Author's Note: I know, it's been forever, but thanks to my reviewers, I felt so guilty about not updating, that I decided to update!
I was jogging on the treadmill at the gym. She jogged next me. I asked her name. Susan. We get to talking and I finally ask her on a date. She gives a drop dead kind of look. I say, "I'm interested in you. What's the problem." I see her calve muscles flex as she runs. She says, "I'm not interested in you. That's the problem." I stay silent. She leaves. I wonder what's wrong the rest of the day.
Rule #5: Girls who can beat you up just aren't worth the trouble.
My day off. I go to the Jelly Belly factory. I had never been and Abby said it was interesting. I schedule a tour. As I arrive, I think I'll most likely be the only adult amongst five million elementary school kids. I go in and wait with the rest of my group. Preschoolers on a field trip. They give me the stupid hat. Now I look like a dork. The chaperone turns to me and comments, "Gee, these things aren't flattering are they?" I laugh. She's in her twenties and doesn't have ring. After the tour, we sit, talk, and eat Jelly Bellies. Right when I'm about to ask her out, she chokes on a jelly bean and the paramedics have to come.
Rule #6: Never have food small enough to choke on, it just ruins the whole thing.
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