Okay: I still haven't come up with a Sheen song yet, but I was inspired by Karen Carpenter (if you don't know who she is, YOU SHOULD!) to write this tragic song fic about Libby, and how she handles Sheen's death. :'( Sad, yes, but they can't all be happy! (Points accusingly) ReddistheRose is the one who wrote the one about Jimmy grown and out of the house, and Judy being all sad about it! (LOL! Just kidding, RR!) I'm not the only one here! Irk...Anyway, the only way you'd really understand this fic is if you listen to the original song. It's a tearjerker, I tell you. I have the song on the Carpenters album "Love Songs," or you can go online and try to find it. Justremember: It's called Solitaire.Get a tissue and enjoy and review. (You'll also only get this if you've seen "Love Potion 976-J," which I assume most of you have.)

Meltyface: Parody of "Solitaire" by Karen Carpenter
There was a girl
a lovely girl
who lost her love
when his life slipped away.

His heart held on,
but now he's gone.
And by his side
she always vowed to stay.

Chorus: And Meltyface is all she has of him,
and every road that takes her back to him.
And by herself, it's easy to pretend
she'll never love again.

And keeping to herself, she plays their game.
Without his love, it always ends the same.
While life goes on around in hurried pace,
she's holding Meltyface.

Her eyes, adored,
hold joy no more.
While Cindy, help-
less, sees her by his grave.

There was a girl
a lonely girl
who, with her toy,
mourns for the love he gave.

And Meltyface is all she has of him,
and every road that takes her back to him.
And by herself, it's easy to pretend
she'll never love again.

And keeping to herself, she plays their game.
Without his love, it always ends the same.
While life goes on around in hurried pace,
she's holding Meltyface.

And Meltyface is all she has of him,
and every road that takes her back to him.
While life goes on around in hurried pace,
She's holding Meltyface.

Author's Review:
(Blows nose) That is so SAD! But I loved that song so much, the artist within just sprang out and possessed me! I can't help it! Did y'all like it? I'll try to write some less depressing ones in the future, but hey: Whatever the Artist Within (AW) wills, I post. ;) Review, please! And have a tissue... :'(