A/N: What up bitches I'm finally back. With summer coming to a close I figured I'd write another chapter before school resumes its dictatorship over my life.

This chapter picks up right were it left off.

Mysterious Voice: Hello Titans.

RB: SLADE!

Robin's scream rang out through the night air as the mysterious voice was revealed.

RB: SO YOU'RE THE MYSTERIOUS 6 MEMBER OF OUR PARTY THAT WE IGNORED BEFORE BUT NOW IRONICALLY REMEMBER.

Robin points an accusing finger at the masked menace. Once again wearing that idiotic smile mentioned in previous chapters.

Slade: No, I'm not. I just told those bitched at the front desk that I was to get up here.

CY: What do you want you crazy ass mother fucker.

RB: YEAH! WHAT EVIL SCHEME HAVE YOU CAME UP WITH TO ATTEMPT TO DESTROY US! A SYMBOL OF JUSTICE! THE PRINCES (raven clears her throat) AND PRINCESS OF PEACE! THE DEFENDERS OF MONOPOLY SETS AROUND THE WORLD! TH---

Slade: O.K. I get it. But I'm not here to destroy you. No. I'm here to get something off my chest.

RB: Well get on with it, you're wasting chapter space and getting on my nerves. Now say the BS so I can kick your ass.

Slade: Nobody objects I would to express this in song.

CY: GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CRAZY CRACKER.

RV: I second that.

Unfortunately the voices of objection went unheard as Slade had already whipped out a microphone and the music was beginning to play.

Lonely I'm Mr Lonely,
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely, I'm Mr. Lonely
I have nobody,
For my owwnnn
I'm so lonely,

Yo this one here goes out to all my villians out there ya know got that one good bitch whose always been there like ya
Know took all the bullshit then one day she cant take it no more and decides to leave

I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed my bitch wasn't by my side, coulda sworn I was dreamin, for her I was
Feenin, so I hadda take a little ride, back tracking ova these few years, tryna figure out wat I do to make it go bad, cuz
Ever since my bitch left me, my whole life came crashin

I'm so lonely (so lonely),
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Cant belive I hadda bitch like you and I just let you walk right outta my life, after all I put u thru u still stuck
Around and stayed by my side, what really hurt me is I broke ur heart, baby you were a good bitch and I had no right, I
Really wanna make things right, cuz without u in my life girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girl

Been all about the world ain't neva met a bitch that can take the things that you been through
Never thought the day would come where you would get up and run and I would be out chasing u
Cuz aint nowhere in the globe id rather be, aint noone in the globe id rather see then the girl of my dreams that made me
Be so happy but now so lonely

So lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girrll

At this point the titans are in stunned silence. Slade gets down on his knees and really starts belting out the next few lines.

Never thought that id be alone, I didnt hope you'd be gone this long, I jus want u to call my phone, so stop playing bitch and
Come on home (come on home), baby girl I didn't mean to shout, I want me and you to work it out, I never wished Id ever
Hurt my baby, and its drivin me crazy cuz...

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own)

I'm so lonely (so lonely)
I'm Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
I have nobody (I have nobody)
To call my own (to call my own) girll

Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, (so lonely),
Mr. Lonely, so lonely
So lonely, so lonely, (so lonely), Mr. Lonely

Slade ends the song on bended knees with his head bowed. He slowly rises and walks over to a stunned robin, gets down on one knee and says:

Slade: Robin. When you left my apprenticeship I tried to get you out of my head but you just wouldn't go. I have come to the dramatic conclusion that I need you. Come with me and we can be an unbeatable team. Robin I have something very serious to ask you.

RB: What?

Slade: Will you be my bitch?

Slade pulls a ring out of his pocket and presents it to Robin. BB passed out in pure shock. Cyborg's jaw hit the ground so hard it made a hole in the floor. Starfire's eyes were glowing green with righteous fury and Raven went to the bathroom to puke her brains out.

5 minutes of awkward silence passes as the Titans wait for a stunned Robin to answer. Finally he takes a deep breath and begins to speak.

RB: This is so sudden. Look Slade. The truth is, had you done this during the 2nd season, I would have accepted this beautiful offer.

Slade: Then say yes! You still can!

RB: I'm sorry Slade but during season 4, I found someone (Starfire perks up). She's beautiful, amazing and loads of fun. (Starfire is so happy she is hovering over BB's unconscious body. Had BB been conscious, well let's just say he'd have gotten quite a view.)

Slade: Who?

RB: I lovely lady by the name of…..(Everybody leans really close to Robin)…….Monopoly. (Starfire drops from the sky land on BB's groin. Raven runs to the bathroom and pukes some more, and Cyborg just stands there, silently laughing.

Slade: FUCKER!

Slade dives at Robin and the two begin to kick and punch. Slade throws a hard right hook but Robin blocks it and nails him with an uppercut with so much force, it knocks him threw the adjacent window. Slade falls a very long way (use your imagination) and falls into a conveniently placed manhole.

Robin walks over to the window leans a hand on the wall and whispers to himself "If only he had asked me in Season 2"

BB: What happened? (Looks up and sees Starfire straddling him in a certain area and passes out again.)

Starfire gets up and walks over to Robin. She draws back her hand and smacks him across the face.

RB: What the fuck was that for?

SF: That was for telling me you love me so you can fuck me, then dumping me for a monopoly set!

RB: (sly grin) you are always welcome to join in!

Starfire gives him a look of repulse and kicks him in the groin, which had I applied her alien super strength, his balls would have been dangling out of his ass crack. But I didn't so it just really hurt him bad.

CY: Let's just check out our rooms and attempt to forget this psychologically scarring moment.

The titans walk to their rooms.

Cyborg opens his door and sees a whole lot of computer shit, with a charger for his battery, and a garage for his car.

Robin opened his room to see that his room is set up like a monopoly board, with a king sized bed on GO. The bed came complete with a blow-up doll of Mr. Monopoly himself.

Beastboy opens his door to reveal a dark room, with the windows boarded up, depressing decor and a queen-sized bed with lavender colored satin sheets. The only source of lighting was (surprise) Lavender scented candles.

Raven opened her door to reveal a king sized bed with green sheets, a huge TV with an Xbox hooked up to it and the rooms best feature, a gigantic shower, fit for 10 people.

BB and Rae just looked at each other and reached a silent agreement to switch rooms.

Starfire opened her door to reveal a king-sized bed with fluffy pink pillows and pink silk sheets. Stuffed animals littered the floor of the bubble gum pink room which contained a platform with a single gold pole running from the ceiling to the floor. (looks like star has a little secret)

The titans walked the hall to the 6th room and stood in front of the door. They were about to open it when they heard a voice say.

Mysterious Voice #2: I believe that is my room.

A/n: Another cliffhanger. Geez does this suck for you the reader. Well I guess it's time to thank those who read AND review.

Napoleon Dynamite Clone: Yeah it was Slade. But don't worry Slade may not be dead.

One Espernadote: Sorry "horny Starfire" was disturbing but I take this as my duty to push the envelope. Hope this chapter was just as funny.

Katie-chan the innocent perv: Monopoly fetish? I like that. Sounds funny. If you are a perv feel free to check out my story on under Lizzie Mcguire

Mycookienotyours: Sadly put his hilarious story on indefinite hiatus to focus on his other stories. I can only wish the fellow random humor fic writer good luck.

Ilovegore: Not much gore in this chapter but hope you like it anyway.

Shadowofazorath: Yeah kinda feel stupid for not knowing that, hope this chapter was LMAO

And to everyone else who is to chicken shit to review thanks for reading.