This is partly inspired by karone-sakura, and cause I really wanted to do anotha one of these, but I was afraid it would get chucked off again! (growls at thought of last spoof gotten rid of)

AND THIS IS DEDICATED TO EVERYONE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT APPEAR IN THIS!

V; you mean yourself?

Me; NOOO! BUT YOU SHALL BE COMING WITH MEEE! WHEEE!

V; AHHH! NOOOO! LEEEVMEEE OUUTTA IIIIT!

Me; NOOOOOOOO! WHEEE!

Just a warning, and shall make no sense… oh and by the way? I don't accept downright flames, to me and to my friends!

V; SHE BE NASTYYY! WHOO!

Me; YUP! Now read on peoples! YAAAY!

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LilManiac is hanging half off the lounge while V flips channels on the TV.

Suddenly… a flash!

"AAHH!" V screams.

"AHH YOURSELF! GET OFF MY FOOT!" LilManiac shrieks in the sudden darkness. They bounce around, hitting into walls before they can finally semi-see in the darkness.

"Where are we?" V asks, and LilManiac shrugs.

"Beats me. Looks liiike… a dark house"

"How did we… AHHH! A MONSTER!" V slams back into LilManiac and they both go tumbling to the floor. LilManiac squints, then hits V.

"THAT WAS YOUR REFLECTION YOU IDIOT!"

"Whoa?"

LilManiac points to an old mirror… where V had seen his reflection.

"WHERE ARE WE!"

"I DON'T KNOW!"

"YOU'RE THE NARRATOR ARENT YOU!"

"HOW CAN I BE THE NARRATOR IF IM HERE! GAH!" LilManiac whacks V, then gets up and peeks around the corner, seeing a dark hall.

"Scary"

"Yah!" V slams his hands down on LilManiac's shoulders, making her yelp.

"Stop scarin me! AHHH!"

"It's just your reflection" V mimics pulling a face, and LilManiac ignores him and steps out into the corridor. Suddenly… light!

And who should be standing there but all the Animorphs.

"Oh cool!" LilManiac jumps around, squealing in delight as V moans.

"Not this stuff again"

"OOOH! MAAARRRCOOOOO!"

"NO! THEY'RE NOT… oh wait, they are real! AHHH!" V yelps as LilManiac slams into her favourite Animorph, knocking him down.

"Who are you?" Marco asks, and LilManiac grins.

"I am your biggest… biggest… biggest fan!"

"Oh, okay then!" He picks her up and they have one big ole cuddle!

"LET MY FRIEND GOOO!"

"V BACK OFF! MINE!"

"I DON'T WANT HIM I WANT MY CHOCOLATE BAAACK!"

"IT WASN'T YOUR CHOCOLATE TO BEGIN WIIIITH!" LilManiac hides behind Marco as V tries to steal the chocolate from her.

"Kids, please" Jake mutters, looking at the two newcomers.

"Where are we?" V asks, the chocolate forgotten for a moment.

"In a big scary house with no way out!" Rachel snaps.

"OH NOOOOOOOO!" comes a wail, and then… karone-sakura pops up!

"KARONE! YAAY! HIII!"

"I DON'T WANNA BE STUCK IN A SCARY HOUSE!"

V grins and puffs his chest out "I shall protect you Karone!"

LilManiac pokes his chest, deflating it and making him cry out.

"Protect her from what? Her reflection?"

"What reflection?" LittleMidgett pops into the scene! She immediately attaches herself to Ax!

"AAAAX! I LOOOOVE YOOOOOUU!"

"WHAT ABOUT MEEEEE!" Mark wails as he pops up, sulking.

LittleMidgett looks from Mark to Ax, to Mark to Ax again.

"DON'T MAKE ME CHOOOOOOSE!"

"WHEEEE!" Tiamath thunders by, riding his minidragon, then vanishes again.

"What the?"GenesisDragon pops up, then shrieks and runs into a wall, knocking himself out.

"Well, that was smart" Karone-sakura snorts. Mark is now rolling on the floor, laughing his ass off.

"What the hell is going on? Who the heck are you people?" Rachel demands, and karone jumps over, grinning.

"What?"

"Hey, can you teach me some cool moves?"

"Sure" Rachel looks around, spots Mark still on the floor "We can torture him for a while"

"AAHH! NOOO!" Mark jumps up, running away from the two insane girls. V laughs insanely.

"HEY! THAT'S MY GUY YOUR LAUGHIN AT!" LittleMidgett goes and tackles V, who screams in protest.

"DON'T BLAME MEE! BLAME WHOEVERS NARRATING THIS!"

"DON'T LOOKIT ME!" LilManiac yells, then yelps when two someone's pop up beside them. It's Go-Ruden Kiba and his sister, Vixenrath!

Vixenrath grabs LilManiac, giving her a creepy stare.

"You actually read all of my story?"

"Uhhh… yah?"

"YAAY!"

"VIXY LOOKOUT!" The two suddenly run off with a big black blob chasing them. LilManiac blinks.

"Whoo, weird"

"HELP MEEEE!" V screams, and LittleMidgett chuckles evilly.

"NO ONE CAN HELP YOOOUUU!"

krazi little aus suddenly pops up, grins, then snatches LilManiac's chocolate!

"NOOO! GIVE THAT BAAAAACK!"

"I SHALL GO AFTER HERRR!" The Night Lord88 suddenly runs past, just as GenesisDragon wakes up.

He looks around and gets up.

"Super scary house?"

"Yup" aizxana says, rocking back and forth and grinning. GenesisDragon screams, turns around again, and slams into another wall!

"MY GOD YOU PEOPLE ARE ANNOYING!"

"SOMEONE GET THE NARRATOR!"

"OY! IT AINT MEEE! IM INNOCEEENNT!" LilManiac runs around, being chased by the rest of the Animorphs and her fellow authors.

"NEVER FEAR! GPSHAW IS HERE!" gpshaw jumps in, but ends up getting chased around, along with LilManiac.

"AHH! KILLER BABY!" Someone screams, and everyone else runs off, then there's a happy squeal and James runs after them in his walker!

"YEAH! SAVE YOUR AUNTIE JAMES!" LilManiac yells, then screeches as V knocks her over.

"YOU DIDN'T SAVE MEEEE!"

"YOU DIDN'T NEED IIIIIT!"

"What the… where am I?"

Everything stops… dead.

Slowly, everyone turns to see none other than Paul himself, looking around.

"What's he doin here?" Karone asks, and Mark shrugs.

V and LilManiac look at one another, then grin evilly.

"GET IM!" They both yell, and suddenly Paul screeches, turning to run, but ends up running smack-bang into a dead end.

Poor Paul.

They hit him, and then nothing can be seen of the tall Paul except flailing arms and legs.

"Wrench"

"Wrench!"

"Hairdryer"

"Hairdryer!"

"Hammer"

"Hammer!"

"Other things"

"OTHER THINGS! WHOOO!"

Then Paul gets up… AND HE HAS BEEN TRANSFORMED INTO A GIRL!

"NOOOO!" He yells, then disappears.

Suddenly everything spins, and everyone gets dizzy.

"Whoa?" LilManiac mutters… and suddenly… SHES IN A GUYS BODY!

"NOOOOOOOOO!" Mark wails, and LittleMidgett just laughs at him/her.

"AAHHHHH-oh wait…" V looks at himself, and Karone-sakura groans.

"Uh-oh"

"V YOU ATE ALL THE CHOCOLATE, DIDN'T YOOOU!

"YEEEEEES!"

Suddenly the flippy reversi world is back to normal, and, strangely enough, V is pouting.

"Awww! But I wanted to look pretty!"

"You can look pretty" LittleMidgett grins.

"Can I have a dress and pretty shoes and necklaces and bracelets?"

"And hair glitter and stuff for your hair and makeup and eyeshadow…"

"OOH! AND THAT BLUSHY STUFF!"

"WE CAN GIVE YOU A MAKEOVER!"

"NOOOOOOO! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAYYYY!" LilManiac turns and runs, screaming all the way.

"WAIIIIT FOOOORR MEEEEEE!" Mark yells.

"AND MEEEE!" Karone-sakura screeches as V and LittleMidgett continue to talk about Vs makeover.

"WELL HURRY UUUP! IM NOT GONNA BE IN THIS HOUSE AROUND THE SCARIEST THING HERE FOREVERR!"

"RUNNING!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"We can get you those pretty tie up shoes around the ankles…"

"Oh, can I have my face, like… covered in glitter?"

Oh the horror.

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I hope ya all liked!

Karone is sooo much better at this than I am!

V; WHEEEE! I GETTA BE ALL PREEEEETY!

Me; yes V, now gimme that sugar...

V; NOOOOOOO!

Me; ah well... bye!