A/N: Whoa...I'm soooo sorry for not updating lately, but I ran into an author's block that just won't leave! I'm trying to work through it, but if you have any ideas for this fic, please let me know! Thanx
Disclaimer: I'll never own DB/Z/GT and it's so sad...
Chapter 3
iPods For Everyone!
Goten turned off the TV and the trio headed off to another house. His two friends had gotten a head start, so he had to run to catch up.
"Hey, wait up, guys!" Goten called as he ran to catch up. Milk and cereal sloshed around in his giant bowl as he tried catching up.
By the time he had caught up, about half a cup had sloshed out. Trunks and Ian snickered at the site of their friend running along like that.
"It wasn't funny!" Goten crossed his arms.
"Yeah," Trunks said, "it was."
As the three walked on, a small black animal walked up to the spilt milk and began sniffing it.
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After about five minutes of walking and watching kids run by with bucket loads of candy, Goten decided he needed candy.
"I need candy!" He stated.
"Every kid needs candy, Goten," Trunks said.
"No, I mean I really need candy!" He said and little more persistent this time.
"Fine," Trunks gave in to his friend's wines. "We'll stop at that big house over there."
"Yay!" Goten shouted for all the world to hear.
The other two boys shook their heads.
The trio finally got there, knocked on the door, and chanted "Trick or treat!", all the man gave them were three small silver things the size of your wallet.
"What is it?" Ian asked as he looked it over.
"It looks like one if those things on TV..." Goten said thoughtfully.
"Oh! You mean the things with the big screen?" Trunks guessed.
"No, not those things...that's something else."
"It's not that? What about the one with the thingy on the back?"
"No, it has those things on the inside, or somethin'..."
"Is it-no, that's something else..."
Ian stared at the two as they continued trying to guess what it was.
"It goes in one of those things, right?" Goten asked.
"No, that's the smaller thing," Trunks corrected. "This is something else."
"It's bigger than the other thing."
"No, it's smaller."
"It does too go in that thingy or else why would that guy give us one!"
"To be nice, duh!"
"You guys, cut it out!" Ian held up a hand. "It's obviously something."
"He's got a point there," Goten said.
"OH! I'VE GOT IT!" Trunks shouted. "It's an iPod!"
Goten stared down at the silver thing in his hand. What on earth could he do with an iPod! (A/N: Oh! I wanna go there and get one!)
"Nah, it's an iPod Mini," Ian said. "The regular ones are bigger."
"Who cares!" Trunks said. "What am I s'possed to do with it?"
"I dunno," Goten said as he flipped it over in his hand. "Seems kind'a useless to me..."
"I guess we'll just haft'a throw it away, huh?" The older half-Saiyan suggested as they neared a trashcan.
"But I've bonded with it!" Goten cried.
"Fine," Ian said. "Trunks and I will throw ours away and you can burry yours."
That seemed to suit him so the two other boys threw their iPod Minis in the trash can (A/N: Mr. Trash-collector will be happy come tomorrow!). The trio walked along until they came upon a soft patch of soil.
"In the middle of the road?" Goten questioned.
Trunks and Ian looked at him like he was crazy.
"Who are you talking to!" Trunks asked while thinking what his Dad had said about Goten was true.
"Um...nobody?"
The older half-Saiyan rolled his eyes and the trio continued walking along. They somehow made a U-Turn and came upon the soft patch of soil that I was talking about. And no, it wasn't in the middle of the road.
"How'd we end up back here?" Ian asked.
"There's the soft patch of soil that the person wanted us to find!" Goten quickly dug a small hole and placed his iPod Mini in it. The two other boys looked at the younger boy like he was crazy. "And may you rest in peace."
Goten concluded the service with a quick song that broke the window of a nearby house and pushed the dirt back into a small mound.
Trunks was staring at him with wide eyes while Ian lay on the ground because he had passed out. The younger boy smiled at his half-Saiyan friend as Ian began to recover.
"I have some good news and I have some bad news..." Trunks stated as Ian sat up.
"What's the bad news?" Goten asked.
"You can't sing a lick," he said.
"Lemme guess the good news!" The younger half-Saiyan said quickly. "You just saved a bunch of money on your car insurance by switching to Gieco?" (A/N: Don't own Gieco)
"You've watched too much TV..." Ian said as he stood up. "So what's the good news, Trunks?"
"Well, at least some crazed fan girl in America isn't making us do all of this," he said with a sigh of relief. (A/N: That was close...)
"Where'd you come up with that one?" Goten asked.
"I have no clue. It's like some writer with nothing better to do is making me say all this."
"You guys are weird," Ian said. "I'm beginning to wonder why I started hanging out with you two in the first place."
"Because you had nothing better to do like the crazed fan girl in America who's probably not making us do and say all this?" Goten suggested.
"Sure. Let's go with that."
The group of three shrugged off the weird incident and began walking along in search of more candy for Goten.
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A/N: Ok, I'm sorry for the long wait, but like I said before, I've got a writer's block. But you can help! If you have any ideas for pranks/things that would cause chaos, please let me know in your review! I promise to give credit to those who help me out. Thanks and please review.
