For those of you who watch it, this is a parody of the theme song from "The Nanny." My 12-year-old sister is obsessed with The Nanny. All of a sudden, it's her favorite series in the universe. I like it, too, but not as much as her. Anyway, I figure the only way for anyone to understand where I'm coming from might want to read the real theme words first, then the parody. Nanny fans, this is for y'all!
The Nanny: Original Theme
She was working in a bridal shop in Flushing, Queens
'til her boyfriend kicked her out in one of those crushing scenes.
What was she to do?
Where was she to go?
She-was-out-on her fanny.
So over the bridge from Flushing to the Sheffield's door.
She was there to sell make-up, but the father saw more.
She had style!
She had flare!
She was there!
That's-how-she-became
the Nanny!
Who would have guessed that the girl we described
was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now the father finds her beguiling
Watch out, C.C.!
And the kids are actually smiling
such jois de vivre!
She's the lady in red when everybody else is wearing tan!
The flashy girl from Flushing,
the nanny named Fran!
Now, the parody!
Cindy Vortex: Parody of "The Nanny" theme song
Cindy Vortex was once the smartest kid in school
'til Jimmy Neutron came along and made her look a fool.
She knew what to do
she knew where to go
she-would-go-beat-up Jimmy!
So across the street from Cindy's to the Neutron's door
She fought with him for years, but Jimmy saw more.
She had style!
She had flare!
She was there!
That's-how-they-became
enemies!
Who would have guessed that the girl we described
was just exactly what the doctor prescribed?
Now Jimmy finds her beguiling
Watch out, Bet-ty!
And their friends are actually smiling,
such jois de vivre!
She's the girl in capris when everybody else is wearing pants!
The flashy girl from Retro,
Cindy Vortex!
Well? Comments? Fran fans? Anyone?