No, this story does not have a point, and yes, it is pretty stupid, but hey, what else is there to do but read a pointless love story?
Once upon a time, there were two best friends in the house of Gryffindor. One was an unattractive, idiotic boy named Harry, and the other, was Muriel, the most popular squid in school.
Together, armed with nothing but luck, popularity, some card tricks, and a dream, the set out on many heroic adventures, most ending up with someone being hurt, killed, or maliciously prodded with a Spork.
There were other people in the Gryffindor house too. There was Ron, a former rock god turned boyfriend, Hermione, Ron's Girlfriend, and founding member of Muriel's fan club, and of course, Al Bob, the resident red-neck from Wisconsin.
This story starts when Harry and Muriel discover something amazing. When Muriel (the brains, and beauty of the 2) tickled the pear in an ugly painting of fruit, it opened the doorway into…. THE KITCHEN!
And that was where Muriel the giant squid found her one true love. A house elf named Dobby.
Unfortunately, Dobby was shallow and self centered, and only fell in love with Muriel's countless beady black eyes, and her long dark tentacles.
Later on, Dobby found an airheaded house elf, just as beautiful as Muriel, with only half of the commitment.
She was crushed.
Her love had abandoned her for that hussy, Charlotte.
So she came up with a plan to get back her love, she would make him jealous by dating another guy.
To bad she wasn't thinking clearly at the time, or else, she would have chosen someone other then the Harry Character.
But Dobby never looked back, and Muriel stayed with Harry for the rest of her life, attempting to win him back.
THE END
Now, wasn't that dumb?
The lesson of this story, is, inter-species relationships rarely work out, but hey, if they work for you, go ahead, and make that dream a reality.