I couldn't resist it! I have redone small parts of the last chapter to make it more grammatically correct, but nothing really Plot-changingly important. Or sentence-changingly important, for that matter!
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Disclaimers, warnings and summary in the first chapter. This chapter is dedicated to SITboyShippou, for reviewing all of my fics and for being a cool dude!
Happy Halloween, My Dear Marauder.
Chapter Three, The Morning After.
Severus Snape, aside from the occasional threesome with Remus and Sirius, was usually a reserved man with a sense of what was right or wrong. And he knew that waking up in bed with Hermione Granger was wrong. Very, very wrong. And, if he could make his hands stop stroking her in such an intimate way for even a second, he could rectify that. Unfortunately, his hands refused to stop when it was making her moan in such a way.
Several hours later, he finally worked up the sense to stumble out of her bed... or he would if he wasn't handcuffed down.
"Miss, Granger, would you please remove these damnable handcuffs from my – is that a black leather corset?!"
"Mmmm? Oh, the corset, yes, I conjured it last night. I didn't know you were into the kinky dominatrix thing, Severus." She said politely, rolling over and curling into him. He closed his eyes, deciding to ask later how she managed to conjure a corset... along with many other questions about this whole disturbing incident.
He glanced across at her muggle clock to see that it was, in fact, late afternoon.
"Miss. Granger, please, it is nearly four in the afternoon, and I am quite hungry, could you please release me?"
"Hungry, you say?" Her eyes held a strange twinkle, and Severus suddenly felt very, very naked. That could be because he was naked, and she was looking at him like he was a four course vegetarian meal. Hermione rolled over a bit more, before sitting up and straddling him. "Now, now, we can't have you going hungry, can we? I will be back in a minute."
He watched in shock as she stood up, yanked on his t-shirt, and left, whistling happily, despite that she was wearing a t-shirt that was so short she didn't even need to bend over to show her bare, very scrumptious arse, and her bare breasts were pressing their erect nipples to his t-shirt so... She'd have probably been better going naked.
"Hi Harry, Ron... err, everyone." Everyone grunted in greeting, not bothering to look up.
"Hermione! We didn't expect to see you at all today, we figured you were doing your homework. Have you seen Sn... ape…" Harry had turned around on the last word. He looked at his (unbelievably sexy) friend in shock. "Err..."
"Yeah, Severus is handcuffed to my bed right now. I was just getting us food, have you seen the whipped Cream." She asked pleasantly. Harry pointed, open mouthed, and grunted a bit in the direction of one of the cupboards. "Thanks. See you later... tomorrow maybe."
She walked out, whistling happily, ignoring the dumbfounded, drooling stares being sent he way. Even Ginny and Tonks had to admit that was incredibly sexy.
"Anyone fancy listening in?" The other men were too catatonic to even hear Sirius, who pouted a bit about being ignored, before dragging Remus upstairs... this was only supposed to have been a coffee break, anyway.
Hermione slid into the room, smiling as she watched her lover struggle to get out of the handcuffs.
"Yeah, you can tire yourself out trying if you want to, they are magically sealed, the only way you can get out is with the key, which is downstairs."
"Bollocks." Severus sighed. He slumped back, but straightened as he felt something extremely cold being poured onto his chest – followed by a delightfully warm tongue lapping up the sticky substance he could only guess was Whipped Cream. Ah well, he'd been held prisoner in much worse... oh, very, very much worse.
"We're out of condoms." He sighed, about half an hour later, when she'd unlocked him, using the innocuous key on her dresser. Figures the brazen Gryffindor would lie about something like that... He'd handcuffed her down then, in punishment. She would be into this, wouldn't she. She'd even drowned out the sound of those two going at it next door, not to mention Harry and Charlie two doors down...
"Oh, who gives a damn. Screw me now!" She moaned out. How could he argue with a request like that?
Remus groaned. "I give up! We may be able to beat Harry and Charlie, but seriously, Siri, we cannot compete with Severus and Hermione. I swear, that girl deserves the award for kink! She was always such a bright, studious girl, figures she'd be a brazen, kinky dominatrix underneath!"
"Mmhmm, I'm so proud of her. Reminds me of someone I now, actually." Sirius smirked.
"Are you accusing me of being a brazen, kinky dominatrix, Sirius?"
"Who, me? Never!" Remus smirked at the look of fake innocence on his lovers' face.
"That innocent look would work a hell of a lot better if you weren't sprawled on my bed, naked and spread eagled with a massive erection and my lip gloss smeared over parts of you most people don't even know exist. Now, brazen, kinky dominatrix, was it?"
"Oh, yes, please..." Sirius moaned in response.
A/N. It has come to my attention that this chapter is nothing but shameless smut. Very good smut, if I do say so myself, but shameless smut all the same. I'm asking you to stick with it though, as the next chapter will be up (hehe!) very shortly, and it shall be nothing but good, clean humor. Yeah, laugh with me! However, they shall leave the bedroom, so there won't be as much smut, hopefully. An actually Plotline, possibly! I'm finishing this in the next chapter or two, then I shall do a Christmas sequel. Bet you can't guess the name!
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