"Goddamit, he's gone," Shake exclaimed as they returned to where the Hellknight appeared.
"Who's gone?" Meatwad asked.
"Rafael Palmiero; who do you think I was talking about, Michael Moore?"
"Naw, he'd be too hard to loose." Beast Boy and Raven appeared shortly after; Meatwad turned around to look at the two and said, "I knew it!"
"What is it?" Raven and Beast Boy asked quickly separating their hands away from each other.
"I knew you had candy on you," Meatwad said.
The two sighed with relief and Raven said, "We don't have any candy."
"Don't think I'm dumb, I knows when someone has candy; it's like a sixth sense."
"Six cents won't get this mystery solved," Shake said.
"What mystery?" Beast Boy asked. "A demon appeared right here, you guys beat it up, and it disappeared."
"Yeah, but the mystery is: where did Rafael Palmiero go?" Shake said indignantly.
"He owes me several dollars for lying to me," Meatwad said.
Beast Boy leaned over to Raven and whispered, "Are these guys retarded of what?"
"'Or what' is my question," Raven answered.
"We should look for clues," Shake said.
"What clues?" Beast Boy asked.
"Clues such as a used syringe or a bottle of pills or even an 'I beat the Yankee's and all I got was a stupid shirt' shirt. Anything that'll help us find Rafael Palmiero."
Beast Boy whispered to Raven, "Should we tell him that that was not Rafael Palmiero?"
"We'll let him figure it out on his own," Raven said.
"Look what I found," Meatwad said in the distance.
The other three rushed over to where Meatwad was. "What is it?" Shake asked.
"I found this statue of Rafael Palmiero," Meatwad said standing next to a Hellknight. Beast Boy and Raven were stricken with horror but Shake was filled with something else. Another Hellknight stood behind it. "I also found a statue of Barry Bonds."
"Meatwad those aren't statues," Shake said, "Those are actually Rafael Palmiero and Barry Bonds."
"Really? I didn't know I was standing next to greatness."
"They aren't so great, those steroid using junkies. Hey! Try playing without enhancements, you cheap bastards." The Hellknight jumped towards Shake and roared at him. "Maybe we could talk some more, if that's fine with you," Shake said.
The second Hellknight threw a fireball at the two Titans. Raven deflected it back and it hit Meatwad, cooking him slowly. "Mmmm, somethin' smells good," he said. Meatwad took a whiff of what smelt good and said, "Oh damn, it's me. Someone put me out, put me out."
Beast Boy transformed into a gorilla and took the Hellknights out while Meatwad was running around and Shake was laughing at Meatwad's disposition. Raven put Meatwad out and said, "I wonder what's up with them this time?"
"Isn't it obvious?" Shake said. "These baseball players have taken too many steroids and now they're trying to kill everyone who accused them of taking steroids. What's next: basketball players are gonna attack people just because they accused them of having sex with white girls? Are hockey players gonna attack people who say hockey sucks?"
"That much is true though," Meatwad said.
"Maybe I should explain this to you in layman's terms," Raven said, "Those things were not baseball players hopped-up on steroids, they were demons."
"Now just because they took steroids don't mean that they're condemned to Hell," Meatwad said.
"Yeah, where do you get off on that?" Shake asked.
"This is going to take longer than I thought," Raven said.
Before Raven could say anything else, two Pinkies spawned in front of them. "So are you gonna tell me that those are the baseball player's dogs, and they've been feeding them steroids?" Beast Boy asked.
"Maybe they do make a point Shake," Meatwad said.
"Quick grab what we came for and run," Shake said as he grabbed the Scream painting and darted off. Meatwad ran off behind him.
"I guess we'll have to take care of this ourselves," Raven said. She and Beast Boy took care of the Pinkies with one blow of their powers. "Now to get those idiots," she said referring to Shake and Meatwad. Her communicator went off and she answered it. "What is it Robin?"
"Those demons from before are back," he said. "You better get here as soon as you can." Robin turned the line off and so did Raven.
"Guess we better get goin'," Beast Boy said.
"First, let's take care of these idiots," Raven said pointing towards Shake and Meatwad.
