What? Can You Say That Again?
A Danny Phantom FanFic
By WindWing
Disclaimer : Ok, ok…I think u all get the pic…there is NOOOOO way on Earth that I could EVER, EVER own Danny Phantom. So, whoever does own it, don't sue me, I am not claiming Danny Phantom…huh… sob...
Chapter 1 : Waking Up – Danny P.O.V
"Danny! Wake up! NOW!" - now, normally, when you here this you think of a mother yelling from all the way downstairs at her son while trying to make breakfast, wouldn't you? Well, in my case, this was my sister Jazz, right next to me, screaming through a mega-phone, placed right in my ear…translation…OWWWW!
"Jazz!" She laughed through the mega-phone at me and skidded out of the room. My ears were feeling fuzzy, but stupid me forgot about it and went to the mirror to check my reflection. I looked terrible. Even my ghost side looked terrible. Oh, right, well, you see I'm a halva, which is a half ghost half human and…Oh, you don't get it do you? Let me explain…
Fenton : Hi, I'm Danny.
Phantom : I'm Danny too.
Fenton : Bug off! I'm telling it!
Phantom : No way! I am!
Fenton : I am!
Phantom : Fine! Just don't miss anything out…
Fenton : I won't! Anyway…I'm Danny Fenton, and my annoying other side is Danny Phantom, my ghost side. I have black hair and blue eyes, whereas Phantom has white hair and green eyes.
Phantom : That was pointless…
Fenton : Shut it. I'm fourteen and I live with my mum, Maddie, dad, Jack, and sister Jasmine, A.K.A. Jazz. I have my two best friends that I've known since pre-school, Gothic ultro-recyclo-vegetarian Samantha Manson, and meat-head techno-geek Tucker Foley. My parents are totally into ghost hunting…I know, you think it's crazy, but stay with me, I'm being serious...seriously. Anyway, they made this freaky portal that can transport anyone into 'The Ghost Zone'. But, It didn't work when they tried to turn it on so they gave up. I looked inside of it and touched something that made it work! However, I was inside of it at the time…so my D.N.A got mixed with a ghost's-
Phantom : Yeah, Mine!
Fenton : shut iiiiit…
Phantom : Growl
Fenton : Anywho… so now I'm a halva. Half Ghost and half human. Now you know, I'm gonna go back to today…
I looked horrible! My hair was a mess, My eyes were covered in sleep-dust and my teeth REALLY NEEDED cleaning. I turned the tap…and…no sound. I stuck my little fingers in my ears to clean them…still no sound! I stared intently at the brass-coloured tap. Realization dawned on me…I was deaf! My pupils were pinpricks in my eyes. Grabbing my ears in desperation, I started to run in a circle in the bathroom screaming – well, I think I was screaming…I wasn't sure 'cause I couldn't hear…
Then my mum walked in.
"Danny! What are you doing? What's wrong?" I was too busy, I didn't realize she was there and obviously couldn't hear her. My mum being my mum, thought I was alright and left me.
Narrator's P.O.V
Jack walked into the kitchen as a confused Maddie sat down at the kitchen table with some coffee.
"Morning Maddie,"
"Morning Jack, hey, you were once fourteen, did you ever run around the bathroom screaming and pulling at your ears?" Jack took the question very seriously.
"No. Why?"
"Oh, no reason in particular…I just found Danny like that this morning…" Jack's eyes widened in despair and excitement.
"He's possessed by a ghost! I'm coming to save you my boy!" He shouted as he bounded out of the kitchen knocking over the dining table, as he did so, soaking Maddie withjust-boiled coffee.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Danny was still running around screaming. Suddenly, he stopped, as he had an epiphany. Jazz! "Jazz! I may not be able to hear if I'm saying this…but you're dead!" Danny spoke exaggerated-loudly through clenched teeth. Upon opening the door, Danny came face-to-face with his father.
"I'll save you! Die ghost!" Jack shouted triumphently as hedog-piled Danny.
A/N : What do ya think? Any good for a first chappy? I'm new at this, this is my first fanfic story, though I have written 2 Danny Phantom songfics. Plz check them out! They are 'Still Standing, My Guardian Angel' and 'Paulina Objection (Tango)' I might put a sequel to the second songfic if I get enough reviews! Plz review this story! If u have flames be gentle…though, constructive criticism is always helpful! Cheers for reading! Plz review!
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