Disclaimer: I don't own Cardcaptors, blah. Clamp does, blah. I'm bored, blah. I'm going to stop writing blah now, blah.

(Sorry my weirdness is just a part of me)

Well I'm finally updating again! So here's the chapter you were looking forward too…..well I hope so..

Chapter 6

Meiling figured out her plan, but first she had to go to the principal's office to start it. And so off she trotted down the hallway to the office, happily. (no she is not a horse, haha)

Meanwhile, Sakura unfortunately was keeping Tomoyo preoccupied.

"Sakura, what shall we practice first?"

"Well why don't you sing your song first and I'll sit here and listen. Then I can tell you how to improve, but I'm sure that it's great!"

"Okay! Here goes…." And so Tomoyo started singing.

And Sakura was busily staring at the door, hoping someone would rescue her from this fate. And luckily enough someone did, actually more like SOME VOICE did. One minute into Tomoyo singing had passed, when suddenly there was an announcement.

"Will Sakura Kinomoto please come up to the principal's office immediately!" said a very deep voice.

"Uh…..well Tomoyo, I'll go and see why the principal called me, and you just keep practicing!"

"Sure! Don't be gone too long!"

"……………………….right……………….." Sakura said as she closed the door behind her.

'Yes my miracle has come! You rock Meiling!'

And as if Meiling had heard those thoughts, she said out loud, "Yes I always knew I was great!"

(A/N: ha-ha, just ignore that, my weirdness can be overpowering sometimes…)

And so Sakura walked happily, unlike Meiling previously who was trotting, to the office.

And who knows why or what they were doing, but at the same time, Syaoran and Eriol were at the doors in front of the school.

"Why are we here again Syaoran half an hour before the dance?"

"Just to set up a few innocent pranks here and there….." And you could see a cough fake cough halo above his head, while he had an innocent smile on his face.

'Perfect depiction of an angel gone wrong,' thought Eriol wryly.

"So where is the first prank going to be?" Eriol asked.

"Where else but the head honcho? To the office!"

And so the two glided to the office.

Else where

"Meiling are you in here?" asked Sakura through the darkness. She had entered the office and shut the door behind her when she realized there was total darkness surrounding her.

"Yeah just look to your left!" came the answer. (What did you think she was going to scare her? Wink)

"So how did you sound so deep over the speakers anyway? What are you, mysteriously a guy?" Sakura asked jokingly.

"No, of course not! I had my spy toy in my purse. It makes your voice sound deep when you talk through it. I always knew there'd be a day when I could use this."

"O…….k……. So you got the money?" asked Sakura in her punk voice.

"Yup, now let's get out of here! We can finally get our snack! But first …we have to find the door," answered Meilin, her voice becoming more and more disappointed.

And they both, unfortunately, would not find it until it was too late.

Else where…………again...

'Where is Sakura? It's been long enough and I've already practiced my song twice… Wait a minute! Something smells fishy… oh wait that's just the rotten sandwich in the corner……ewwwwww! How old is that? Like 2 months…NASTY! Better throw that away……… So what was I thinking about again?' and you could see Tomoyo scratching her head thoughtfully.

(A/N: For the first time, Tomoyo is forgetful……..how scary.)

Back to the Boys…

'Finally we've reached the god-forsaken place, never thought a 5 min walk could last so long…' thought Eriol.

Wonder why it seemed to last longer than it should? Well unfortunately since there were no teachers and staff in the building, all the lights were off. Well all but for the ones in the 'dance hall' and they weren't the only ones there in the school either, there were 3 others, but of course they don't know that do they? And how do you think they got in…well…someone forgot to lock the door! (A/N: if I was reading that out loud, it would have been in the freaky sing-song voice)

: Here is where the alternate version starts that is at the end of this chapter:

Sakura and Meilin meanwhile, had found the door and where struggling to open it. But it didn't seem to be going that well….

"Mei, it's stuck! What do we do?"

"Keep trying Sakura; it'll have to open eventually."

And so they tried, and tried, until finally the door did open. Just not the way they expected it to happen. As the door swung open with force, the girls fell backwards.

"Um…….Eriol what are you doing here?"

:This is where the alternate version ends:

"Uh…..no reason. We (pointing to Syaoran who was at the door), just decided to come early."

"Right, well we're going to go now," said Meilin in a disbelieving voice.

But as soon as they got up from the ground, guess who they saw at the door.

Back to the time of when Syaoran and Eriol reached the door…

Tomoyo…

'Ah! Now I remember. How could somebody call sakura over the announcements if there's no principal?' Then it suddenly dawned on her. 'Meilin!' And so of she skipped to the office. And when she reached the office, she saw sakura and Meilin standing in the room, and Syaoran and Eriol near the door.

Back to the present in the office

"So Sakura, Meilin, what are you two doing here anyway?"

The plan had been destroyed, but where one plan fails another is born.

"Do you hear that dear? I think our chariot awaits!" said Meilin.

"I think you're quite right. Well we shan't keep them waiting shall we?" replied Sakura.

"No I suppose not!"

"Well onwards! Tally-ho! Of we go!"

"And now we shall bid you adieu!"

And with that the two left the office and walked down the hallway to the vending machine.

Tomoyo, Eriol and Syaoran just watched the two go off with a sweat drop.

'Not again….' Thought Tomoyo.

'Psycho's, they're all psychos,' thought Syaoran disdainfully.

'wish I could do that and get a way with it,' thought eriol,…….thoughtfully. (haha, srry.)

"So why are you two here?"

That's when Eriol and Syaoran knew they were caught, and any plans of pranks had just gone down the drain.

Alternate version:

Since the office was close to the entrance of the school, the two 'lost' girls heard the door open and close and footsteps coming their way. And they did what most people would have done in that situation, act like idiots. (A/N: on second thought, they're the only ones who'd do that)

"Yo yo was sup Mei?"

"Like only time will tell, duh!"

"But I thought time only talked in stories?"

"Well this is a story!"

"Really! So what happens next?"

"Well the psycho guys come through the door and the sane girls pound them on the head and make their escape!"

"Um….Mei…….i think you got the psycho and sane part switched around," She said giggling. (Do you get what she meant? 'big grin')

"No I'm serious! Listen, you can hear them talking. And they sound pretty psychotic!"

And so the girls stood as still and as silently as they could to hear the psycho guys talk.

(A/N: that sentence was sooo messed up its not even funny! Actually it was, hahaha)

This is what they heard:

Guy 1: "God-damn it! Why didn't you tell me that it'd be dark in here?"

Guy 2: "Well genius, you don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that the lights would be off! But then again, you are the dumbest person in the world so of course you wouldn't know!"

Guy 1: "Actually only second dumbest to you," he said snidely.

Guy 2: "Right…….anyway here we are."

And suddenly the girls could hear the doorknob turning. Very, very slowly…..

But the girls were ready for that. In their hands they had……….the spy toy! And so this is what happened next:

Meilin speaking with the toy: "FREEZE! Put your hands up and stand still!"

Of course the boys were terrified, hearing a deep voice say that, and so they thought of the only possibility of who could be in the office. The police!

"We surrender!" Eriol and Syaoran said together.

"Now one of you slowly open the door, but no funny stuff! We've got guns!" said Meilin. Beside her Sakura was quietly laughing. Sakura was actually holding a ruler that they were going to use to whack the guys and then they'd both escape to the music room to tell Tomoyo. Who said that a school supply couldn't be a weapon?

"But I thought guns weren't allowed in school?" Eriol said, but to them it was guy 2.

"Stop being a smart aleck! Now like I said, open the door slowly."

"But how can I open it if I'm supposed to stand still with my hands in the air?"

At that Syaoran, sakura and Meilin all smacked their heads at what he said.

"JUST OPEN THE DOOR!" said the frustrated voice.

"Fine, fine!" And as he opened the door, Sakura notice who the guy was.

"ERIOL!"

"What are you talking about sakura…" and then suddenly everything clicked.

Eriol and Meilin simultaneously pointed at each other and yelled, "What are you doing here!"

Alternate version over.

So well how did you like this chapter? I'd like to know what you thought of the chapter and what improvements I could make. I'd also like to know what you thought of the alternate version. That part was written when I felt like writing something very…….weird. Anyhow, the next story that I will update is Exotic Relationship or Magical Starlight, so hope you read and review that as well. Thanks for reading! 'smile'

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