski asked Ai. She laughed. "He's going to be home, soon." Then Vodka burst in the door. "Hey love!" He told Ai. Gin was with him. Ai glared at him. Every since a month ago, Vodka had been coming home later and later every night. "WHAT were you doing tonight, Vodka?" She asked him accusingly. "Nothin'" He told her admissively. Then he went in the kitchen. "Mommy, was that person Daddy was with a girlie?" Champagne asked AI. Ai laughed. "Yes, yes he was…." Then she gasped and ran to the kitchen. "VODKA! DID YOU MAKE GIN PRGNANT!" Vodka dropped his, well, Vodka MUAHAHAHHA! "Um, no…." Then he and Gin ran away. "Mommy, Daddy is gay, isn't he?" Brewski asked her. "Yes, and he won't be coming back, or I'll fry his innards in the oven…." She told him, with an evil smile.
A/N: ... By the way we know Gin is a guy so yeah... and to my reviewers... yes it is weird I know but to people like me and Bat-chan it is uber funny and some people just have to post their stupidest things because we think others might enjoy them as well... well some others yeah and super huggles and luv to Bat for t3h stories and what not