Kikyo was so annoying, her eyes were fake, her teeth were fake, her hair was fake, her breasts were fake even her pinky finger was fake. She was fake, she was a lie. She was even wearing fake clothes when they found her just outside the city, because on the tag it said 'cotton' and 'nylon' and 'spandex.' Not even words, all fake, like Kikyo. She was also found with a computer, a talking one! No one, would EVER make a talking computer even in these times. It was definitely recorded. Fake, a lie, just like it's owner.

And Sango knew it. Pulling the auto-cart through the air she set it beside Kikyo, leaning over the comatose girl she looked for lines, 'She's got a good surgeon, I'll give her that. I hate her, that foul mouthed little prick. That reminds me 'prick goes the needle!' he, he, he, he, he!'

Sango, lived in Fudaljapan. This was not even near Kagome's galaxy, at the present Kagome is on a hover-table and Sango wheeled in a auto-cart. Two items out of the billions of things more advanced than Kagome's technology back on earth.

(I hope my descriptions of different things don't confuse you) I'm starting ch. 2, but it's much different than I had in mind. Because my stupid computer deleted it, and I like it better this way. Indulge

Kagome felt strange, there was no way to describe it really, the gravity was off, it was lighter, by a lot and, the air. Breathing in deeply she sighed, the air was clean. Opening her eyes she surprised the girl next to her. She looked like a nurse, "Nurse, may I have a glass of water?"

Well Sango was stunned, to put it mildly, this was not Kikyo. Sango was going crazy, but her patient needed her. So, pressing a button on the auto-cart she took the glass of water from the table and gave it to the Kikyo look alike, but even now she was starting to look like a person, a stunningly beautiful person, if she was real, and less like Kikyo. Clearing her throat Sango was about to speak when the girl "'Mmm'ed"

"Is something wrong?" Sango was worried, the last time a patient did that they went crazy and went into a coma.

"No, absolutely nothing," putting the glass of water to her lips again Kagome sipped the water and continued to hum agreement. "This water-"

"Is just hospital water we could get you better-"

"Is so good!" Downing the last drop she politely turned on the hover-table "May I have more, please?"

Well that did it, Sango was mortified, this girl was crazy, but she looked healthy. "What is your name?"

"My name?" Kagome was stumped, she'd forgotten her name, of course the feeling of lightheadedness was a contributing factor, "Well, I suppose it's Kagome. Have you changed the gravity, it feels funny." Now, Sango knew the woman was crazy, oh but wait the zero-gravity chambers were down the hall.

"No. Does it feel heavy, you must have been-"

"No, not at all really. It feels very light. Where am I." the girl on the table looked puzzled. "I am in a hospital right?" Kagome looking down saw that she was in a large white T-shirt.

"Of course. Well Kagome, why don't you take a nap maybe the gravity will smoothen out then. And after that we can give you some tests."

"Oh no, I couldn't possibly fall asleep. By the way what's your name Miss. Nurse?"

"You may call me Sango." shaking her head she let the girl slide off the hover-table.

"AH!" Kagome cried out. She would swear her feet didn't touch the ground when she hit, she didn't even hit! She felt like she glided, almost on water, but there was the linoleum looking up at her right under her feet. And there were the nurses feet. Looking up at the nurse she asked for help.

"Of course, but are you sure you want to take the tests, they'll be hard-" 'for someone in your condition.' But she didn't say that, she knew it would hurt the girl's feelings, because that just seemed like the kind of girl Kagome was.

"Nonsense! I need to work it out of my system."

Kagome, as you can tell, does not know where she is. And she doesn't remember what happened. She thinks she's on earth in a hospital, and she thinks she just got drunk, even though she's never drunk liquor once in her life. Thought I better state that.

Leading the girl to a room Sango stepped into another and looked through the one-sided glass mirror at the girl, she was daintily stepping over to the chair in the middle of the room.

"Could you be careful with her," she asked the person on a comfy chair, "she's a little slow if you know what, I mean." Sango looked desperately at Kagome who was smoothing out the wrinkles in her hospital attire.

"You know I'm always." Naraku winked at Sango and headed into the room where the girl was.

"And who? Are you?" Naraku inquired.

"I'm Kagome. And you are?"

"Naraku. I'm going to be asking you questions, just random questions and I want you to think hard of the answer. And then what we're going to do after this is some work tests, or how well you can run and stuff like that. Okay, are you ready?" Kagome nodded her head eagerly.

He squatted down so he was eye level with her"What is," Big pause, "one plus one."

"Two!"

"Good! I'm proud of you!" Turning Naraku winked into the mirror where he knew Sango was watching intently. "Now what's one plus," pause, "three."

"Four."

"Wonderful, see you're doing fine. Can you do two times one?"

Kagome was getting tired, "Yes, ask me any math problem and I can answer you in 'two' seconds flat."

Naraku glared at the mirror, Sango had been teasing him.

"Okay do 50 times 50."

"2500. Could you please get on to the physical part?"

"Okay, I can see that you're not mentally ill..."

Getting up from the cramping squatting position, his knees cracked. He walked over to the wall and pushed a button and a treadmill, a scale, and weights were wheeled in by a person in a bio-hazardous suit, and they walked back out.

"Lets see how much you weigh, okay?"

"Hmm..." Naraku looked at the girl the last time a female did that, was also just before they tested her weight. She broke out crying. "Okay... but I'm telling you now I'm at least 150." Naraku chuckled, he wasn't even 50, it's not like a girl her size was going to be even 30.

Getting on the scale, Naraku gaped.

"WHAT?!?" Naraku gasped. "WHAT?!?!?! 100 POUNDS!! 100 POUNDS!!"

Kagome was trying to calm the guy down, what was it with guys and girl's weight problems? "I'm probably just sick." but she was worried about herself too.

"Yes, that's what it is, broken." He turned to Kagome, "IT'S BROKEN RIGHT?!?! I must be sick! It's broken. Okay let us just go on the, the next thing." Now Naraku was scared. The girl was mad. But he wouldn't let it show, no way, not to a girl like this.

"Okay, lets go to the weights okay?" he was still trying to get the idea of '100 pounds' out of his head... '100 pounds'.... '100 POUNDS'

"Okay lets try the 1 pound first okay."

Kagome scoffed, "No, how 'bout I try the 100 pounds and we'll go from there."

'100 pounds' "Yes, why don't we." then Sango burst into the room.

"Oh no you don't! The scale must be broken okay? But you're not going to let her lift 100 pounds! Only Inuyasha and his gang can do that." She spat out gang.

But Kagome was already under the bench press, lifting 100. "Hey! Could you add some more this seems really light."

Okay I know my calculations have really been messed up but I hope you can forgive me. The gravity of this world is divided by 8 that of ours. I know, I know having her 100 pounds here makes her 800 pounds on earth but well... if I had her 19 it wouldn't work for what I'm going to do later. So this is how I made up for the evilness of MY logic:

All things from earth are -50 to -55 on this world,

But all things on this world from this world are divided by 8 that of which is on earth.

Kagome being from earth, still has muscle from earth (and she's keeping it)

but the people on this world are used to divided by 8 gravity so they're used to the 'lightness' and so they don't have as much muscle as Kagome does... except Inuyasha... but I'll get into that/him later.

I know mine evil logic will fry thou brains, but please spare me and review please no flames. I'm getting shot down at because I made them 100 years ago...

Please forgive the evil logic!