They arrived at the scene to find it to be a mess; the museum was in shambles. It appeared to have been done by explosions, huge ones at that. "Are you sure this is a museum," Beast Boy said, "'cause I think someone has bad taste in art."

"Not again," Cyborg said as Beast Boy finished his lame joke.

"So, who do you think did this?" Frylock asked.

"Looks like the work of Le Blanc," Robin said. "Let's split up: Star, Cyborg, Frylock, come with me; the rest of you follow Raven." They split up into their representative groups and headed off to find Le Blanc.

"Why do you get to be the leader?" Beast Boy asked Raven.

"Because I'm smarter than you," she told him.

"See that, why can't you accept my abuse like that Meatwad?" Shakey asked.

"That's because you always hit me and threaten to staple my mouth shut with skewers," Meatwad told him.

"Let's go," Raven told the others as she headed off. Later, they arrived at the world famous painting called the Scream.

"What the hell is he screaming about?" Shakey asked.

"I think it's 'cause he saw Raven in a good mood," Beast Boy said as he looked over to see Raven glaring at him.

"Wasn't this made by Thelonius Monk, the guy with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder?" Meatwad asked.

"That's a TV show," Beast Boy said.

"I've got a great idea," Shakey said as he pulled a sharpie from his person and drew something on the art work.

"What is it?" Raven asked.

"It's Sinbad performing live," Shakey said.

"It makes sense to me," Raven said. Behind them was something getting closer to them. It was right behind them, breathing down on Raven. "Beast Boy, stop breathing on me," Raven said.

"It wasn't me," Beast Boy said, defending himself.

"If it wasn't you, then…" Raven was interrupted by a snarling sound. The four of them turned around to see a Hellknight standing behind them.

"Oh my God," Shakey exclaimed, "do you know who that is?"

"Maybe we should've thought ahead about this," Raven said.

"It's Rafael Palmiero!" Shakey exclaimed.

"Who?" Meatwad asked.

"You know, he's the infielder for the Baltimore Orioles," Shakey said. "He's been taking a lot of steroids."

"You're right, and his breath smells too," Meatwad said, "he needs to brush his teeth."

"I already told you that plaque is a figment of the liberal media. It's all a conspiracy to make you use awful tasting pastes to rub in your mouth." The Hellknight roared at the quartet. "Maybe I was wrong."

"What should we do?" Meatwad asked.

"We'll take it from here," Raven said. She and Beast Boy went to attack the Hellknight but it was faster and knocked the two to a nearby wall.

"You know, you're a real jerk, y'know that Rafael?" Shakey said. "Come and get some!" The Hellknight turned to him, picked him up, and squeezed him. "Maybe…we…could…talk…some…more," he said in gasping breaths.

"Y'know you used to be a good person Rafael," Meatwad said. "Violence never solves anything man." The Hellknight stomped on Meatwad and flattened him. "Maybe, violence isn't such a bad thing," he said after the Hellknight lifted its foot up.

"Hey, pick on somebody of your own size," Beast Boy said. The Hellknight turned towards Raven and Beast Boy; they shrieked and held onto each other. "I said, 'someone your size'," Beast Boy said.

The Hellknight came closer when a baseball bat knocked it down. "That's for taking steroids," Shakey said and he hit him again. "And that's for lying about not taking steroids."

"Can I try?" Meatwad asked.

"Sure, knock yourself out."

Meatwad picked up a bat and started hitting the Hellknight. "That's for talking through 'The Fugitive,' 'Schindler's List,' those Jackie Chan movies, 'Boogie Nights,' and both of the 'Nutty Professor's.' It was pretty funny in the first 'Nutty Professor' when Klump was Fatzilla and he farted and…"

"Whoa, whoa; now's not the time for scatological humor," Shakey interrupted.

"I'm sorry; I just got carried away."

The Hellknight appeared to be unconscious and Beast Boy said, "That was close." He and Raven saw that they were hugging, they screamed and separated. "That was gross!" Beast Boy exclaimed.

"Tell me about it," Raven said.

"I didn't know you were boyfriend and girlfriend," Shake said sarcastically.

"WE'RE NOT DATING!" Beast Boy and Raven said together. They looked at each other in awkward silence and they calmly chuckled. A call came in on the communicator; Raven answered it.

"What is it Robin?" she asked. "Is it LE Blanc?"

"It's much worse; you guys better get over here right now," Robin said.

She put the communicator away and said to the others, "We better get going."

"If you two want to find a place to make-out, we can go ahead of you and help out," Shakey said.

"Why don't you shut the hell up?" Raven exclaimed as she stomped off.

"Geez, what's up with her?" Shakey asked.

"She's always like this," Beast Boy said.

"Well you would know."

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"Nothing," Shakey said as he and Beast Boy followed Raven. Shakey turned around and called Meatwad. "Meatwad, get your ass in gear!" he exclaimed.

"Just a minute," he said as he picked up the baseball bat and hit the Hellknight again. "That was for canceling the 'Wayan's Brother's'; that was a good show. Let's not forget Kazam too."

"Meatwad!" Shakey exclaimed.

"I'm comin'," he said as he dropped the bat and followed Shakey.