What? Can You Say That Again?
A Danny Phantom FanFic
By WindWing
A/N : hey! Thanx to every1 who read the first chappy! And thanx for the reviews! I did get some saying bout my bad grammar so I will try 2 improve on that 'cause I kno how hard it is to read a story that doesn't flow…its paddie difficult!
By the way, wiltedr0es, I liked the start of 'Hospital House'! plz continue on that and read my other work! Oh, and Broken Remedy, ure review made ME laugh…hehe!
Disclaimer : robot voice I.DONT.OWN.DANNY.PHANTOM.OR.SHEK. wolf grin it comes up once…you'll see why…hehe bigger wolf grin
Chapter 2 : How To Lip-Read In Three Hard Steps – Narrator P.O.V
"I'll save you! Die Ghost!" Jack dog-piled Danny.
"AHHHHHH!"
"Don't worry, me boy! MADDIE! GRAB THE FENTON DE-PROGRAMMER!" (A/N : I have no idea if they have this gadget. I made it up.)
"AHHHHH!" Danny had no idea why his dad had just dog-piled him, so simply screaming seemed to be the best option for the situation – he was half right. Maddie flew in the door, dog-piling jack therefore crushing Danny further in an attempt to calm downhis father– bad idea.
"AHHHHH! More GHOSTS! THEY'RE AFTER ME! JAZZ!" Jack turned his shocked wife over, causing him to now be crushing Maddie and an already half-suffocated Danny. "JAZZ! GRAB THEN FENTON DE-PROGRAMMER! MADDIE AND DANNY ARE POSSESSED!" Jazz walked into the room, cracking up. (well, you would crack up too if you saw your sibling turning purple out of loss of oxygen, your mum turning red out of anger, and your eccentric father piled on top of them turning pale from a mix of excitement and fright for the well-being of his family that he is voluntarily crushing…wow, long sentence…deep breath…) Jazz – now partly normal – shoved Jack of the poor two.
"Ay..ir.." Jazz rolled her eyes and slammed her bunched fist down hard onto her brothers torso, forcing him exhale. "Than…que…"
"What was going on?" Maddie stood up, taking a liking to dusting herself off as she spat out her excuse.
"JACK, was convinced that Danny was possessed, and as soon as I try and stop him, he dog-piles me! And accuses ME of being possessed! ME!"
"Well, Danny what happened?" He just sat there as people stared; adjusting various bits of clothing. "Danny!" Impatience was getting the better of her. "DANNY?" She screamed at him. He still didn't understand, however had actually noticed people were glaring.
"Wha?"
"WHAT. HAPPENED. IDIOT?"
"I can't hear you!" Everyone was stunned. Even the people in Tim-Buck-Two (A/N : hehe, couldn't resist…) had heard Jazz's outburst. "Oh," Danny stood up, pointing at his ears. "JAZZ made me deaf with a megaphone this morning!"
"Death? I knew he was possessed! Get him! Before he reaps us all!" Maddie punched Jack hard round the face. "Arm, likeaboxer!" He slurred in one go before he passed out on the bathroom floor.
"Well, that's one way to shut him up mum…"
"Wha?" Jazz had to cover her ears.
"Stop yelling! Can you read my lips?" She started exaggerating the sounds of her words and opening her mouth wide; like trying to teach a foreigner or baby English. "Caaann, yooooou, reeeeeeaddd, mmmyyyy, liiiiipppsssss?" His confused face said that he couldn't, but he had to add insult-to-injury by trying to guess – not listening to his common sense.
"Tan, oooooo, plead, buy, lips?" She sighed.
"One out of five is good for a first try…"
"Wha?" Her patience was wearing thin now.
"I'm going to make some coffee. Jazz since you did this to him you can teach him how to hear again…"
"Mum! It'll wear off in a day-or-so…"
"Danny is not missing a day of school, so you have to help him." With that, Maddie hopped over the unconscious form of her husband to make a new habit of hers.
"Danny, you WILL be the death of me…"
"Wha?"
"Okay, Danny. Time for Jazz's school of 'How To Lip-Read In Three Hard Steps'…"
"Wha?" Jazz's patience had ran out. Sharply, she slapped him on the ear while reaching for a plastic board, board-rubber and dry-wipe pen. Quickly, she scribbled something and showed it to Danny:
Your deaf, nitwit. Mum said I have to help you so I am.
You're in my room learning how to lip-read in three hard steps because mum said you're not aloud to skip school.
"That sucks! You'd think she would be kind enough to be kind…" Jazz slapped him again and rolled her eyes.
Ha ha!
"Yeah, well, it's not good for you either…" slap, "Oww."
Okay, step one...
Body Language...
Try to guess which mood I'm in by my body language.
"Kay." Jazz stood up, slumping her shoulders in an attempt to seem sad.
"Ummm, how about…annoyed." Jazz shook her head. "Grumpy." She shook her head again, now feeling slightly angry. "Frustrated and Jazzy…" She gabbed the board:
What do you mean 'Jazzy'?
Danny smirked, "You know, Jazzy. Mad, psychotic, mean…" He had her. The patience string had snapped. It was a-yousten-we-have-a-problem-may-day-may-day!-The-planes-gonna-crash-and-we're-all-gonna-die-moment! (is that how u spell yousten? I guessed…hehe) Jazz's body language changed as she gripped her hands together, clenching them into fists and stream rose from her ears. "I know this one! Angry and a 'I'm gonna kill you; not even the four horse-man of the apocalypse or God himself could save you from a thousand life-times of torture' mode! gulp" Jazz dog piled Danny.
Right, let's try step two…
Facial expressions…
"C-cool…heh…" Danny had a plaster stuck on his cheek and a few dark bruises from Jazz's dog pile.
Right, okay…
Try and guess what mood I'm in…
"Okay." Jazz put on a over-enthusiastic smile. Now he was scared… "Err…how about…psychotic axe murderer…hehe…bigger gulp" She dog piled him...again…
Right, on to fricking step three…
Watch my lips. Watch VERY carefully because I will bePOSSESSED to kill you if you get it wrong…
Danny gulped…again…like, the third time? Yeah, that'll do Danny, that'll do…ahh! Too much Shek! Anywho…to the story!
Wait 'till I'm finished.
"Okay." Jazz said something. He didn't know what it was…he didn't want to die at fourteen! Who does!...don't answer that…I'm trailing off again, aren't I? hehe…okay then…wolf grin…hehe…He had to guess. "Err, you dipstick?" She clapped her hands in triumph.
"Yay! You got it!"
"Wha?"
YOU.GOT.IT.GET.TO.SCHOOL.
"Stop being so Jazzy!" Oops…
"Urrgghhh!" She dog piled him…again…huh, he'll never learn…
A/N : okay! Wha do ya think? Any good for a second chappy? Hehe! wolf grin don't forget to REVIEW! OR I…I…I…ERR…thinks very hard and slams head down on keyboard jfdjbifbfdbhdfsbhdfs………oowwww… hehe…REVIEW! AND, ERR, READ MY OTHER WORK! PLZ? REVIEW THOSE 2! YOU MUST REVIEW! Cheers for reading!
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