Silver Youko: Hi everybody!!!!! Here's the next chapter I'm writing before my friends start yelling at me. That would be painful on my ears.
Hiei: STOP THE INHUMANITY!!!!!!!!
Silver Youko: Didn't I just say something about yelling? /shakes head/ Sigh NEVER!!!!! THE FANS WISH FOR ME TO GO ON!!!!!!!!
Hiei: You mean the 8 reviewers who are dumb enough to read this story?
Silver Youko: Stop talking about yourself that way, Hiei, it's hurtful.
Hiei: I'm not.
Silver Youko: Am I going to have to tie you to the ceiling above the C.F.H's room again?
Hiei: NO!!!! THAT CAT IS FROM HELL!!!!! HE'S EVIL!!!!!
Silver Youko: Hence the name, Cat From Hell!!!!! Now please do the disclaimer!
Hiei: grumble Fine. The onna owns nothing.
Ch. 3: No Way!!!! It Can't Be!!!!! Can It?
"Well, that was about it. Any questions?" Kurama asked in his polite way that he talks in.
"Yea, when do we get outta this hell hole?"
"SERENA!!!!!" Kila yelled. Then she started mumbling under her breathe. "I swear, you are such a baka kitsune."
"I'm sorry?" Kurama questioned, thinking he heard something that sounded an awful lot like 'baka kitsune'. (How right you are, Kurama. /gets hit with a shoe/ WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP ON THROWING SHOES AT ME?????!!!!!!)
"Oh, nothing! Nothing! Please continue!" Kila said, sweat-dropping at her slip up.
"Hn. (GASP!!!! HIEI COPIER!!!!) Nice going, dragon." Serena smirked.
"Oh, shut it, fox." Kila retorted. They continued walking on in silence until Yusuke spoke up.
"Sooo, how come I've never seen you around here before?" he asked since he was bored out of his mind. Wait, does he even have a mind? Nope. Didn't think so. Anyway, the girls hesitated to answer.
"Um.....we were home schooled!" Kila started.
"Uh.....we just moved here!" Serena responded. Realizing what the other had said, the girls quickly changed their answers.
"We just moved here!" Kila said
"We were home schooled!" Serena replied. Serena quickly covered Kila's mouth and continued. "We were home schooled and then when we moved here, the old lady we stay with decided that we should go to a regular school, like everyone else. Yea. That's it. Sure. Isn't that right, Kila?" She took her hand away from Kila's mouth.
"What?" she asked. Her foot was then promptly stepped on by Serena who you probably would imagine to be smiling right now, but was actually only sweat-dropping. That's it. "Oh. Heh heh. Yea, that's it all right. Heh heh. Heh......" she replied, glaring at Serena, who seemed unaffected by it. The guys were now drowning in their own sweat-drops. Well, all of the guys except for Kuwabara who was drowning in his own drool, as he is Kuwabara. And Kuwabara's an idiot. They kept on walking for a while longer before the bell rang, signaling school was over. The girls quickly thanked the guys and ran off. Well, actually Kila thanked the guys and Serena just slightly nodded. They just stood and watched the girls go.
"Well that was, um, interesting..." Kurama spoke after a long pause.
"No shit, Sherlock. But there was something off about those two, but I just can't seem to put my finger on it." Yusuke affirmed.
"Oh, come on you guys! They're just normal people like us! You should be nicer to Serena, since I'm going to marry her and all." Kuwabara said. Yusuke and Kurama just looked at each other then back at Kuwabara. Then they lost it. The two teens started laughing. Yusuke had slid down the side of the building (they're outside) and was on his butt laughing his head off. While Kurama being the gentlemen that he is, he had tried, oh had he tried, to not laugh but he couldn't. He started laughing. Not chuckling, laughing, this is very rare for Kurama, since he's only been known to chuckle. Poor Kuwabara. He's so delusional and everyone's laughing at him. I mean, even Yoko was laughing at him inside Kurama's head. Oh boy, was Yoko laughing. He was flat on his stomach pounding on the floor and he was even crying because he was laughing so hard. And Hiei, who just happened to be in nearby tree, had fallen out of it and was laughing his ass off.
"You couldn't even get a pillow to marry you, dumb fuck, let alone a girl who looks like that." Everyone turned towards the sound of the voice and there was Hiei who still had a tear in his eye from laughing so hard earlier and had been unnoticed by the others.
"Hey! You better not be after my 'Rena-chan, shrimpy!!!!!!!" Kuwabara shrieked. He looked off into the distance before jumping into a tree.
"Hn. Of course I'm not after her, but it looks like she's after you." Hiei replied angrily. Before Kuwabara could even utter another sound, he was being lifted up into the air by none other then Serena, Kila running up trying to stop her angered friend.
"DON'T YOU EVER, EVER CALL ME THAT AGAIN!!! MY NAME IS SERENA, NOT 'RENA, OR ANY OTHER NICKNAME!!!!!! NO ONE CALLS ME 'RENA WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!!!! AND ANOTHER THING, I AM NEITHER YOURS NOR ANYBODY ELSE'S!!!!! I DON'T BELONG TO YOU, SO STOP CALLING ME 'YOUR SERENA', CUZ I'M NOT YOURS!!!!!! NOBODY OWNS ME, YA GOT THAT???!!!! NOBODY!!!!!" Serena roared.
"SERENA, LET GO OF HIM, HE DIDN'T KNOW!!!!!" Kila shouted. Reluctantly Serena let go of the dumb fuck. Sigh Poor dumb fuck. He never knew what hit him. "I am so sorry! It's just Serena, well, she's never liked being called that. She prefers her whole name over a nickname. I apologize fo her, the poor misunderstood soul!"
"WHO'RE YOU CALLING A POOR MISUNDERSTOOD SOUL???!!!!"
"You, that's who I'm calling a poor misunderstood soul. Now apologize to him."
"Why should I? It's his own fault! He brought it upon himself!"
"Serena, I swear if you don't apologize right now, I'm...."
"You're what? Going to kill me? Ha! Fat chance! You couldn't lay a finger on me if you wanted to!" they continued on like this for some time, while the Rekai Tantei watched. Hiei had come down from his tree to look at the girls. Finally after a while, Kurama went to break up the potential fight, since Serena and Kila had started making violent threats to one anoher.
"Now, girls, violence is not the answer." Kurama calmly stated. The girls looked at him then blinked. Then they spoke simultaneously.
"Uh......yea, it is." And then they continued fighting.
"Bitch!" Kila yelled.
"Whore!" Serena cursed.
"Slut!
"Fag!"
"Asshole!"
"Oh yea? Well take this, NINNY MUGGINS!!!!!" (sorry, stole it from a movie. I couldn't resist! -) All of the guys twitched and sweat-dropped, thinking about how stupid that sounded but Kila looked offended.
"Gasp! That's it! You're screwed now!"
"Bring it on, ninny muggings!" Just as they were about to grab each other's throats, a pair of strong arms wrapped themselves tightly around each girls' waist, pulling them away from each other. Kurama and Hiei, knowing that this indeed was going to get bloody if no one stopped it, had grabbed the one girl's waist each. Hiei had grabbed Kila's waist while Kurama had his arms around Serena's.
"Now Serena, calm down. There's no need to fight." he spoke softly into the restrained girl's ear.
"Hn. Kila was it? You don't need to fight the other onna." Hiei did the same to Kila that Kurama was doing to Serena. The girls both looked at each other, nodded and then smacked their restrainers in the face, Kila slapping Hiei, and Serena slapping Kurama.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! RAPISTS!!!!!!!!!" They both shrieked. The two demons covered their ears, therefore letting go of their hold on their captives.
"Look! We're not rapists, humans! We were just trying to keep you two from becoming bloody pieces of trash on the sidewalk!" Hiei growled.
"Hey! Who're you calling a human, you bastard!" Serena retorted.
"Serena! Shut up! C'mon, let's go!" Kila grabbed her by the arm and started dragging her away. Hiei uncovered his ears to make sure that he wasn't deaf while Kurama rubbed his cheek.
"You know, I think we may have started off on the wrong foot with those girls." Kurama spoke, still rubbing his cheek.
"No, you think?" Yusuke stated. Just then, his communicator (is that what that thing's called?) rang.
"Botan, I'm not in the mood! What do you want?!" Yusuke snapped.
"Someone got up on the wrong side of the bed today! Well anywho, Koenma needs to speak to you right away! There's another mission for you and the guys! And be sure to bring Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara, ok?"
"Um....Botan, we're right here." Kuwabara spoke up.
"Oh. Hee hee! I knew that!" The cheery grim reaper laughed. Oh look, theguys are drowning in their sweat-drops again!
"Sure you did. Could you open a portal for us at the usual spot in the park?" Yusuke asked.
"Righty-o then! See you there!" And the connection was cut off. The guys walked over to the park where Botan was already waiting for them. They went through the portal and landed in Koenma's office. The pint-sized ruler had his back facing the others.
"Hey Koenma! We're here! Now what do you want?!" Yusuke retorted. There was no answer. "Koenma?" Koenma slowly turned around building suspense. Then he turned around completely showing himself with a squid on a stick.
"I love squid!" He happily said. Cue the anime fall. Which is what everyone, including Botan and Hiei did. Yusuke was the first to recover.
"IS THAT THE ONLY REASON WHY YOU CALLED US HERE????!!!!! TO SAY YOU LOVED SQUID???!!!!!" Yusuke yelled.
"No, I just wanted to tell you how much I love squid. OF COURSE THAT'S NOT WHY I CALLED YOU HERE!!!!! I have a new case for you, a rather important one might I add." Koenma said. Two screens came down in front of the Tantei. Each slide had a picture of a female demon and below each picture was some information on each girl. The first screen had a picture of a female dragon demon. She had long, black hair that was flowing down her back and had piercing blue eyes. On her back were big black dragon wings and a black dragon tail. She had pointed ears (kinda like Kuronue's) and wore a pitch black fighting kimono. The next screen had a picture of a female kitsune. She had silver, black tipped hair that was tied up in a high pony tail but had a few strand dangling in front of her eyes. She had hard, golden eyes that if you looked closely enough, were flecked with black. Atop her head was a pair of fox ears the same color as her hair and behind her, a soft looking fox tail, also the same color as her hair. She wore a white tunic (kinda like Yoko's) with black edging and a low cut neckline. Yusuke and Kuwabara had little heart eyes and drool coming out of their mouths.
"Who are those sex goddesses?" Yusuke sighed.
"Can I have their phone numbers?" Kuwabara drooled.
"Those, my poor delusional morons, are your next case. They were some of the best bandits in all of the three worlds. You see, they're somewhere in the Ningenkai in their human forms. I need you to find them and bring them back to me unharmed. I will decide what to do with them when they get here." The Rekai Tantei nodded. Kurama had been getting a closer look at the picture of the female kitsune. She had looked familiar from far away, but he couldn't remember from where. After the close-up, he immediately recalled who this girl was.
"Silver!" he quietly exclaimed.
SilverYouko: I'm so evil, giving you guys a cliffie like that!!! Bwahahahahaha cough hahahahahaha cough cough ha!
Kurama: But I wanna know what happens next!!!!!!
SilverYouko: Oh, hush Kurama! Now it's 'thank all the reviewers' time!!!!!!!!!
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emily: SEE???!!! I PUT THE !!!! HAPPY NOW???!!!!! And I'm not gonna stop doing that. It's so much funner to say 'no' when you plead!
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Kaoru: Or else what? You'll hurt me? Ha! Come on, Kaoru, I know you're one of my best friends and all, but the only way you could possibly hurt me is if hell freezes over. Glad you liked it!
SilverYouko: Welp, that was it!
Kurama: But I wanna know what happens! TT
SilverYouko: Then don't bug me so I can write the next chapter!
Kurama: Okbye!!!!
SilverYouko: grabs his shirt collar Oh, no you don't! Aren't you forgetting something?
Kurama: Oh yea! Please R&R so I can find out what happens next!
SilverYouko: Good boy.