Hello! I'm baack!

I've begun to realise that I actually quite love this fic, and it's come very far from the point, which was a stupid slashy one-shot for halloween. Also, the slash is going to die down for a few chapters, while we focus on our darling Hermione! This doesn't mean I'm going off focus – this IS a Sirius/Remus fic, I just need to sort out where Hermione and Severus are going. THEN, well, then I can promise you a fantastic treat in the form of Sirius and Remus.

Now, the big question, should I take advantage of the Werewolf situation and get anyone else pregnant? I'm just imagining the look on Ron's face if he were to find out that his dear little sister was pregnant with Neville's kid, hehehe…Evil face

I'd like to warn all you little kiddies out there that there is a lot of swearing in this fic. I do apologise for that, but I have a Hugh Grant thing going at the moment, which includes a lot of swearing.

Chapter 5, Fuck!

"You have got to be kidding me! Are you seriously suggesting that I'm… that I could be… I'm pregnant?"

"You're WHAT!"

"Oh, fuck…" Hermione moaned, watching her lover (the father of her child…) as he paled increasingly further than she'd ever thought imaginable, standing imposingly in the doorway.

"Severus… hi, um, I thought you were sleeping…"

"Don't give me that sheepish crap, miss, and tell me the truth. Are you pregnant, Hermione? With my –"

"Of course it's yours! Who else could it possibly be? Lavendar? Parvarti? Cho? Or did you forget you're my first – my ONLY – male lover!" Hermione cried angrily, feeling the intense need to cry. Severus was pissed off. Oh, he was so very, very pissed off.

"So… so you're actually… pregnant?"

"Well… I'm not sure, actually. Remus is pregnant."

"Good Lord, Lupin, do you have no sense? I assume everyone else knows about this, or have you left them to get themselves pregnant, as well?" he sighed. "Well, Hermione, why don't you do the test?"

Hermione nodded, and pulled her wand out with shaking hands. She waved it over her abdomen, quitely whispering soft words.

"It will be ready in a few minutes. For now… who fancies a game of Scrabble?" Hermione instantly whipped out a board from the bedside table, and they settled down to play the game.

"Umm… ONLY" hermione smiled, placing the small disks down over the star in the middle of the board.

"LAZY" Sirius placed, with a smile.

"OTHER" Remus followed triumphantly.

"Hmm... HAZEL!" Severus cried, placing a winning word.

"You know, that's a nice name for a girl, if we have a daughter. What do you think we should call a son?"

"Umm, Hermione, love, we don't even know that you are pregnant, and I need to get past the whole "pregnant" part first, before I focus on the baby names part."

"Yes, yeah, that's probably the best idea." Hermione sighed, looking slightly crestfallen, and also wuite shocked. It appeared the realisation she could be pregnant had actually hit her.

A few minutes later, Hermione felt a gentle tingling sensation.

"Test's ready!" They gathered around her, as her abdomen began to glow softly. Five seconds later, a light settled around her.

A clear light. Negative.

A/N This is short, but I thought it's good to leave it there. Now, what do you want to see in the next chapter?

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