The second theme for 30Smirks! If you want the first theme, it's called Strings, and was put up just before I put this one on. Strings is a bit longer than this one... but only a wee bit.

Fandom: Fruits Basket

Title: Night Prowler

Author/Artist: AndrAIa

Theme: Hey, you can't do this!

Pairing: YukiXKyo

Rating: pg-13

Disclaimer: Own, I do not, the wonderful works of Natsuki.

Summary: Kyo's got a night prowler in his room.

Night Prowler

Tup, tup, shhhhlll...rustle...

With a horrendous jolt that shook the whole bed, an overly-surprised reaction met the prowler's sly advances. Kyo thrashed, finding this bodily assault to be one of complete and utter violation, one that was not trying to be hidden in the least. He swung, the guileful intruder ducked easily beneath the slow and sleepy round house.

"Well, aren't we jumpy?" the sultry voice of this molester murmured against the frozen Kyo's lips, dipping down to suck away what wariness that had been awakened by the sudden groping. The hazy state of half asleep, but wonderfully awake in bliss, drifted over the suddenly mellow cat.

Yuki hadn't tried to rape Kyo in the middle of the night before, so he really didn't know why his cousin felt the need to do it now. Not that he was complaining - nor could he for that matter- but he had been in one of the most peaceful sleeps he'd had in a long time. His content rested in several ideals in life, sleep being one of the top three. Of course, Yuki-time was always welcomed, but not when it interfered with the other two contented ideals. Sleep, food, and sex were never to be crossed with one another.

"Ge'offa me you perv!" Kyo dragged himself out of the mental high Yuki had thrown him into. "You can't do this! Just because you're in the mood doesn't mean I want to be woken up to play with you!" He growled, not yet making any quick movements to evade his lover in fear of being over powered and really forced into a night of 'playing.'

Yuki only smirked down to his aggressive boyfriend, trailing a few light kisses up the graceful sloping neck. "Ooooh, but Kyo... I have such good reason to." He reached down to stroke an easily excitable Kyo-kun.

"What," he panted a bit and pushed Yuki up to remove the heat from his body, "may I ask, is this good reason?" he sat up in the bed, now unfortunately fully awake in mind and body.

Yuki grinned and crawled forward into Kyo's lap. "It's your birthday two minutes ago." he cooed, pressing in for another fervent kiss. "Happy birthday." he smirked before latching onto a surprised and unsuspecting Kyo.

-Aia

Short and to the point. I started and finished this within twenty minutes I believe. It was very late and I dozed off once in a while as I was writing it.

I just proof-read and had myself in fits of giggles. I'm terrible at spelling/punctuation/grammar when I'm really tired, so I found sentences like, " ...to be one of complete and utter violation that was of complete and utter violation whic was not in the slightest hidden by the attacker."

Silly, silly me.

- Aia