I decided to write this parody as a follow-up to "I can't Wait to be Lord" and any innuendoes may or may not exist. It is your choice if you see them. I thought Zula deserved her own song and boy, does she sing out. Bwahahaha I love to write evil girls. "Be Prepared" belongs to Disney and Avatar to Nick. Insanity belongs to me! So Zula is Scar and Zuko has a scar...hmmm.
Zula I know that my brother's intentions
Are far too kind and humane
So I must prevent his ascension
It shall be me that will reign
It's clear from his weak disposition
That he is ripe for a fall
And it will be me to maintain the tradition
It will be me who rules over all!
Be prepared for some blood to be spilling
Be prepared to fix some mistakes
My brother's demise
Shall be my sunrise
Zhao But you aren't male
Zula Oh, you'd better quail!
I know I sound cruel
But you'll follow my rule
When at last I take my birthright
And now that my temper is flared
Zuko, be scared!
Zula Zuko will never find the Avatar. He's doomed
Zhao He better not
Zula Don't worry, you fool, you can consider it the end of the prince!
Zhao starts making his own plans Great! Who needs the prince? No prince, no heir, ha ha haha ha ha.
Zula Idiot! There will be an heir!
Zhao Hey, but you said, uh...
Zula I will be heir. Stick with me, and you'll get to keep your head!
Zhao gets nervous As you wish, my lady
Long live the Lady!
Short live the Lord!
Zhao It's great that I'll soon be the right hand
Of a Lady who'll put fear into hearts
Zula Of course, quid pro quo, you understand
I don't tolerate any upstarts!
I'm willing to take you to power
But I must insist that you know
That should our relationship sour
Your death will be painful and slow
Zula So arrange for the making of history
As I finally take my crown (Oooh!)
Assured is my crown (I'll be general!)
You all shall bow down(I'll be all mighty)
Zuko, it's my turn for joy (I'll soon be on top)
Though you were the boy (Please don't stop)
I'll be empress so feared (Aaaaaaah!)
Adored and revered (Aaaaaaah!)
And seen as the worthiest of all(Aaaaaaah!)
Zula Yes, not even my uncle be spared!
Zuko, be scared!
Zhao Yes, the power shall soon be shared
Zuko, be scared!