I want to claim one thing here is that I know that Fuhrer Bradley is a homonculus, but I tried to make him not like a homunculus. And thanks to my only one reviewer, 'C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only' for the last Chapter. Thank you!

Disclaimer: I wish I own Full Metal Alchemist, but of course I don't!

At the Alchemy café

Roy, Riza, Ed and Winry were now preparing for the grand party assignment that Fuhrer Bradley had just assigned. They were now using the military ground to held the party. Havoc, Fuery, Breda and Falman had come to help. During the preparation, something happened.

"HELLO EVERYONE! ARE YOU ALL TIRED?"

"Hughes!" They all exclaimed.

"Why do all of you prepare for this party but you don't call me to help?"

"Well…" They couldn't answer.

"Okay, I forgive you. But for feeling sorry that I am late, you have to take a look of my little Elysia! Isn't she really adorable?"

"Yeah… of course!" They all answered the same answer as they don't want Hughes to disturb them.

"Now I will help all of you. How's the work?"

"Nearly finished. Hughes, you come here is wanted to help only, right? So you better help us to decorate!"

"Okay!"

Then nine of them started to work. They worked very hard. Within a week, the work was finished.

"Yeah, finally finished. Full Metal Shorty! Come down and help me to carry this!" Roy said.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SHORTY, MIDGET, A LITTLE PERSON THAT YOU CANNOT SEEEEEEEEE!"

"I didn't say that… But you are really short!"

"WHAT!" Ed was really angry.

"ROY MUSTANG!" Riza shouted.

"What's that sweetie?"

"If you call Ed shorty again…" Riza didn't continue.

"What's that?"

"Then mind your head." Not only Riza said this, but also Ed and Winry.

"Okay then… I give up. Now please Ed help me to carry this. It is really heavy." Roy said carefully.

"Okay, I would like to help you."

Soon the work was done. They looked at it in surprise. They could really finish it in a week! So why do they think that it is impossible at first? Even they didn't know the answer.

"What about we go to the restaurant and celebrate?" Hughes asked.

"That's a good idea! Let's go now." Roy said.

They went to a café called Alchemy Café. All of them were surprised at first when they saw the name of the café. Then a familiar voice talked in front of them.

''Welcome, please-'' The master of the voice stopped when he saw Ed. His mouth dropped.

"Ed long time no see! How are you?"

"Just fine. How are you then Russell? And where's Fletcher?" Ed asked because he didn't see Fletcher around.

"He went to Alchemy Academy to study Alchemy."

"Oh, I see. Can we come in?" Ed asked.

"Of course! Welcome!"

"Hey guys, let's go now." Roy said and pushed Ed aside and walked in with Riza, Ed was angry, pulled Winry and marched in with her and transmuted his automail into a blade and said that he had to kill Mustang, after that Winry hit Ed with her the wrench that she carried for every minute. It scared the other customers. The rest of the gang can only sigh. They finally sat down at a table.

"So Russell, why do you call this café Alchemy Café?" Ed asked.

"Don't you notice?" Russell asked Ed.

"Nope."

"I will answer it." Roy stood up and cleared his throat. "Because in this café, all the things are done by Alchemy, am I right?"

"Yes, you are correct, and you can sit down. I will take your order now. What do you want?"

"I want Cappuccino!" Ed and Winry shouted.

"We want coffee." Riza said, pointing to Roy and herself.

"Then, what about the others?" Russell asked.

"All tea." Havoc said

"Okay."

"And add a tiramisu too. Riza wanted it." Roy said.

"Okay one tiramisu. Any more?"

"Yes, I wanted a slice of cheesecake!" Winry said.

"And five slices of chocolate cake please." Havoc said.

"Any more?"

"No."

"Okay, I will repeat it again. Two cups of Cappuccino, two cups of coffee, five cups of tea, one tiramisu, a cheesecake and five slices of chocolate cake. Did I miss out anything?"

"No."

"I will go and prepare it now." Russell said, and walked away.

"Full Metal, after we finished this celebration, we have to go back and check our things." Roy said.

"Of course we have to. Winry can help Riza." Ed pointed to Winry.

"Oh, I'd like to." Winry answered.

"I have to go back home and choose the dress for my little angel too!" Hughes said, and took out the photo of Elysian and started kissing it. The others can just watch.

"Lieutenant Colonel Hughes, can't you stop that for a moment?" havoc said, and lit a cigarette.

"Cigarette is bad for health Havoc, and please call me Hughes. We are off duty." Hughes said, and snatched the cigarette from his mouth and put it off.

"HEY!" havoc shouted.

"I agree with Hughes. And in this café, no smoking is allowed." Riza said pointing to a sign said no smoking.

"So bad…"

"Two cups of Cappuccino and two cups of coffee. The others please wait." Russell said and put down the drinks. At this time, Fletcher came back. Al was with him.

"NII-SANNNNN ! I AM BACK! Let me help you." Fletcher shouted.

"I am here too! Russell, I would like to have a cup of Cappuccino please." Al shouted.

"Al, you can sit with Ed, he's over there." Russell pointed to the table that they were sitting.

"Thanks." Al walked towards the table.

"Al, long time no see." Roy and Riza said.

"Oh, isn't that Colonel Mustang and 1st Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye? And even Hughes, Havoc, Breda, Fuery and Falman are here!" Al exclaimed.

"Hi Al."

"So how are you four?" Al asked Roy, Riza, Ed and Winry.

"DON'T YOU DARE TO ASK!" Roy shouted. He still cared about the night and the time that Al pretended know nothing about this.

"Oh… Sorry about this. I really don't wanna la" Al said, and cried.

"Al, why do you cry?" Ed asked.

"Well, I haven't cry for a long time, so I just want to ask."

Silence.

"Al, stop crying now. Remember to come to our wedding!" Riza said.

"Thank you, First Lieutenant Hawkeye."

"I should become the Fuhrer as soon as possible, then my beautiful fiancée or the wife of Roy Mustang will wear a miniskirt!" Roy said.

"ROY!" Riza shouted, pulled out gun, shot three bullets. The other customers shouted. Some of them ran out the café.

"Riza-chan, calm down." Winry tried to calm her down.

But Riza can't calm down. She's still firing. Winry sighed.

BONG!
BONG!
BONG!

The other customers shouted and screamed. Roy and Ed clearly heard that they sidy "Oh hell! The two women are crazy!" Roy and Ed were angry when they heard this. So the Flame Alchemist and the Full Metal Alchemist stood up and attacked the other customers. Roy snapped, and Ed transmuted his arm into a blade, swinging it as if to kill. At this time, Russell and Fletcher came out, holding the last order that they have made, but they were surprised at the scene. Riza lied unconscious on the floor. Winry holding a wrench. Al, Hughes, Falman, Fuery, Havoc and Breda ducked uder the desk. Ed and Roy, one was ready to snap his fingers and the other was going to kill somebody. The café was full of the bullet holes, burnt places and cutting. Their mouths dropped.

"WHAT HAVE YOU ALL DONE?" Russell shouted.

"We done nothing…" The six people which were hiding under the desk came out, and ran out of the café as quick as their legs can bring them.

"I just want to kill the people who said Riza's crazy. So I snapped." Roy explained.

"Me too. To kill people which said that Winry's crazy"

"Winry, why are you holding a wrench, and why Riza is on the floor unconscious?" Fletcher asked.

"She," Winry pointed to Riza. "Started firing when Mustang said that he after he become the Fuhrer, he will make her fiancée wear a miniskirt, so she shot him. I tried to calm her down, but she won't calm down, so Ihit her with my wrench."

"I want you all out of my café, and do not come back in a period of time." Russell said, and pushed them out.

End chapter 6

Phew. Finally finished. How do you think? The inspiration are gone! So if this is written badly, please forgive me. Finally, the last thing I want to say. PLEASE REVIEW!