Don't worry, those who are actually reading me: My other JN story's almost done. I just HAD to do this!

I wholeheartedly dedicate this fic to ReddistheRose, who inspired me to write these and any other parodies for Jimmy Neutron I come up with! RR, this song's for YOU! (Throws you roses)

Song 1: Hollaback, Earth (parody of "Hollaback Girl" by Gwen Stefani)
Uh-huh, this is my planet.
All Earth kids, stomp your feet like that.

Few times I've been around in space,
so you're gonna get it right in your face
'cause you get your hollaback, Earth!
You get your hollaback, Earth!
(repeat)

Ooh, this is my home. This is my home.
(repeat 3x)

I heard that you were plotting
and you didn't think that I would hear it
People hear you laughing like that
gettin' everybody fired up

So we're going to attack,
I'm leading the pack
of carbon-based kids,
and we'll take you out!
That's right, put your lasers down
gettin' everybody fired up

Few times I've been around in space
so you're gonna get it right in your face
'cause you get your hollaback, Earth!
You get your hollaback, Earth!
(repeat)

Ooh, this is my home. This is my home.
Ooh, this is my home. This is my home.
Ooh, this is my home. This is my home.
Ooh, this is my home. This is my home.

So that's right, scum
meet me down on Mars
'cause the kids of Earth will make you see stars!
Both of us wanna be the winner,
but there will only be us.

So we're gonna fight,
gonna give it our all,
gonna make you fall,
gonna sock it to you!
That's right, now the Earth kids win.
Everybody back on the bus.

(repeat chorus)

Junk Man, let me say:
Your ship is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Finbar, you're bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
Goobot, your ship is bananas
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
These villains are bananas!
B-A-N-A-N-A-S!

Few times I've been around in space,
so you're gonna get it right in your face!
'Cause you get your hollaback, Earth!
You get your hollaback, Earth!
(repeat)

Ooh, this is my home! This is my home!
(repeat until fade)

Well, how about that? You like? I can't hold a candle to the mistress mentioned above, but I thought it was pretty cute!