Frodo the Shiny Ring Hobbit (Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer):
Frodo the shiny ring hobbit
Had a very shiny ring,
And if you ever wore it,
It would make the nazgûl scream.
All of the other hobbits
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor frodo
Join in any hobbit games!
Then one bright midsummers day
Gandalf came to say:
Frodo with your ring so bright,
You mist ride away tonight.
Then Frodo went to Mordor
Destroyed the ring and, yesiree,
Because of Mr. Frodo
All of Middle Earth is free!
Well, that's it! I hope you liked A Very Ringy Christmas! Now, you can go home and perform it for your family! Sounds like fun, eh?