Well: I'll bet none of y'all were expecting this person's perspective, were ya! This song is her observations of Jimmy and Cindy, and why they're always acting this stupid around each other.
Hey, Big-head: Parody of "Hey, Baby" by No Doubt
Hey, Betty
Hey, Betty
Hey!
My name's
Betty
Hey, Betty
Hey, Betty
Hey!
My name is Betty
I'm the little girl that hangs with my friends
at the Candy Bar when the meeting ends
Sitting at the counter, looking kinda nice,
With the pink dress and the pretty eyes
Unseen,
I spy
on them out the corner of my eye.
Cindy picks a brand new fight with Jim
with the green eyes and the ponytail
I'm just sipping on Purple Lite,
watching him and her start another fight.
I look up and Sam, and he shakes his head,
saying "What can you do, yeah?"
All she says is:
Hey, Big-head
Hey, Big-head
Hey!
Neutron! Neutron!
Hey, Big-head
Hey, Big-head
Hey!
Then Jimmy shoots back:
Hey, blondie
Hey, blondie,
Hey!
Vortex! Vortex!
Hey, blondie,
Hey, blondie,
Hey!
And they're gone in the blink of an eye.
I'm the one who watches their
relationship, like truth or dare
I'm not jealous, just interested
in why they are like this
They've been doing this since we were ten.
She walks in the door, there they go again!
All she ever does is challenge him,
but the boy really likes it!
All she says is:
Hey, big-head
Hey, big-head
Hey!
Neutron! Neutron!
Hey, big-head
Hey, big-head
Hey!
Then Jimmy shoots back:
Hey, blondie
Hey, blondie
Hey!
Vortex! Vortex!
Hey, blondie
Hey, blondie
Hey!
And they're gone in the blink of an eye.
I'm just sipping on Purple Lite,
watching him and her start another fight.
I look up at Sam, and he shakes his head,
saying "What can you do, yeah?"
(Repeat chorus 2x)
Author's Review:
Sorry, but I didn't feel like retyping the chorus this time. At any rate, you get the idea. How did y'all like that? I realize that maybe half of you are all Betty Bashers (XD!), but look at it objectively, like I do! (Usually...)