DISCLAIMER: I don't own any character in Gossip Girl, or the Versace, and Jellybelly names. I do own Lisa though!
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"Whoa man, I am so high!" mocked Lisa Jellybelly. Yes, as in the famous candy! It was awful that people made fun of her because she wasn't a stick figure, behind her back of course. She was 5'10, and weighed 120 pounds, no stick figure? But her surname definitely got her into New York's finest clubs and restaurants. The person she was referring to was Nate Archibald, the most gorgeous guy in the whole world! "I smoke pot, sleep with gorgeous bimbos, and still pass my calculus exam! All in a cashmere sweater!" Lisa couldn't stand Nate! I mean she really wanted to jump his bones, but she hid that desire with her mockery.
Nate walked into the street and got hit by a cab. "Oh NO! NATE!" Lisa ran to his side and shook him. He woke up. "WOAH that was so cool man!" Nate exclaimed.
"Oh my gawd! Nate! You almost died just now!" said Lisa "I did?" asked Nate
"Uh--- yah! I'm serious, you need to get help!" said Lisa.
"Well I'm not doing anything right now… and my parents are on Booba Looba island the whole year, so do you wanna come over?" asked Nate
Lisa thought. Man this is the perfect opportunity to get exactly what I want from Nate Freaking Archibald!
"Uh, sure, what do you have in mind?" asked Lisa
"Well, I dunno we could like jump in my shower and use some really expensive bath oils" said Nate
"Ok!" said Lisa
Lisa and Nate walked into Nate's really nice apartment that was more like a big rapper mansion. Lisa thought Well I might not get to do this ever again! She took off her Versace dress and threw it at Nate. All she was wearing was a black lace bra, and lacey boy shorts that cost one thousand dollars. "Whoa! You sure are hot" said Nate. "Can we have sex?"
"Sure!" said Lisa
Nate had already gotten down to his silk boxers. He slowly walked over to Lisa who was still in her expensive lingerie.
"I've wanted to do this my whole life" said Lisa
"I've wanted to do this since 10 minutes ago!" said Nate
Lisa unclasped her bra and her milky white breast popped surprised Nate. She slowly took off her underwear to reveal a precisely waxed you-know-what. Nate took of his silk boxers to reveal his wooden bat. Lisa pushed him onto the couch and started to kiss her way down his body. "Oh, Lisa." Said Nate.
"Are you read?" she said "Ready as ready can be," said Nate.
Lisa positioned herself over Nate's member. She slowly let herself onto it and slowly started to rock back and forth, around and around. "Oh, Oh, Oh!" she started to whimper
"Lisa, oh, Lisa!" groaned Nate. Lisa's body started to get hotter; she felt a burning shoot up throughout her whole body. "AHHHHHH!" she screamed.
Lisa and Nate lay in each other's arms. "That was amazing," said Nate.
Just as Nate and Lisa started getting ready for another round, they heard the door open. "Oh shnizerwinkle!" said Nate! But the person who walked in the door wasn't Blair, or Serena.