Me: I'm sorry peeps if your experement wasn't chosen. I had nothing to do with it. A random adjudicator chose it.
Anime: His parents.
Me: And the lucky person was... Suitirios with 156!!!!! [Clapping]

(Oh, Daytime 11:05pm? Don't worry.)

I sigh, gripping the ceiling with my feet. I've been here for, what, two hours? Just 'hanging around', doing nothing, watching the kitchen below me. There's nothing to do, and no-one to be with. I pass the time by thinking about 156. My Girlfriend. I mean, come on! Just look at her! Perfect body, perfect voice, perfect personality, just, perfect. One of these days, I might ask her to be my mate, as soon as I get to know her more. Then there's my best friend, 014. She's a good friend, but she's too fast for me. My thoughts are interrupted when 199 comes in.

Great, the secret-finder(!) He made me 'fess up about 156. That's how we got together, with 014's help. Luckily I have some immunity to him. I keep still, hoping he won't notice me. He walks to the cupboard, gets something out then walks out. Phew! I walk to the wall and climb down to the floor. I walk out of the kitchen, looking for something to do.

"(Bored, bored, bored, bored, bored…)" I murmur, sniffing about. I look into a room and I see 192's back. Oh, Blitznack! If he sees me, he'll never shut up! First time I said hello, I couldn't get rid of him for 3 days!!! I jog by quickly, hoping he hasn't seen me. I check behind me. Phew! I continue walking.

I stop walking, smelling something. It's me! I stink! Oh, nuts! What if I meet 156?!? I glance at my shoulder. Ooh! This cut is starting to look nasty as well! I quickly make my way to the wash-room.

I shut the wash-room door; hoping no-one'll come in. No-one does, normally, except the girls. But they just come in to chat and put make-up and stuff on. Y'see, it's kinda rude to look at someone when they're bathing or taking a shower. I stand under the shower-head and switch it on.

Instantly hot water jets out of it, soaking me in seconds. I sigh in contentment. I sit down on my hindquarters, waiting a few seconds until I'm warmed up. I think I'm the only experiment so far who actually likes water. I gingerly place my injured shoulder in the main stream. I grit my teeth, pain stinging the raw flesh. Oh, I'm gonna' KILL Jumba!!! I grab someone's towel from off the rail, tear it into shreds with my teeth and wrap it around my shoulder. I hear the door handle turn. I look round to see 156 peer in. I freeze as she sees me. She may be my girlfriend, but I still won't let her see me bathing.

156 is exactly the opposite of me. She's 3ft tall; slim, with a curvy body; Earth-animal-blood red, except with sky blue patches on her stomach and under her chin. Her eyes are solid black with two eyelashes, the fur around her eyes being light pink. On her back, she has a large, even darker red patch of fur. Her ears are thin at the base, wider at the top, and her long antennae sweep over the back of her head. She has the ability to make and control fire. (Perfect for those cold Turo winters!) She starts as she sees me.

"Oh, 135! I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were in here! Sorry!" she stutters, backing out slightly.

"Oh, nonono, don't worry about it!" I stammer, turning the shower off. "It's alright." I pause, thinking what to say. 'Do you want to join me?' comes to mind. "In or out?"

"Oh, in." she says, slipping in.

There's an awkward silence. She sees my crudely bandaged shoulder.

"Oh, 135!" she says, walking over to me, concern on her face. "What happened?" A thought occurs in my mind.

"It's nothing…" I say, turning my head away, keeping my eye on her. She puts a finger to the side of my jaw, gently pushes, moving my head so that I face her.

"What is it?" she asks patiently, waiting for my answer.

"It just a scratch during training, that's all." I say, sounding like I don't want to talk about it.

"Hmm…" she says, sounding un-convinced. I hold my breath, wondering if she'll do it. "If you're sure." She says finally, smiling. She walks to the side of me. She puts her finger at the top of my front spine and slides it down the edge. I shiver happily. Ohh… That's good… I love it when she does that. Therefore, I put on the routine. And BOOH-YEAH! Like a charm!

"Stand back, please." I warn her. She backs off against the wall and then I begin to shake myself off. Oh, man, is that good! Everyone 'aught to try it. I look back up at her, feeling refreshed, to see 156 wet, feeling, er, wet. I keep my mouth shut as a sheepish smile appears on my face. She looks at me, frowning. Oh, Blitznack! I can't help it! I bite my lip, sniggering. She grins back, then laughs as well. Before we know it, we're laughing our heads off for no reason.

"Wh-why are we laughing-ha-ha?" I ask through gasps, looking to her.

"Hai-I ha-ve no idea!" she giggles, shaking herself off. "But wh-who care-sa-haha!" Ahh… That's why I love her. Her sense of humour(!)

"Smile!" I hear from the door. I turn, a bright light flashing in my eyes. I snarl, blinking away the dots. I turn to see 014 grinning at me, holding a camera. "This one's going on the notice board, entitled 'Washroom giggles'!" she adds, before jogging away.

I look at 156.

She looks at me.

There is a brief pause.

We burst out laughing again.

Well?