A/N: What up Bitches! I'm finally back from Disney (I went on vacation with family, boring) As you remember we left our heroes as they were speeding off to Las Vegas, each with their own picture of paradise. The beginning may be a little confusing but it will all fit in soon. Also, an apology, I thought I had already enabled anonymous reviews, but when I checked my profile, it was disabled. So for all the people who are cursing me for not enabling, feel free to review till you can't review no more.
And now our feature presentation:
In a dark alley just outside the Las Vegas Strip. O.K. so it was more like a few hundred miles outside the Las Vegas strip. But none the less it was a dark area, were a big deal was going down between two notorious, infamous people, who need no introduction.
Silly Rabbit: You got the shit?
Fred Flinstone: Of course I got the shit, it's gonna cost you though. I had to butt fuck Barney to get em.
Silly Rabbit takes a step back and lays a suitcase on the ground. He opens the locks to reveal its full of money, Benjamin Franklin's sitting there, as if they were a common Yu-gay-hole, err.. Excuse me, Yu-Gi-OH card. Fred Flinstone reached into his trench coat and pulled out an unmarked box.
Silly Rabbit: OH BOY! Fruity Pebbles!
Fred Flinstone: Shut up, Fuck face, or he'll hear you.
Silly Rabbit: Who? Barney?
Fred Flinstone: No. Worse. The Fruity Pebbles bandit!
And almost as if on cue the window shatters behind them. A dark figure wearing Blue Jeans, A black hooded sweatshirt, Black and red Nikes and a hat, with the (for lack of a better word) beak facing backwards and tilted slightly to the side, so as his right ear was hidden in darkness.
The mysterious man did some fancy moves, grabbed the box of Fruity Pebbles from the bewildered Rabbit and started jetting down the street. Fred Flinstone and Silly Rabbit started running after him.
Silly Rabbit: STOP THAT NIGGA
Fred Flinstone: That ain't no black man. And stop saying the N-word. Your white you dumb fuck.
Silly Rabbit: ONLY A NIGGA COULD RUN THAT FAST.
Fred Flinstone: First off, the Fruity Pebbles bandit is white. Second if you keep saying the N-word, your gonna get shot cause your white.
Silly Rabbit: WHO GIVES A FUCK, JUST STOP THE NIG-----
A gun went off hitting the Rabbit in the back of the head and Bloods and Crypts alike rejoiced at the killing of the racist rabbit. Fred Flinstone just kept running, determined to catch the thief this time.
Fred Flinstone jumped into his car, which although powered by feet, magically went faster then him running.
He was catching up. The Fruity Pebbles bandit needed to make a getaway, he prayed that there would be a vehicle that would help him.
Then in the horizon, the shadow of a car was in the distance. The Fruity Pebbles bandit ran faster towards the car with Fred Flinstone closing in behind him.
Finally the car, which was parked in front of a recording studio, with really bad music coming from it, was revealed.
Fruity Pebbles Bandit: YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING ME! THIS IS THE BEST SHIT YOU CAN COME UP WITH!
He shouted at the sky towards were he sent his prayer or perhaps at the author. Either way the Fruity Pebbles Bandit couldn't believe he would have to ride in that car.
The wind carried a whisper of "TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT BITCH" and the Fruity Pebbles Bandit grudgingly got into none other the HERBIE THE LOVEBUG!
Herbie the Lovebug: BEEP, BEEP!
Fruity Pebbles Bandit: Just shut up and take me to the Las Vegas, were I have a room booked and I'll leave you off at a casino.
Herbie: BEEP
And with that the two rode off and perhaps would have left Fred Flinstone in the dust, if Herbie weren't going the speed limit.
Fruity Pebble Bandit: FUCKING DISNEY CARS.
He switched the controls to manual and slammed his foot on the gas, blasting some conveniently placed toxic waste, into Fred Flinstone, instantly killing him (or did it?), which caused his car to swerve into the recording studio, were Herbie had been parked, cutting off all power, and causing Lindsey Lohan to postpone the production of her new album.
Lindsey Lohan: I just know this was that bitch Hilary Duff's fault! I'm gonna slit that slut's throat.
And with that Lindsey stormed into her limousine, grabbed conveniently placed Butcher knife and headed off to the Duff's house.
Now that we got that random, yet vital and important scene out of the way, let's rejoin the Titans.
BB: Please!
CY: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME! I REFUSE TO PLAY AARON CARTER'S GREATEST HITS IN MY CAR.
BB: hater!
CY: DAMN RIGHT I AM YOU GREEN SHIT! YOU LOOK LIKE SOMETHING THAT CAME OUT OF A CONSTAPATED PERSONS ASS.
RB: Someone is having their period.
Robin had looked up from his traveling monopoly set to alert Cyborg about the Facts of life. Cyborg just rolled his eyes and put CHRIS ROCK: NEVER SCARED in to the CD player.
CD player: (gunshots) this is Thug Radio news, coming straight from Harlem. This is MC Mother Fucker wit da news from da hood.
In Brooklyn, gunshots went off and a nigga got shot
In Queens, a nigga got shot
In LA, a nigga got shot
In Detroit, a nigga got shot
But in Staten Island a nigga ducked, that pussy ass bitch.
SF: Although I find this rather amusing, it is interfering with the listening of Raven and I's movie.
Cyborg grudgingly turned it off and stared out the window wondering why he was the only sane titan (so far). Robin's playing monopoly, Star and Rae are watching a chick flick and Beastboy keeps trying to slip that Aaron Carter shit into his CD player.
SF: A terrific ending to a glorious movie. Friend Cyborg! You are correct. The girl did get the guy she was interested in at the end! Have you participated in the ritual of watching this movie before?
CY: FUCK NO! All that Disney shit ends the same fucking way.
RV: Are we there yet? I need to throw up from the happy ending of this movie.
CY: Nearly.
RV: I thought you said it would take 15 min?
CY: That was before that cop pulled onto the road.
RV: But were the Teen Titans. Can't we just say we need to help someone in trouble?
RB: (Stands up and punches a fist in the air) DID SOMEBODY SAY TROUBLE!
RV: NO! Now sit down before I blow your Monopoly set back to Milton Brothers.
RB: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY MONOPOLY YOU EVIL BITCH!
Robin shields it from her view, and begins stroking it.
RB: Don't worry baby. That evil witch won't bother us once we get to the hotel room. Then we can play a real game.
Robin began kissing the Monopoly set much to the surprise of CY, BB and Raven. Starfire was to busy rubbing her legs to notice, causing herself to get horny.
SF: Umm….. Friend Cyborg? I wish to visit the room of bathing.
Cyborg pulled over, cursing under his breath. Starfire got out of the car, and BB could have sworn he saw her rubbing her tits on the way out.
30 min. later Starfire was walking towards the car, adjusting her skirt.
CY: WHAT THE FUCK? DID YOU FALL IN?
SF: No, I had not fallen into the chamber of waste, but the line was longer than I thought.
Cyborg hit the gas and sped off. But just a suddenly as it took off he hit the breaks, for he was cut off by Herbie the Love Bug and a cop car chasing it.
RB: (standing up heroically) I SMELL TROUBLE.
RV: And I smell a boy wonder that forgot to put deodorant on after leaving the bird domain (that is what Robin calls his room) this morning.
RB: (ignoring Raven) QUICK CYBORG! FOLLOW THAT LOVEBUG!
But much to Robin's regret, Cyborg pull down a street with a sign pointing, this way to hotels. Robin had a spaz attack and attempted to jump out the window, after the Lovebug, but his team restrained him.
Finally after many hours of random shit, the team pulled up to the hotel. They got out and got their suitcases.
Busboy: I'll take your packages to your room as you check.
SF: Thank you new friend (looks at nametag) John! How may we repay you for your gracious hospitality, and helpfulness?
Busboy: Just doing my job! (Perverted smile) But you could---- (stops after hearing Robin crack his knuckles.) Never mind.
CY: We would like to check in please.
Fat Male Clerk: Teen Titans? Ah yes! Room for six! Here your room keys! A member of your party has already arrived.
The titans were so happy they forgot all about the mysterious 6 member of their party. But as they opened the door, a voice came through:
Mysterious Voice: Hello Titans.
A/N: And so ends chapter 2 of this epic tale! Who is the voice? I know but you can guess in your review if you like. And know some shout outs!
Mycookienotyours: Already thanked you in my review for your story (which by the way, his story totally kicks ass). Oh and look for the Rosie o Donnel comeback in the next chapter.
Gothik chika 877: Glad you liked. Hope this chapter was just as funny
Shadowofazorath: Not sure what LMAO is but thanks anyway!