Author's Note: I promise it'll get more interesting in the future. For the time being please R&R!
Link And the Land of Great Significance
Chapter 2: A Strange and Foreign Land
"So this is the bright young, snoogley-chapper, that has come to our town on this delightful day," said Yiglop the town mayor, of Opal Spyre, as he pumped Link's hand fervently.
Link gasped, as he withdrew his hand from the mayor's hold. His breathing eventually became normal again, as he inspected his hand. His exhaled deeply, as he noticed his hand was a bright purple now, and quite shriveled from the man's grip. The thought of grabbing both of the beefy hands of the mayor, and squishing them with a jackhammer, appeared to Link. It seemed quite appealing at the moment, but he dismissed the thought, and feigned a smile.
The town mayor quickly turned from his new acquaintance, and addressed the purple-robed man next to him.
"Ahh, Peter I am glad that you could join this meeting today. If you would be so good to introduce this foreigner to me, I am glad to say I would be sufficiently happy today."
Peter, the town seer, than turned back to Link, and presented him to the town's authority figurehead. He took a long while showing off Link's prized short sword, as if to acknowledge Link's superior swordsmanship.
"Well Mr. Yiglop, this is the young opligilly-jiggnipper, Sir Link, of the foreign kingdom of Hyrule,' Link choked, and turned to another direction to cough, as he heard the man address him as sir, 'He has come to our great land, of great significance on a quest it appears, as he has told me in our recent talks."
"Oh and what quest may that be, young snappily dopper?"
Link felt like an old petrified elderly man, as he opened his mouth to speak. He almost felt ancient, considering he hadn't talked to any real intelligent beings, in the last eight days, until meeting the town folk of Opal Spyre only yesterday.
"Well a quest, I guess. I'm not really sure what kinda' quest. But a quest. All I remember is arrived in this stran-, I mean beautiful land, yesterday, and not remembering a single thing of the quest I was assigned. All I do happen to remember is the name of a place I am supposed to travel to. The House of Great Priority I think."
After hearing the last words, the mayor's face changed from an extremely bored expression, to one of great interest in the conversation.
"Oh, the House of Great Priority you say? Well it must be oh so important, as there is a delightful, just delightful crimson-eyed Juggly Gipper, inhabiting the place. I wish you great luck, on you journey then. I must be going, buh-bye!"
And with that the mayor left. Turning back toward Peter, Link asked him what a Juggly Gipper apparently was, considering he was unaccustomed to the local speak of the town.
"Oh just a minor obstacle of course," replied the elderly man with as little fear as possible.
The next day, Link got up early to leave the village at a head start, before the sun appeared in the east. He had been directed the previous night, that his destination was but only north of the town, 8 days travel.
After an excruciatingly painful walk up and down several knolls, and hills Link dropped to the ground, trying his best to take in as much air as possible. As he forced himself back onto his knees, the bushes behind him shook, and five figures strode out behind him. Although incredibly tired, he turned his head to gaze at the new strangers.
Each was what appeared to be five one-foot tall beings, dressed in platinum-color, sparkling jump suits. With small, thin helmets, that had wide tinted visors.
"WE ARE THE GERO GERO RANGERS! WATCH IN AWE, AND SURPRISE POKOPENIAN AS WE SHOW OFF OUR INTRODUCTORY GERO DANCE!"
Link's jaw dropped. Not more bizarre inhabitants. Oh please not more weirdos, and wack jobs. The townspeople were already weird enough with their weird local dialect, peculiar houses, and even stranger dress.
The so-called "gero gero rangers," then hopped upon each other into a three man base triangle, all the while spinning in circles, doing flips, and singing joyously in a strange language. Before the group could continue, Link drew his sword intent on stopping peculiar sight. As he was about to charge, the group, a loud, thundering sound erupted, and a great shadow appeared above the gero gero rangers. Suddenly a humongous rock came down on the group, squishing them beyond recognition. Gazing up, Link gasped in disbelief. In fact the massive rock, wasn't a massive rock but a gigantic stone golem.
"gasp why...me?"