The Hall Of Doors
A/n: Hi! This is in script format, different than what I'm used to. Go ahead and bomb me down, but I've got my own flamethrower so beware… Anyway, this is my first YW fic so make sure you review and tell me how I'm doing. I know it doesn't follow Wizards at War, but it is fan fiction so…
Disclaimer: Diane Duane is so awesome and cool and smart and… what's that? Oh yeah, not mine –pouts-
Chapter 1: The Mole People and Balloons
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Kit: So why'd you call me over?
Nita: Well, I got this weird pamphlet thing and I was wondering if you got one too. Dairine did.
Kit: Does it say Come to Banabar's Universal Fair?
Nita: Yes! Do you know who sent it? Or where it is?
Kit: Uh… no. Why're you asking me? Ask Dairine or spot. Or even the mole people.
Nita: Stop calling them -suppressed giggle- that. Just because they live in my basement doesn't make them mole people.
Kit: -rolling around on floor laughing-
Nita's Dad: -walks in- Did I miss something?
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James: Hey Padfoot, did you get a pamphlet on Barnhead's Fungi?
Sirius: -wakes up grumpily- Who the bloody hell is Barnhead? Why would I care about his funky shoes?
James: Oooookay. I'll take that as a no then.
Sirius: - snoring loudly-
Remus: - rolls eyes- It says "Banabar's Universal Fair", not 'Barnhead's Fungi' you dolt.
James: Whatever. Hey it's your turn to wake Padfoot up.
Remus: -evil grin- okay. -goes over to desk and picks up wand-
James: What are you going to do?
Remus: You'll see. ) –conjures balloon-
James: -evil grin- You wouldn't!
Remus: Watch me.-rubs balloon an Sirius' hair-
Sirius' hair: -goes up all over the place-
Sirius: -snores and falls on Remus-
Remus: Get off me! $$$&$$&$&#&&&$
James: Whoa I never heard some of those. –takes out camera and takes blackmail pictures-
Sirius: -wakes up- Why good morning Moony. Just to let you know, this is nice and all, but I don't bend that-AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! My beautiful hair! What happened to it? –sob- I'll kill -sob- whoever did this –sob- to poor Henry!
James/Remus: Henry?
Sirius: Yeah, I named it Hen- Stop getting off subject!
James/Remus: -on floor laughing-
Sirius: Hey Prongs, is it breakfast yet? I smell bacon. –fixes hair-
James: -gasp- Yeah it started like 30 minutes ago. Probably –hee-haha-hoho- almost -heh- no one's there though.
Remus: Well, I'm going to get dressed. See you in the Great Hall.
James/Sirius: Yeah, see ya.
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A/n: So, you like it so far? Trust me it'll be longer and have more YW in the next chapter. That's when they'll meet. Mwahahahahahahahahah. Ahem. That was not …er…me? Well you need to tell me how to improve and junk like that so push that little button! Come on! You know you want to...