Jimmy idley doodled on the blank page of the notebook before him, completely rebuffing the command given from Miss Fowl to take key notes from the chapter in the text book she was reading from. He had surpassed failing to know the chapter topic by forgetting what subject they were studying. He glanced up at the chalkboard, hoping to catch an aiding hint, but it was still cluttered with month-old announcements and equations and problems unbefitting to their sixth grade class.

He stared down at his paper again, his apt boredom slaked slightly as he watched the tip of his pen leave a smooth trail of blue ink behind, connecting and crossing with other lines until a rough sketch of a faceless teacher being fed to blood-thirsty Gorlockians was visible. But even wild fantasies were not enough to capture his interest for long. He dropped the pen onto his desktop with a slight clatter and rested his jaw upon his open palm.

Looking over Cindy's shoulder, Jimmy could just make out the school playground. Compared to the misery that was the never-ending school day, even the whimsical activities ment for the younger students seemed appearling. The swings swayed in the light spring breeze, mocking him in his captivity.

"Shut up," he muttered into his hand, arching his stiff back.

Cindy seemed to have heard him; she turned her head and curled a lip at him. "You say something, Nerd-tron?"

Jimmy sighed heavily, eyes drooping in the afternoon heat. "I said you are a bitter, self-concious little witch with bad taste in pants."

Cindy scowled darkly at him but, after glacing behind him at Miss Fowl as she made her way down the desk aisle, turned back to the three pages of notes she had already dutifully taken to add on some other little tidbit that she most likely knew already. Jimmy continued to stare, both too lazy to turn his eyes in a different direction and strangly facinated at the way she mouthed what she was writing.

As was the strange sense with the majority of humans, Cindy could feel him watching her and once more spun her head around to glare at him. She mouthed, "What are you looking at?"

Jimmy thought it ridiculous of her to ask when she perfectly well knew the object at the end of his line of vision, elsewise she wouldn't have glowered nastily. He didn't have the energy or will to lift his head from his hand, though, let alone start an argument, so he simply and honestly mouthed back, "You."

Cindy blinked, both surprised and confused at this blatent truth. After a moment or two of gawking she turned back to her notes, making several incorrect starts and needing to scribble them out before continuing, leaving bright pink marrings amidst her immaculate lines of neatly-printed notes. He watched the words emerge from the point of her rapidly-moving pen, successfully obtaining the subject-matter of their torturous lecture: the Revolutionary War.

Smiling at this minor victory, Jimmy turned to a fresh page in his notebook – one free from educationers' gruesome deaths – and began to scrawl out a brief summary of the eighteen books and four video documentaries he had read and seen about the war. He ironically thought of how much more detailed his diluted version would be than what Miss Fowl was spewing out and far more than would be necessary for any test. Good grief, how he loved elementary school.

Jimmy cringed with the rest of the class when the overhead speaker screeched and crackled to life. He automatically looked up at the electronic box as the principal's garbled voice strained through.

"Miss Cynthia Vortex, would you please come to my office right now."

Cindy was not nearly as concerned as her already-whispering classmates were and shrugged nonchelantly as she walked sleepily to Miss Fowl's desk, accepting the hall pass without complaint. As she passed by him, Jimmy stared enviously at the Get-Out-Of-Hell-Free pass in her hand. Had the offer of passing "Go" and collecting 200 dollars applied, he would he vaulted over his desk and jumped her for it.

Jimmy turned to Libby, talking softly over the rest of their classmates and Miss Fowl trying to quiet them down, "How'd she get so lucky?"

Libby shrugged, looking at the classroom door as it swung shut questioningly. "What's Willoughby want, I wonder?"

Jimmy was unable to answer this. He too looked at the door before his attention was grabbed by the clock face: still an hour and seventeen minutes until the bell would ring, signalling their release until Monday morning. He sighed and turned back to his notebook after watching the second hand make a revolution around the slightly illuminated face. After what should have been not only the rest of that Friday but well into the next as well, Jimmy looked up again: 48 minutes remaining – though Cindy's desk had not yet been returned an owner.

The minutes seeped by, bleeding together until the remainder of class had been spent, and still Cindy did not return. It was against his better judgement and will that Jimmy began to worry. He glanced over at Libby, who was expressing her similar concern physically: she was chewing on what remained of her fingernails and staring aptly at the door, as if willing it through mind power to open and reveal her best friend.

As the final, liberating bell rang, Libby lept up and sprinted for the door, barely snatching her bag up in time. Jimmy followed, his shorter legs making it a more difficult to keep up. The pair didn't have to travel far, fortunatly enough for the young genius, as Cindy was slumped on the ground in front of her locker, one leg bent and head lolling against her chest.

"Cindy!" With her state of anxiety given a solid reassurance, Libby was nearing a complete basket case. She slid to her knees next to her friend, but seemed afraid to touch her. She gingerly placed a hand on Cindy's shoulder as Jimmy came up behind panting.

"Cin?" Libby tried again, shaking her gently. This, combined with the stomping of dozens of pairs of feet that had begun to pour from the classrooms lining the hall, roused Cindy. Libby let out a breath; even Jimmy was surprised to feel a strong sense of relief.

With a groan, Cindy lifted her hands up and clutched her head. "Owww – what happened?"

"That's what I'd like to know, girl!" Libby growled, her trepidations from the past hour able to come freely with the knowledge that her friend was breathing. "What happened to you!"

Cindy winced and folded her legs against her chest, eyes clamped shut as a blockade against the glaring flourecent lights. "I don't know. I – don't think I ever made it to the Willoughby's office."

Jimmy's focus was not upon Cindy but instead a small paper sqaure that had fallen out of her clenched fist as she had instinctivly reached for her throbbing head. He crouched down and picked it up between two fingers. Cindy's flimsy purple hall pass had been crunched around the item of Jimmy's interest; he carefully peeled it away from the thick, yellow paper. The two-by-four inch cardstock rectangle had been immaculately folded three times over itself, creating eight little squares. Upon it were some well-thought and rather sinister words that merited some planning.

On cue, Sheen and Carl clawed their way through the flowing crowd of students eager to be home and joined the small party as Cindy was unsteadily clamboring to her feet with the aid of Libby. Jimmy melted smoothly into the passing current, calling over his shoulder, "Come on, guys."

Carl seemed ostracized at the suggestion of worming his way back through the masses, but Sheen immeadiately picked up Jimmy's tone. With an acrobatic leap over the half-risen Cindy, he shouted, "Huzzah! Adventure once more befalls ours group of misfit adventurer-ers!"

"Sheen, you said '-er' twice," Libby commented, supporting much of Cindy's weight.

"And nothing's happened yet," Carl added, on tiptoe trying to skirt the people that threatened to knock him off balance. "How can something befall us if we don't even know what it is? And Jimmy might just decide to skip this one… maybe… I hope… well, he could!"

Cindy was not oriented enough just yet to scoff at anything. Jimmy simply chose to remain silent as he fell back to help half-carry her.


A/N: I was hoping to make this chapter longer, but it seemed to like where it was at this, and I knew if I tried to fight what the chapter wanted I would go on forever and progressivly make it worse. Never fight the chapter. Hope you enjoyed, and many thanks to those who reviewed last chappie!

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