I don't own the Teen Titans or Gorillaz… blah, blah, BLAH!
By the way my friend was the one who told me that 2-D's name was Dullard… what a bitch j/k j/k (hugs) Oh, and I really love all of your ideas!
Ok when we last left our friend Beastboy he was in a jeep, traveling at nearly the speed of a plane, heading into a loop, on a highway… Gee let's see what happens!
Now! On with our story!
Feel Good Inc
Chapter 7: It's Part of My Collapse
The jeep climbed into the giant loop and almost didn't make it through. Beastboy continued screaming while Noodle was also freaked out.
Even though she had done this hundreds of times she could never get over Murdoc's crazy style of driving.
"Oh shit…" Beastboy thought to himself.
The car now went onto a bridge where the middle section of it was completely missing.
"Woahahaha." Muds laughed yet again.
They flew off the edge of the bridge and just as it seemed as though they would make it across… they fell.
The car finally landed on the ground without even a scratch. Amazingly, they had landed right in-front of the hospital.
"Ha! I love me short cuts." Murdoc said getting out of the car.
Noodle hopped over the side and looks back to see Beastboy once again rocking back and forth in his fetal position.
"No more bridges mommy, no more bridges mommy, no more bridges mommy…" he muttered to himself.
Noodle rubs his shoulder to get him out of it.
"C'mon BB, let's get this over with." She said
They walked into the cold hospital lobby and the doors slid closed behind them; grabbing a-hold of Beastboy's jump suit. It then gets tugged out of the door and snaps BB in the butt.
"Will you shut up green-boy! I want to go back to me winne (Winnebago) I've got women waiting." He said walking up to the counter with his hands in his pockets.
"Can I help you sir?" A young beautiful nurse asked.
"Why yes..." he laughed. "Maybe you could come with me back to me car and can do a little… OW!"
He wasn't able to finish his sentence, since the nurse slapped him across the face.
"Can we have an appointment to see the doctor please?" Noodle asked leaning over the counter.
"Of coarse miss." She began to type on her computer. "Name please?" she asked
"Noodle."
"I beg your pardon."
"Yes, my name is Noodle."
"I'm sorry but I need your real name miss."
Noodle began blushing from embarrassment.
(A/N: Noodle doesn't know her real name)
"Umm… could you put down Garfield Logan please?" Beastboy said walking up and putting him hand on Noodle's shoulder.
She tried to give Beastboy a smile, but it was hard to because everyone was starring at them.
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They sat in the waiting room for what seemed like hours. Then finally a man appeared from behind a door with a clipboard in his hands.
"Garfield Logan?" he called out.
"I guess that's us." Beastboy said putting down him magazine.
They walked into the doctor's office and they sat down on the long bed/chair thing. (A/N: Sorry but I don't really know what that thing is when I'm in there.: P)
The doctor walks into the room.
"Wow! I think we need to operate immediately! This boy is green!" he said dropping his papers.
"Dude, no! I'm normal or well… sort of, but anyway." He said waving his arms in the air. "We're here for something else."
"Oh, alright then what seem to be the problem?"
"Well we don't know, or we don't know yet." He gulped.
"I see… well have you two ever been tested before?"
"No" they replied
"Well then…" he walks over to a drawer, opens it and takes out two cups. "Please take these to the water closet (toilets) and give some sample of your urine please."
(A/N: This is how we do it in Norway.)
So they each walked into separate rooms to provide their sample. Noodle had no problem with heir's but Beastboy on the other hand…
Inside Water Closet:
"URG! I hate these things!" Beastboy thought to himself as he went into the cup. He filled it up all the way to the rim.
"Oh, maybe that's too much." So he poured a little of it into the toilet.
"Dammit! Now it's too little" so he goes again into the cup.
"… URG! Now it's too much again!"
Meanwhile:
"Well your friend is taking quite a while for a urine sample." The doctor chuckled
"He's my boyfriend." Noodle muttered.
Beastboy then walks into the room with a cup covered with yellow liquid. Then he shoves it into the doctor's chest.
"Here's your stupid piss!" he muttered stamping his feet over to a chair.
"Ok… I'll go analyze the results." The doctor said as he walked out the door.
"What happened in there?" Noodle asked
"I don't really wanna talk about it." Beastboy sighed.
"What the fuck? Why the bloody hell is there piss everywhere?" The slight sound of Murdoc's yelling could be heard from the water closet all the way to their room.
Beastboy just slouched down in his chair.
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The doctor finally came back with the results.
"Good news." He said "You both don't have any STDs and there isn't anybody on the way."
They both sighed with relief.
"Alright let's head back to Kong then." Noodle said.
Muds was waiting in the lobby for them.
"Finally! It's about time." He said getting out of his chair.
Then Beastboy's communicator starts ringing and he answered it.
"Beastboy." Robin's face appeared on the miniature screen. "We've got trouble, get back here ASAP! This is an emergency we-" he was cut off.
To be continued…
YES! My first cliff-hanger! lol… eh, sort of.
P.S. -And Conrad's to Bluebloodshot who was the first to actually notice that all of the chapters (except the first) all had lines from Gorillaz songs as the title!
P.S.S. - Hey sorry that I've been taking a while to update! But… I've actually got a lot of homework from my teachers! bangs head on keyboard jhyttyfc5rkif789